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>>38152778
Women are chiIdren. Not news

I'mma try the jolly rancher thing.

>>38152778
>break up with her
>sue
>restraining order

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>>38152703
"You rang, son?"

>>38152703
I am here. What seems to be the problem?

>>38152703
Just leave this site and go outside, you dumb dickhead

>not even posting a wojak of your own to get the thread started

absolutely disgraceful

>>38152658
I'm absolutely broke. No Wojaks whatsoever.

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>>38152638
gimme some moonman, school shooters or pepes, and then i will give wojaks
I'll give you a free one, but if you want more, you have to post images too.
This wojak is of the virgina tech shooter

>>38152577
I'd be mad if we were close to that era, but things are going to get worse before they get better.

It's not too late for us all to die in the war for western civilization though.

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>>38152577
I want immortality to haopen now. NOW.

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>>38152612
This, our time will be of brutal street warfare. Better prepare to the shock of having your insides pulled right out of you by some asshole from the third world.
No comfiness of space for us, societal collapse, war and if lucky rebuilding of society.

>>38152554
at least you have someone that makes you get up from your desk and do something instead of being a useless blob of meat

I'd love to have someone who tries to do stuff with me, since me boredom and lack of motivation slowly kills me

>>38152600
I'd rather be a useless blob of meat doing things I enjoy

>>38152606
What if she only wanted to do boring normalfag stuff that you hated?

ITS THEE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THEEE ACHE BUT ITS MADEOF ALL THINGS I HABVE TO TAAAAAAAKE PEPE ANDWOKACJ IT ENEEVE RNEVS EAHGHHHHHHHHH


DUUN DUN DNU DA DUUUUN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmxVfcpOtM8

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>>38152534


hide it in my sock, runnin from the opp

I VANT TO HURT

>>38152525
>using torrents
>any year

>>38152543

Only way to get obscure porn afaik

>>38152543
Actually I take that post back. Aside from when limewire was good. Otherwise the shit is pointless because you end up going to a server to find the files so, uh, the point of bypassing the need for them when you do what now?

propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
You're so novel, what a good idea
You can keep your time to yourself
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
If you'll just listen to my plan

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>>38152512
>>38152512
in new york i milli rock

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>>38152512
AND IF YOU'RE NICE YOU CAN WATCH ME MAYMAY

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No it's a cesspool because it's full of little virgin factory rejects who refuse to commit suicide

>132 threads hidden

peace

>>38152477
It's a cesspool because nobody is better anyone, but everyone has to prove otherwise. Everyone ends up jerking themselves, or each other off, or trying to prove they can make the most willy juice.

>>38152410
It's because you're a piece of shit and you don't deserve to have anyone. You deserve to suffer on your own untile you eventually die. Fuck you

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why even original post live...
>twf ywn have cute comfy anon to cuddle him

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>yes one to cuddle you

>>38152401
Probably not. He's definitely low t

>>38152401
Im 23 and barely grow stubble, which is strange because I have a huge adams apple and deep voice. My test is confused

>>38152401
>>38153556
He does seem to have a high 2D:4D digit ratio (a sign of low test), although I need a better picture of his hands to confirm.

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>>38152391
https://www.4chan.org/feedback
Here's the clickable version.

It's working, which is why they 404'd us last time.
>>38126580

>>38152391
There's more hope of /l/ being resurrected than banning trap posting on here.
You know they'll just keep ignoring you and nothing will be done about it

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>>38152391
traps are gay.
trannies are gay as well.
ban them.
they've got /lgbt/.

>>38152299
cant you just put the seat up and until you're done for the week?
also, why not wash the same dish 6 times?

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I thought this was PPP, then some ddlg shit.
It's just a husband and wife right?

>>38152353
up and down*
popdsodds

>>38152257
been there anon, been there, the only advice i can give is just do it but we all know you wont otherwise you wouldnt be here.

>>38152257
Kill yourself and end the regret once and for all. You're a waste and nobody cares about you one way or the other. Piece of shit.

>>38152309
If he doesn't have the guts to ask the girl then he doesn't have the guts to kill himself. Honestly none of us here do. If we did, we'd all be dead. The cosmic farce of a thing we call existance is truly suffering.

ew no why are you in my house on my bed with pizza on yer ass farting?
get out you fat gross pig!

>eating and drinking on the bed

fucking animal

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>ywn cum on her ass and pizza and then make her eat it
why even live