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This, personally. Yeah yeah, make fun of me.

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This one is always fun for a listen or five.

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Saw this randomly in a thread on /b/ a week or so ago. Nearly made me cry. Had to lay on the floor and listen to it.

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My bf is ignoring me, so I'm drinking and about to eat some shrooms and watch my neighbors fireworks.

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>>38162933
i am :\

>>38162933
I'm sorry that you have such a shitty life.

Me on the left
I hope one of these fireworks is actually a gunshot and it kills me

>>38162879
>That kid who drew my little ponies on his iPad during class

>>38162879
>That kid who would always be high or drunk during school because he thought he would be cool

my roll determines how many places I go to and give the manager a firm handshake. I won't take no for an answer

>>38162832
roll for 99
originalop

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>>38162832
Do 300 a day, but I need to get my 200 pushups done in a few. Did 100 earlier.

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>>38162818
Who here /mastermind/
>hears everything
>sees everything
>incredible memory
>big plans for the future
>first one told everything
>completely aware
feels good man

>>38162818
Same here except my memory is good. I don't really care about being oblivious to everything since I have nothing that interests me anyway.

>Work as cashier
>New hires can do the job way faster then me
>high school drop out whores eclipse me
I don't know what's wrong with me, probably just retarded

>>38162813
>As a white robot, how do I get an asian gf?
Go to college
It's that simple

>>38162813
getting an ugly bitch like that shouldn't be hard

>>38162813
Approach them with confidence. Also you have shit taste just date a fucking white women Asian women aren't different enough for it to be worth going interracial

>>38162755
Have you tried being somebody else ?

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>>38162802
ehh?
What did you mean by this?

what kind of goals do you believe you should be striving for but aren't? are we talking about daily, short-term goals that turn into something significant? long term goals?

the reason I ask is that some people are oriented toward one more than the other, but society tends to focus more on singular future prospects, which can make "day-to-day" types feel inferior and like they aren't doing it right.

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I have frens but steel come her, how dus this bake u fell?

yeah. i feel that way too

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>>38162731
I have friends but prefer to be here. You'd have a better chance of finding real friends here than in your neighborhood because people on here are like minded. Plus, in my opinion, there aren't a whole lot of robots but there are a lot of edgey people who get their memes off of iFunny and act like they're hip and understand "meme culture" so you might have hard time finding another actual robot. Outside is only good if you are already a normie, from my experience. Also, I hear a lot of stories about robots going out and it being a cringe fest because they're bad at conversing so you probably would be best off staying home where it's comfy. Or maybe I'm just an enabler .-.

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Here's some of my random favorited sadpanda links to some monstergirl content, maybe this will make someone come in here and talk to me

>https://exhentai.org/g/1054437/05c69ba9de/
>https://exhentai.org/g/1011942/bad248eadc/
>https://exhentai.org/g/964549/d5b836c4dd/
>https://exhentai.org/g/867761/28c763c571/
>https://exhentai.org/g/856099/81d4495d98/

It's alright if you don't want to talk and just look at the links, maybe post some of your favorites?

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G'night robots
I guess I'll post with you tomorrow morning if I can sleep through the fireworks

Take care of yourselves

>>38162838
fucking panda
fucking secret clubs
fucking mobile posting because I'm poor

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>>38162677
the ultimate redpill is the blackpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
learn what you can

The ultimate redpill r9k can give you is that no one on r9k knows anything about women. Everything you've read about women is written by some loser who has never seen bagina. Go outside and fuck something.

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>>38162758
you are supposed to play along anon.

>Please guys can you fall for my race bait just once

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>>38162625

Asian girls are no better then other girls, Money and Status.

>>38162625
Fact: Asian women (particularly Japanese women) would rather date and fuck a fat, unattractive white male rather than an attractive, in shape black male.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELj-0pCN1oA

But really, who cares? Most asian women are ugly as shit anyway and look like little boys.

Does anyone have any experience in this department?

>>38162621
Don't realize when you cross suicidal fantasy into suicide attempting reality. You just want it to end as soon as possible. Not everyone can just willingly take a razor and run it down their arm. Those who can don't realize they've come to that point. They're focused on what the purpose of their suicide will achieve. Granted, there will always be people who say they're suicidal, but they're all talk. I see it as let them be. That's they're situation, don't get involved. The planning stages just happen. This is something that builds, not simply occurs. You consider your options and resources. Eventually you become obsessed with the plan. Mine was once my bully spit on me for the day I would just run outside and I had an ally behind a squatter house and pull out the black serrated kitchen knife from home and just slash my throat as hard and as fast as I could. From there I'm free. And that's what it's about about in the end. You're free from pain, agony, and especially your own mind. Nothing more can hurt you.

>>38162621
For me, it's more of a feeling of not enjoying life and knowing that I probably never will. I feel a sense of boredom and I don't get too much satisfaction out of things in life. If I wasn't a pansy, I'd probably go through with it because logically it just makes sense for me. Life is full of obstacles and I know I can overcome them but it's a lot of work if I don't even feel good or accomplished after doing it so I don't see the point. I didn't used to feel like this, before I was like "but suicide is selfish" but now I get it. Hopefully, you'll never have to understand it.

But I don't have that bad of a life compared to other robots so they'd probably have a more valid reason than muh boredom. But, I've seen the amount of feels threads decrease week by week so most robots who could've given you an answer have probably already gone through with it.

>>38162595
Shut up. Everything is not okay.

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>>38162595
Are you still pretending to be a southeast asian girl?

Why did you do that in the first place? If you're willing to lie about your race, you must be lying about your gender to. What is it, then? Are you a fat white boii?

give me a quick rundown on the Philippines situation please

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>>38162580
why the different filename?

>>38162603
Sorry, my phone did that.

c-can i wait with you senpai?

they're everywhere in densely liberal cities, so have fun

>>38162706
That's it im moving to Portland

>>38162535
Bruh what the fuck is she actually wearing.