>watching porn
>see this
This whore killed my boner. Why is this allowed? It looks disgusting.
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Looks nice and soft
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>>38149959
wtf are we looking at here buddy
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God, I just want a gf with a nice puffy labia to grid my cock against.
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Guys what if the alien word for peace was "our belly buttons" and the aliens came and insted of saying we come in peace they said "we cum in our belly buttons".
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>>38149927
wouldn't it be more like this?
>nurk gleb our belly buttons enkd nirs
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>>38149927
So b total coincidence the entire rest of the language is exactly like English
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>>38149939
Shut up you little shit.
Kill yourself or I will do it for you.
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I recently see many women with these. What do they ACTUALLY mean by this?
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>>38149920
it means they like you
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>>38149920
it signals their want for cock anon
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Its a mark to show that they are black cock only
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>drying roastie in my town in dire need of a kidney
>am the only one who has a compatible one
>wont donate it
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>>38149897
This won't even be a problem in 100 years with artificial kidneys
I bet people are going to look back at internet archives an l a u g h
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>>38149909
>guy gets shot in the foot
>"oh shit man we need to get you to a hospital"
>"nah man in 100 years it won't even matter"
Genius
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>>38150008
He's got Obamacare.
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Could you imagine being a doctor delivering a baby, then accidentally dropping the baby when handing it over?
You can't name a more awkward scenario than this
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>then accidentally dropping the baby when handing it over?
Was this you?
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>>38149815
No, I'm not a doctor
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Anon your thread lacks depth
It sucks
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>Only day three of nofap
>Feel like my crotch is about to explode
How long until I get past this initial stage?
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keep it up anon
i always give up a day in
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why though?
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>>38149782
I want to improve my self-discipline after I realized I couldn't go a day without masturbating.
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At what a point does it become necessary to be violent, perhaps fatally so, to people you hate or disagree with?
The amount of political turmoil in this country is starting to make me think that people are going to resort to those kind of extremes in the coming few years (I live in Portland). No matter the politics, a growing number of individuals I personally know have expressed, or hinted at, not only the desire to be more violent with whom they deem as "the other side," but also the idea that they don't have a choice anymore; even a few friends of mine I least expected this from. It seems that I'm one of the few here, if not only person, who refuses to resort to that kind of shit. Which is also made all the more disconcerting when you take into consideration how politically motivated acts of violence here in Portland have started pick up steam throughout 2017 (local news outlets should have more info. than larger stations).
What the fuck, man?
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>>38149691
Debate is a substitute for violence, but it only works when you share the same set of fundamental values. When two groups of people in the same location do not share the same values, debate is impossible and they'll eventually kill each other until only one set of values remains.
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>>38149691
Violence is only necessary when it is propagated against you. Right now, 99% of politics isn't threatening any violence on anyone else whatsoever.
If I lived in Portland, though, I sure as hell would carry a knife or something to fend of antifaggots
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I honestly think the US needs to split up. The cultural differences between the cities/suburbs and the rural areas are too large. We're basically just sick of each other at this point
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>R9K is dead
why are we kidding ourselves? This was supposed to be a place for people who NO MATTER WHAT were incapable of forming bonds without being thrown under the bus or pitied. HOWEVER for one reason or another there's always those few who just stumble in and treat this place like its some other faggy ass board and tell us we should feel miserable for being miserable.
>if you haven't given up on a happy ending, you don't belong here
>If you have someone waiting for you online, you don't belong here
>if you go to work with confidence your Boss wont fuck your hours up, you don't belong here
>If you don't hate yourself SO much to the point you're CERTAIN you'd rather push your mother down a flight of stairs then ever have children, than you don't belong here
If my fellow robots are having a hard time deciding if you should give up on this place i hope my post can be a sign
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This was a place where you're not supposed to make the same post twice. That's it.
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Where is OP's pic from?
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>>38150179
Google says Bleeding Cool, the moronic SJW "geek" side. Where they whinge about stuff. such as exclusion and hatred of women in geekdom.
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Do you think you will ever be able to accept a woman's sexual past?
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>>38149577
Yeah, as long as it isn't too whorish.
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No
originolioioo
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>>38149577
Better question: what choice do you think you have in the matter?
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>You don't mind if I rest my feet on your chair, right Anon?
>I hope my feet don't smell too bad!
What would you do?
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>>38149568
18-
delet this
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"That is absolutely disgusting, get the fuck off."
She looks young. That would ruin her self esteem for a few years, guaranteed.
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>>38149568
Stalk her and rape her then kill her
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This is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thouhts, robotz?
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Good for you, that's my goal bod except a tad bit more fat + hair
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>>38149561
He looks like an ideal masculine male.
Now, THIS is how my ideal bf looks like. Your thoughts, robots?
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When I first fell for the lifting meme I wanted to get big like that. However now that I've attained a decent amount of strength I want to slim down a bit and have better endurance and mobility. The huge guys at the gym who obviously roid do a slow waddle like a fat person. They look like they get winded just running half a mile.
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In this thread we give not a single person a (you) otherwise you get banned.
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then how will we know who we're talking to?
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Use @ like all our Facebook friends
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@Anonymous
good idea
STACEY BRADINGFORD
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HUMANS OF NEW YORK
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Can we get a HONY (HUMANS of NEW YORK) thread going? These incredible stories of ordinary people will surely restore your faith in HUMANITY. The comment sections are so full of love and hope and makes everyone feel HUMAN and CONNECTED
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INSPIRATIONAL.jpg
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Faith in humanity = RESTORED
Please post your best and most empowering stories from HONY here. Just go to faceberg dot com slash humansofnewyork and post your diamonds ITT
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WELP - This dream I need to know.
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I just woke up and during that sleep I had a dream and a small part of that dream was about a female friend.
>Me(inside dream)
>Female friend I really like appears inside dream
>Start kissing her passionately
>fucking deep kiss, she seems into it.
>Start gently grabbing her breasts.
>She likes the way I touch her with my hands
>Perceives pleasure from her face
>I want to continue forever. Not horny tho, just feeling romantic af
>That part of the dream ends, and I start dreaming about other bullshit.
What does this dream means at a psychological level? More dream details:
-The kiss was REALLY passionate, not like the ones you see in the movies, the kiss was deep with our tongues involved.
-I remember touching one of her face cheeks with my hand when kissing her
-When grabbing her tits, it was more of a playful thing. Both of my hands were over her clothing when doing my thing. Didn't saw her naked at all.
-Another weird thing that i noticed is that we didn't talked to each other during the dream
Beta male robot as well. I really like this girl in real life, but too much mommy's schpagetthi and low self esteem with autism to have enough courage to do something to ask her or do something about it.
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You've got to DESTROY HER anon..SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! That's the only solution!
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>>38149696
I'm pretty sure that even under the influence of drugs, I would not have enough courage to claim my mating partner. I just want to know what's the meaning of my subconscious.
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>>38149696
fpbp
awoo
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It's that time of day again. Post about yourself and your ideal partner.
>you:
>him/her:
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>>38149481
Someone I can trust
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faggotry intensifies
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>>38149481
>pretty
>we share at least one hobby
>not a slut