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was the activity lewd [/ spoiler]

>>38155903
it was any and every activity or interest as long as the normies were into it

>>38155683
pokemon go was this

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>>38155646
>B-but the manager told me to apply online; they don't have in-store applications.

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>>38155690
You need to barge into the manager's office and tell him "I want this job SO much that I broke into your office"

Ya gotta show them a spunk and a "go get'em attitude". Now go through that Employee's only door and start hunting!

>>38155877
What should I do with my hands?

>>38155586
The problem is the last panel, because whites implemented affirmative action for this exact reason.

black people owned slaves
only 1.5% of the population owned slaves
white people freed slaves
the industrial north was more prosperous than slave owning south
most white people are descendants from immigrants who came after slavery

>>38155642
>what are citations
wew

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OP looks like this

>>38155705
No, but what would be wrong with that? Misogynist much?

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>>38155542
where do the numbers come from ?

>>38155465
I had a girl who was like "I'm not like the other girls stalk me on her", and when I stalker her back she called me "C R E E P E R S H I T", what's pretty accurate because I would sneak up on them when them and blow up with my autistic rage. it's kinda like the Trojan horse thing.

>>38155465
You're somehow not getting this concept so i'll outline it for you.

She called you a CREEPer because you're CREEPy.

>>38155465

You must be really ugly.

"Creeper" is a blanket term they use to describe any male they find unattractive who tries to interact with them in any way, shape, or form.

i sit like that and i'm gay sooo...

Yes.

Oriegainio

>>38155520
what makes it gay tho? what if its just comfy?

stupid bitch. my gym even has a little isolation room only for slob women so they don't have to be exposed to a man lifting heavy, because god forbid. and most gyms have one of these. mine had it back when it was still a golds.

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>>38155327
Get rid of the welfare estate

smelly, dumb, vaginal scum

have fun never jerking it again then.

I lost my virginity years ago

I think Ima go fap right now

this is actually a good mindset and I think im gonna adopt it. Desperation will do the trick.

Any last minute interview tips lads?

Fuck I've got work in 12 hours

last thread was a bit too gay for my liking, if it persists into this one i shan't be participating

britfeel is buggery free

Microwave for 30 sec & sure thing

>>38155245
Nope. It's dry as a bone and room-temperature cold.

Getting a fleslight warm and lubed up and ready for penetration is actually more work than doing it with a real girl.

When I had one it was only fun to fugg it when I was in the shower since I would just run hot water through it for a minute and then lube it up, and then rinse it out after I came. That was fun and convenient.

When I used it when watching porn at my computer it was gross and lube got everywhere and it was cold and generally unpleasant.

Fleshlight suck, get an ona.

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>>38155185
After that I'll wake up for real but close enough.

>>38155185
or just find a lovely trap

>>38155185
I'm sure it's as easy as looking her in the eye, giving her a firm handshake and telling her I want her to be my gf.

>>38155083
lol why do people describe themselves as "talkative"? just makes me think you're one of those annoying people who love to hear themselves speak

>>38155155
I was constantly talking. That is why I described myself as talkative. Just like someone who doesnt talk a lot wouldnt be talkative.

Congratulations OP, you were a happy male child in an womyn empowered world.

If you were born 10 years later you would've been on pharmaceutical stimulants from 6 years old upwards.

Aku no Hana, Hoshizora no Memoria.

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>>38155144
>Aku no Hana
Have you seen the anime or read the comic? I've only seen the anime. The style and mood was very memorable, as were certain scenes. I did like some things about it, but overall I thought the story was pretty silly and I finished it kind of wondering what I'd just watched.

>>38155061
I'll try to give one of each medium you mentioned, but it's all pretty normie-tier 2bh and like you said all about the emotional attachment rather than quality. I'm sure you could easily list something that is superior for everything I post.

>Book
Curious incident of the dog in the night time

>Comic
Love and Rockets: Heartbreak Soup and Human Diastrophism

>Music
The Cure - Disintegration

>Film
The LoTR films, I have read the books but the films are very special to me despite some silly things

>Video
Not sure what you mean by this one, like a youtube video? This is probably my favourite thing on that site https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t2YvyLqw3c

>show
Last Airbender

>animation
almost anything by Studio Ghibli could go here, or Welcome to the NHK

>games
Maybe Halo, I don't really play vidya now, but that was a big thing for me and my friendship group when I was in school

even with the preface I'm still probably going to be called a pleb

>>38155001
And just think... all you had to do was not be a weeb :(

>>38155001
>tfw i realize all of this applies to be
>tfw this almost got trips

>>38155065
>all you had to do was not be a weeb
I wish I would of done that, I didn't even like anime but I still let it ruin my chances at teenage love, that and Jewish movie brain washing.

>>38154974
why is this always the argument? traps are clearly gay, and if you can't see that you're deluded.
but since when was being gay a bad thing? if you want to go and fuck a cute boy then more power too ya, but stop pretending this shit isn't gay

Because that's a fucking dick

>>38154974
The fact that if it were a female, you would have 0 interest in it.