Short and sweet of it /r9k/ would be nice to have some company on my bday.
I live in Vancouver, B.C Canada. It'd be pretty sweet to have like one or two people to go with me so I don't have to drink by myself.
Its in two weeks, I'm also taking suggestions if there is something else you guys want to do.
So far my ideas have included hanging at the beach, going to a bar or all of the above.
I am really trying not to be by myself this year on my bday so give me some hits bois.
Bump
It's a 10.5hr drive one way or else I'd go (calgary)
>>38165104
Happy b day but I /freedom/
I live in Italy.
Good luck tho
Post shit that makes you happy /r9k/
Fuck being depressed lets be happy in this thread for once
>>38165096
bill was the best hero of the fellows
listening to mozart, Anon, I literally can't get enough of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HBY4S09aMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE_MZzvigd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8S2Mup2Ic
>>38165134
A mine is no place for a pony, even for one such as brave as Bill.
Why do you get so mad about whites liking asians? There is nothing wrong with it. I understand the problem with blacks,mexicans and europeans but i dont understand this whole hate about "yellow fever". Asians are the smartest of all races and whites are the most innovative. Shouldnt you be happy they are joining up? Hell i bet yould bitch about a white guy falling for a german girl or even a Italian girl.
Look at how small his wiener is going in and out.. to answer your question OP in porn they always got small dicks and it just looks like they never satisfy the woman so why even bother watching it
You're only saying this just because you're Asian op
I'm more of a slow grind kinda guy.
I'm used to every asshole smoothskin in r9k treating me like shit just cause I look like a corpse. It's good to see there are still a few worth while people out here.
>>38165036
Damn you are one ugly mother fucker!
Now give me all you caps and ammo you zombie asshole and I'll let you live.
Ghouls are pretty cool desu, id hang out with you senpai
>>38165098
I'm a raider btw.
>doesn't give firm handshakes
>complains about not having a gf
Hmmmmmmm I wonder why??
>>38164985
I do give a firm shake but sometimes I worry if it's a little to firm, y'know.
>>38164985
"Son, it's simple. You walk into the place and speak with the woman. Stand up straight, look her in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."
>>38165052
"nothing to worry about, ill put your dick in her vagina myself tomorrow, ill be there all the time and we won't take no for an answer"
So today I was at my local diner and had a coupon on their app that they offer. On the app my name was "test name" as to not reveal my identity and somehow (through swiping through my phone) as the employee copied the code they saw this.
Immediately he went suspicious and demanded to know why I'd do that and to hand over my ID. I wanted my free tendies so I complied. Next thing I know he wants my phone number. I made one up. Is what he did even legal? I should be able to use a coupon without being hassled and without my phone being rifled through The coupons specifically state "no purchase necessary".
I'm pissed about this whole thing and will probably never go back there again, but I want my revenge
>>38164891
he probably thought you were somehow farming lots of coupons using fake names, and he's probably more suspicious since you gave him a fake number too.
>>38164919
Possibly. Will he come after me....?
Why not get revenge by farming lots of coupons with fake names and doing this multiple times?
>Am legitimately falling in love with a fictional character
How do I deal with this
>spend every night imagining husbando
>sometimes late for work
>it's usually just mundane cuddle sessions
>made a playlist of songs that remind me of them
I want off.
>>38164887
Do you get the feeling, anon? Feeling in love, and at the same time being reminded they don't exist? It's total despair and total bliss mixed together.
It is truly the ultimate high.
>>38164887
Who is the character?
is nofap a meme? most of the literature is broscience, how exactly does not fapping change anything?
self righteousness is a hell of a drug
you don't waste your time playing with a dick
>>38164906
instead you're on 4chan
>tfw you've been a NEET for 10 years and you're getting too old to find a husband
>>38164842
I'm in the same situation, anon. I fucked up big time. Have you given up on trying yet?
>>38164842
Can't even meet anyone online? Well this is sad
>>38164901
How do you even meet people online? Every time I try it's a failure. Not as bad as real life, but bad enough that I'm still a friendless kv.
How did everyone's 4th OF JULY go??? I'm currently touching a set of drunk girl titties, anyone else having a GOOD TIME???
Why is her torso so small?
you honestly came here to post this shit? wow good luck in life
>>38164874
Idk man I thought it was pretty funny
Why does /r9k/ thinks of prepaid phones? Asking because my friend is around $700 in debt because of his plan, and yes I do have a prepaid phone.
Pic related
>>38164823
What benfit is there in paying for a phone contract? In the first place? Prepaid phonese are just easier to deal with.
>>38164912
Because I need the new slick Iphone x^32, bro. You're not gonna get pussies wet with prepaid phones.
>>38164943
Thats what unlocked phones are for.
Tell me your pain from today robots, post your woes here and say encouraging things to other posters feels. Share a feel, comment on a feel if you will.
Why do I feel so terrible?
Oh yeah, because she's his girlfriend.
>>38164814
>woes
just remembering what kissing her felt like.
I'm cutting everyone I had known off. Basically going full ghost mode. Shit feels weird
>just fucking saw my oneitis of over a year leave a party we were at with another chad
>her close friend says she was "just dropping him off"
>my fucking face when she's full of shit n oneitis is trying to text me right now
I have every reason to cut her off right?
>>38164813
I think I'm missing something. Were you two together? Do you have any reason to feel betrayed if she fucks another man?
>>38164836
Yeah, this OP. I get the feeling you cutting her off would do nothing to her world
Happy Fourth of July OP
why is this board called 9rk?
>>38164794
Rolling for QI deficiency
>>38164800
is that really a thing? I looked it up and had something to do with human life force which doesn't seem too real
>>38164882
there probably just happens to be a particular assortment of minerals in what ever cultrul answer they they came up with for it that normalises what ever condition you have
>people say friends don't destroy one another
>whadda they know about friends
>>38164744
>all my friends are dead
>all my friends are dead
;_;
>>38164744
crawling in my skin, these wounds... they will not heal.
i threw a wish in a well, don't ask me- ill never tell.
>>38164744
its a nice pink floyd meme too