if im 19 is it weird that i would like to date women who are 30-40? i feel like my parents who i live with wouldnt allow it and call me a weirdo
>>38161046
You' re the fucking faggot who posted in >>38159923
Yes it's weird bro. Do you think it's because you feel more mature than women your age? Or because only older women have ever been nice to you?
>>38161046
You're really fucking ugly by the way.
If that is really you
>yet another holiday without a call
>mom is taking her anger out on me again
>no friends to hang out with, do things alone all the time
>health is taking a turn for the worse
>contentment in situation is surpassing my will to change
>30 years old and I cry at anime
really makes me think
>tfw 24
I'm posting in your thread. How does that make you feel? Well, I'll tell you how I'm feeling. Smug.
>lost a shit ton of weight and look like a different person
>some girl gave me the eye
how to capitalize on this shit lads?
I'm 27 and need to know how this works,don't want to be a wizzy
>visiting my dad for the 4th
>small town in the midwest
>sounds like a goddamned warzone right now, constant rumbling and popping
>occasionally it will sound like a cannon has gone off down the street
>dad and I did our fireworks a few days ago, to respect those who have to get up early tomorrow
>fried chicken and buttered pasta for dinner
>just now, an air raid siren has started going off
>shit just got ominous
God bless America.
>>38160962
Is that the end? It ends with the air raid siren? Sounds like July 4th, 1956 to me.
>>38160962
Buttered pasta sounds disgusting. Is this some of that 'soul food' black are always blabbering on about. Shitterlings, buttered pasta, and boiled until mush collard greens is not good. Learn to use spices and proper cooking techniques ffs.
Stop being a faggot urbanite millennial OP
Traps aren't gay - scientifically proven:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26498424
>CONCLUSIONS:
>Results provide clear evidence that GAMP men are not homosexual.
>(((science)))
Keep gobbling on Jewish ballsacks, faggot.
>>38160885
It's 2017 mayn, dick ain't gay.
Holy shit pole eternally, ETERNALLY btfo
who /drugs/ here? high on percocet and drunk. probably gonna buy some cocaine this weekend.
>>38160826
I'm pretty drunk on tequila right now. i'll probably get some dabs from the shop tomorrow too,.
>>38160826
watch out for the acetaminophen in those 512s. you could enjoy a line of dope with weed.
you don't have to shoot up
Don't You'll make yourself and my country shittier if you do.
Drugs are for faggots.
I just took a nap and dreamt I was dating a 5/10 normie girl. In the dream I thought about leaving her because she wasn't >6/10
>i'm 4-5/10 in real life
i was being a douchebag in my dreams
>>38160797
Is that a 5/10 to you?
Why is her face 30 years older than her body
>>38160797
I'm at the point were I find that girl very attractive.
only toilet posters are welcome
Okay so I posted this in another thread but it didn't gain any traction so I'm posting it here again. I hate myself so bad. Not that long ago, I finally decided to work up the courage to talk to this girl from class that i really like. We're in the same philosophy gen ed so i thought I would just ask her what she thinks of the reading, stuff like that. Like common ground. Anyway I was talking to her and her nose crinkled and I asked her what was wrong. I looked down at my feet and this chunk of shit just rolled down my ankle and onto my shoe. It fucking reeked so bad. I ran away as more shit ran down my leg. Fuck my fucking life. She won't even look at me now.
Posting cuz I'm on the john.
>>38160785
>summerfags: the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
Can you find a Chaddier music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWVlXXTvCg
>>38160761
they look so cringe
Real cool kids would eat em up.
>>38160821
They are Disney kids, they are to actual Chads what used car merchants would be to prisoners.
"WHEN THE JOB IS YOURS, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RELAX."
I thought you could only have 5 threads on the catalogue?
Stop forcing this fucking meme. It's lame and you're an idiot
>>38160809
"For you, son."
You must first shake the hand inside you
>>38160708
I want to take a step further. I want to give the manager a firm handshake. I want to shake every hand. I want more.
I want more
>>38160708
I must shake the Dick inside you.
Be the person who wants to be who you want to be
Daily reminder that only normies do alcohol or drugs. Weed included.
>>38160705
Bullshit
Reminder that if you do not have a substance problem you are not a robot
>>38160705
no no no no, you don't understand what a robot is. a robot is someone in so much pain that life becomes unbearable. so unbearable only happy substance can prevent you from killing yourself.
if you can stay sober, just go outside and fix whatever problems you have.
>>38160705
Intoxication makes you content, robots should embrace their suffering.
Strap in for the cringe lads.
orinigol orignol give me originolo
contiues...
>>38160621
what the FUCK is that right bar bullshit
okcupids can die
>>38160621
She seems sheltered. I wouldn't hold anything against her.
tfw when this board is a self-reinforcing echo chamber that reinforces your doubts and insecurities and enables your deblitating habits.
tfw when wallowing in your own mediocrity on the internet is easier than challenging yourself through the layers of society that you will have to face to gain any sort of happiness and relief.
i don't actually have a picture but this is surprisingly relevant
>>38160615
I hate that faggot in the picture. Such a punch-able face. Looks like the kind of guy that uses the phrase "white privilege" unironically.
>tfw MS
What exactly do you want me to do or change? I can barely walk across a room.
stop wallowing and pull yourselves up by the bootstraps. all it takes is a little initiative and a firm handshake
Why do completely self-aware and reasonably intelligent people stay lazy and unmotivated?
>>38160612
Because we understand nothing has any meaning and there is ultimately no reward for anything we might do, so there is nothing to motivate us.
>>38160612
If you were *completely* self-aware I think you would commit suicide L I T E R A L L Y right now
Life is a horror show m8o and complete awareness would unveil ultimate truths that cannot be dealt with other than through death (because a truth cannot be altered, all one can do is separate from it)
Holy fuck were clones
>mom stepped on the crusty cum covered carpet again
>step sister found the diarrhea centrifuge
>sister swatted the smegma smidge off the coffee table
>mom found the squat plug