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>>38165460
Are you a manlet? Russians hate short people.

Russian women are treacherous af.
those girls are whoring themselves out by the time they're old enough to read and understand sex.

different culture in Russia.

>>38165460
I would fuck middle left just to fuck the other three. Especially middle right. Holy shit she's hot

I don't think I know. I like her accent and her ass in pictures.

I am obessed with the spiders in my head because they are the only things that wont hurt me. They steer me in the right direction and in the end i am happy. I hope i can go beyond my body one day and become one of them.

I'unno, maybe because I'm an autist with OCD? I passively stalk her on social media. We haven't talked or even been in the same room for about a year.

>>38165854
Godspeed, anon. I hope the same, for all of us.

>>38165376
why dont you take it with you?????

>>38165402
I'm afraid if some retard knocks it over it would damage the merchandise, so I keep it in the back. I even put the mug on the table against the wall so I don't know how the fuck she knocked it over.
I'm going to start bringing a mug that doesn't close just to prove a point.

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>>38165376
Typical ""clumsy"" roastie. When will they learn?

THOT PATROL
PRACTICE GF EDITION

>tfw have a lot of the red flags but am still a virgin

haha haha

>>38165369
Are you the THOT police chief?

You're pretty gud

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>>38165342
I tried removing her from contact to try dealing with her absence anon, and couldn't go back because I was afraid she wouldn't care anymore and had moved on, so I spent the days crying and reminiscing, but when I got back to her she confirmed my suspicions, as she had 'other problems on her hand so she didn't think of our break-up that much'. She claimed she hadn't gotten over it, but that almost has no meaning. She was so loving, hell, she was the first person who made me feel truly loved. And the first person who I truly loved.

Why shouldn't I end it all?

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>>38165618
>Why shouldn't I end it all?
because she were not last
order something or get out of my bar

I would lament about my problems with women, but I'm at the stage where I don't care anymore and just want to sort myself out.

>23
>no job
>no car
>living in a 1 bedroom shoebox
>unhygienic
>holes in teeth
>smoke like a chimney
>schizoaffective

I won't say life is hell; there's people here and other places who have it far worse. I just want to know what I should be doing. I've been taking medication and listening to the GP a lot more, going to organize a psychologist appointment within the next few weeks.

>>38165316
I don't think the power is as great as it's made out to be but rather the all seeing eyes of truth you get essentially cripples you into nonexistence but you see the truth of the universe at the cost of your life.
rather then the ability to flat out destroy it you become an indexer of it rather then the common simpleton slimes you'd encounter on a day to day basis if you weren't pondering the complexities of the multiple dimensional existences of yourself.
However as i've mentioned we are mortal indexers we eventually succumb to the price of the vast expanse of incomprehensible knowledge we dedicate our lives to understanding a worthy task indeed.

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The path is not easy, but worth the wait. Do not soil yourself with foul succubi. The knowledge you will gain is more than you can fathom.

>only striving to be a wizard
>not wanting to be the apprentice of an cosmic horror

Parents say aim low but thats too low,anon.

Denial just makes things worse in the end

>>38165283
Everything will not be alright in the end

Lemme smash

Lemme smash

Lemme smash

>>38165283
You invite death when you talk like that.

I'm in desperate need of Shipmeme's services right about now

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*exposes OP's lack of taste in serial killers*

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>>38165281
H.H. Holmes knew how to get it done. Designed an entire building for the purpose of killing.

>>38165265
Fuck one of us
And never post here again

femanon here, I know the feel sister ;_; !!!!!

>>38165265
They don't know what they want. Sexual frustration has made them illogical and misogynistic.

this is your daughter on anime

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Don't be transracephobic

She's streaming btw.

Jenaurf

Thoughts on your sensing/intuitive counterpart? For example, I'm ENFP.
I envy esfps to an extent. They seem to have the charisma and magnetism that enfps have minus the overthinking. That said, they're also brainlets. I only know one esfp who is particularly intelligent, and that's my mom.

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Yo, I swear that I dindu' nuffin'.

Also does anyone else think that there are anons purposefully larping as other typed to discredit them? Some of the """"""""people""""""" on here who claim to be ENFP are such annoying cunts. That might just be because my type is filled with histrionic, self centered children.

who /hatestheirtype/ here?

Not fit for purpose.

Google what that means, and then apply to a human being, not an object.

That's why.

>>38165220
Why aren't you fit for purpose?
Even Tarquin is fit for purpose
Mary Berry's fit for purpose
So why aren't you fit for purpose?

Well anon?

>>38165238

if you were just gonna memer reply me I wouldn't of bothered posting in your shitty thread

>come off as rude because dislike eye contact and noise and bright light and responding to people

Are you already well known as the weird one?

>>38165178
Try daily prostate milkings and consider wearing a buttplug in public to enhance disposition and align your chakras

don't fall for your ex anon, well I dont know your situation but think it through before, there's a reason she's your ex

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>>38165161

>whats it like to be in love

>my ex

I wish I could just put my hand through the screen and choke you, you fucking normie faggot.

I have never had any relationships or even basic friendship and I'm nearly 30 now.

You know nothing.

>>38165175

what if its on both sides

Where do you find them? Obviously nicht originalle

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>>38165310
There are some spread around Deviantart, Pixiv and Tumblr.
Idk where any other places are that have them really.
Here is a Saitama shimeji doing the "OK" pose he does sometimes randomly.

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And here is one of Char when he feels like taking off his helmet for all you /m/ bros