Fireworks are booming. We sit: alone but together.
It is real independence.
>tfw sit inside and pretend I'm in a bunker in a post-apocalyptic warzone
>>38162526
>have been cranking my amp to 10 playing Zeppelin riffs for the last 7 hours high on amphetamines as a prefuck you for the fire works
Before that I masturbated for 3 hours
I'm all alone, dark with some music playing, might as well sleep here in a bit.
you can't outrun your loose handshakes
>>38162511
You're a big handshaker.
Doing the lords work with these posts. This is what r9k is all about.
This forced meme needs to stop.
Ebins mum edition
1st for declaring love for Tomoko-chan
slept through 2 threads. fucking hell.
>>38154105
good detective work. that was my post.i've got caught up in another 2d fantasy, don't think it would be right to answer a waifu call desu.she's not a character in a show,she's in my head.
i need a comfy anime to watch while grinding on wow lads, currently watching serial experiments lain
oregano
>Young, fresh mind looking for spicy memes
>Finds A meme called "A Nu Cheeki Breeki I V Damke"
>Discovers S.T.A.L.K.E.R
> Struck with awe and vodka with some russian sausage
> Buys Gasmask, Kalash, Sausage, Vodka and a loaf of bread
> After 1 year, misses S.T.A.L.K.E.R
> #S.T.A.L.K.E.RComeHome
> Discovers Metro 2033.
>Reads books and plays games.
>WOAH.
>Still misses S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Maybe S.T.A.L.K.E.R got out of here?
> Come home. Please
>>38162449
Just play Call of Misery, faggot.
Best mod out there, Stalker.
Read Roadside Picnic, anon?
>>38162449
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Im in love with a retarded girl, talk me out of it robots
>>38162431
>Im in love with a retarded girl
Perfect match for you then, OP.
>>38162447
Ha, you're so funny
so original rxhvtc
No, you're in love with her body.
Anyone else have beta features?
>baby face
>head shaped like a perfect oval
>no jawline to speak of
>almost 21yrs old and have absolutely NO facial hair
The facial hair point bothers me the most. It's fucking bullshit.
>>38162355
>soda, possibly water
what else would you drink?
>>38162355
Yes, this is why lifting is a dumb meme. The most important traits for determining attractiveness cannot be changed. Face, height, bone structure, and dick size. You either have it or you dont. You can't make babyface and small bones look good.
>>38162355
I have all of the mentioned above.
How do I stop being being a pussy and just kill myself?
>>38162330
just chill out, play a video game, fuck normies.
>>38162371
But anon, all I do is play video games. I don't want to do anything else, I don't want to improve my life. I just wanna play games, and that's not much to live for if you ask me.
That is still something tho, more than some people have in their lives
Why can't these be real? 90% of us would be better of not here, yet normies and other people need to delude themselves into thinking we can be fixed.
We can't. We're broken. Why do people keep pretending like we're worth anything?
Cyanide is rather easy to make.
If we die then they might be on bottom next. They need to keep those at the bottom alive to preserve their own status!
>>38162313
Christians think it's moral wrong.
Liberals think it's selfish.
do any of you anons have them?
i've always been shy and introverted, not talking to people but lately i could be talking outloud to myself, reading a book outloud, and just stumble over words atleast every other sentence. it's pathetic and makes me feel more subhuman than i already do
I can't organize my thoughts well so I end up stuttering a lot and not getting myself across even when I don't.
My voice cracks a lot. I have no idea how to control it. Funny thing it it never used to. But I went for about 3 months straight without speaking to anybody. Like I didn't open my mouth at all. I think my vocal chords atrophied
>>38162883
yes, this... it's humiliating
hey frens wana heer mah flut?
*toot toot toot*
hehe nice flut peeppee
i'm in varus legon
want to play solda
>>38162218
Was that Darude - Sandstorm?
>>38162239
yea fren, DEUS VULT!!!
I can have to take the biggest shit, but nothing will come out until i eat. Then i effortlessly push it all out.
Wtf is this shit?
>>38162134
would eating ice work?
>>38162198
Haven't tried that yet lol
>>38162134
This is normal, you gotta eat so you shit out the other stuff you ate before.
Are you underage?
>>38162198
Ice is delicious but depends of what it is composed.
But the best ice is ICE~
Anon, why aren't you preparing for the race war?
>read militia tactics
>lift
>get connections
>organize
>be well spoken
>try to find partners (if possible, I know you faggots have a little trouble with finding women) and make white babies
>stop indulging in pointless hedonism, cut back internet usage and go outside more
Where are at a point where this is decisive for the future of our generations. Stop white genocide from happening anons. I know I can count on you.
I'm Indian ama
>>38162100
I already do these for fun:
>read militia tactics
>lift
>organize
All of the following are impossible:
>be well spoken
>get connections
>try to find partners (if possible, I know you faggots have a little trouble with finding women) and make white babies
I can't do anything about the social situation because I have autism. Thanks to my parents who had me in their mid 30s.
>I have an Aryan gf who I plan on having glorious blue eyed blonde children with.
>already have some minor military experience, and incorporate heavy discipline in all my daily activities
>am in good shape, getting better every day
>making enough money to support my family to be
>studying a multitude of subjects, without paying a dime to the uni jews
>eating healthy
My entire daily life is spent furthering the strength and vitality of my people.
>insert cotton swab into bottle of coke
>shake for 5 minutes
>drink
I used to do this but not any more because last time I threw up for some reason and the vomit smelled like lavender
>>38162083
Don't eat the cotton
>>38162052
is this a stimulant?
Guys I'm not even memeing but I unironically find roastie pussy's hotter than innies. Is something wrong with me?
You're a Man who knows what he wants
>>38162043
No, because roasties are a normal thing
>>38162043
Go to the roastie thread, OP.
i got pulled over today with 2 rifles in my car
>cop didnt shoot me because i didnt chimpout and cooperated with the him
whats so hard about that shit jfc
DINDU NUFFIN SHIEEET
>>38162025
You're white. That's why.
>>38162061
Anon that's racist. Anon didn't chimp out because he's not a monkey. Other ethnicities are also perfectly capable of this.