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ONLY SPICS CAN BE ROBOTS
NO OTHER ETHNICITY OR RACE IS AS HATED AS US
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>indians
>blacks

That's two that are more hated
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>>38160087
Indians have cool and interesting culture
Yoga, Bollywood, Hinduism/Mysticism and their food is a big thing with hipsters.

Blacks are also responsible for like 90% of American culture.

Just because /pol/ tards hate them doesn't mean everyone does.
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>>38160066
I'm not a spic, I consider "spics" like niggers to blacks. And I deal with lots of spics in my family, dumb, messy people. Generally avoid them like niggers standing on the sidewalk.

I'm Guatemalan by the way.

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Look at this picture. Look at this picture and tell me exactly why you are not salvageable.
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RESPOND TO MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEE o
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I am really far gone.
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>implying his BBC isn't twice the size of him

Is white genocide real?
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No, and /pol/ needs to stop crying on other boards.
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yes OP it is real
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Jews are white you fucking halfwit

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>18
>9th grade dropout
>neet
>friendless

if anyone is up to chat and become friends, im down

discord; kawneeyus#9963
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Get your ged and go to community college. You are so young it is not too late.
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I would add you Femanon, but I'm afraid in too autistic.
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how the fuck do you drop out in 9th grade and end up not killing yourself? What are you even doing with your life?

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WHY DIDN'T YOU SHAKE HIS HAND?
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>>38159934
I got told to apply online. I stuck my hand out for a handshake and he repeated that they hire online.
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h-how?

You said shake his hand, so I grabbed his forearm
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>tfw too weak to shake his hand firmly

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Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeling?
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>>38159832
>Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?
>l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeling?
me
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>this thread again
Stop shilling agp fetishism pls. I honestly didn't care at first, but it's getting annoying.
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can mods just IP ban this faggot, I see this thread every fucking day, go get a sex change you faggot.

>>>/hc/1189856

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>he still has both legs
No wonder you're a virgin. A missing leg is a signal that you've faced challenges and become a man.
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>>38159815

>Cuts legs off for lifetime disability cheque.

He probably stepped on that IED on purpose

Your move.
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Guys I can't deny the facts anymore. I'm going to cut my leg off to lose my virginity. See you losers on the other side
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>>38159815
It doesn't count if you lost your leg to diabetes.

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>twenties are supposed to be the prime of our lives
>instead our lives are a series of bummer days witb so very occasional chances to have good moments
>normies get to have these good times whenever they want
Fuck this ride so much
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>>38159770

>be me 18 around 2013-ish
>go on 4chan decide I don't want to be like those losers
>Look for a job
>Apply for 100s of jobs
>not a single reply.
>19
>Accounting student
>start applying for internships
>not a single reply
>20
>Still applying for internships
>not a single reply
>21
>graduate
>top of my class
>can't get a job because I have no experience
>end up working at McDicks when the rest of the fucking brainlets in my class end up working at mid size practices and the big4

The game is rigged, no point in even trying.
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Who cares?

Stop being such a failed normie and bitching about this or that. It's pathetic how you desire to be accepted by a group of people that you low key despise.
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>>38159885
Where does it say that? I just want to be happy

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"Don't be silly, champ. Finding a job is the first step towards becoming independent. Besides, it's time for you to get some fresh air anyway; your mother and I were getting worried about you, what with all that time you've been spending on that Cantonese basket-weaving chat room. It's as simple as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. Don't forget!"
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>>38159766
this meme is so fucking annoying. worse yet is that my parents actually think like this. boomers are living in a fantasy
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>>38159766
How can you not get a job? Theres 15+ businesses within a mile of me that have help wanted signs on the door.
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>>38159766
OK. BTW, I gambled away your life savings on nintendo tokens. Let's practice that handshake!

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You know who you are: your trying hasn't done any good, so you've given up at life and don't put any effort in.

I personally don't even brush my teeth or shower any more. I barely eat any more. I wake up and alternate between anime and 4chan with a meal somewhere inbetween then I sleep. I think im reaching the end
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>>38159710
Normally this should be all of r9k but unfortunetely the normalfags have invaded us so we have to have our own threads. Sigh.
Anyway i'm doing fucking terribly, i havent had human interaction in over a month. i'm going to bed at 8am and sleeping till 4pm and i pretty much just watch streams because even playing video games and drawing has become too much of an effort for me. Just fuck life desu.
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>>38159710

I'm sick of people telling me that I'm just a loser because I'm lazy.
I'm worthless because of my deficient face, body, and mind. Being a tryhard wouldn't improve my situation.
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i haven't been outside for about three months
the last time i had any fresh air was when i opened the door for the guy who delivered my whisky two weeks ago.

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Stop lurking right now and get the fuck in here

Post anything you want

Let's get the fucking thread going

Tell me all of your troubles and worries

I will respond the best I can

(pic unrelated)
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MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
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>>38159696
alright

tomorrow morning I think I'm supposed to be working with this doctor because he normally operates on wednesdays but I forgot to ask. what do. just show up?
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My "friends" don't give a fuck about me and forget I exist constantly.

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"Hey pal, the reason why mom and i decided to send you to China, is because we think it is good for your future, it is for your own good. Once you are there, all you have to do is stay in front of your grandparents and greet them with a firm handshake. Got it?"
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>>38159695
Chinese don't shake hands though, dad.
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>conversation with my dad minutes ago
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>>38159695
>baby boomer kids anon out of the USA because his handshake hasn't worked on american managers (not firm enough, the old floppy fish hand)

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How long are you going to hold onto your worthless virginity? Get laid already, losers, you'll only get worse with age.

Women, no man wants a dead fish in bed so learn how to ride a dick. Men, no woman wants a pathetic manbaby who can't please her so get cracking. This should be common sense.
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If I could even get myself to leave the house. Let alone talk to some stranger. Where do you think you are?
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>>38159733
>If I could even get myself
You can, you're just making excuses.
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>>38159694
roastie detected
origons

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>entire family is full of violent, controlling, communist niggers
How do you move out with no vehicle, /r9k/? I make 50k annually right now.
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>>38159670
If you make 50K just buy a fucking car
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>>38159670 (OP)

If you can't buy a car, went a car and just drive away. Find a condo or see if you can live in a not so shitty apartment with a roommate, preferably a friend you know. Or just see if you can live with a friend for a few days
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50K a year and no car? What the fuck? When I was making 21 k a year, it was easy for me to buy a used car. What's going on with you?

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Why shouldn't I cut your dick off, anon?
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>>38159493
>Why shouldn't I cut your dick off, anon?

I'm getting my dick removed soon
my orchi is next month

not even trans I just need this thing gone
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>>38159493
because there is no chance a woman would allow me impregnate her anyway, so cutting it off is a waste of effort on your part.
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>>38159493
because I'd die and I just want to make the world a better place

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