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If we have sex we can be bf and gf and we won't be alone when we die

I can bench 400 lbs
I'm 6'1
I'm white
6.5 inch
Is that enough? Not a facelet either

>>38168084
Ha, what makes you think I wanna have sex with YOU?

Yes that's weird anon, that's your family

>>38168053
Do it anon, you're on r9k asking this question, you shouldn't care about how weird it is.

>>38168053
Not at all. In fact, I think this should be encouraged. The world needs more retarded babies.

Watch the A part, shitpost, watch the B part

Or you could watch that one season of Minami-ke where there are three parts nicely split by the OPED

Even I can watch one episode of anime, you have problems

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>>38168056
but then i lose the immersion i had when i was watching before. I used to be able to binge watch entire series in one sitting and now my mind keeps wondering off while im watching

>>38168007
I visibly trembled you disgusting pig

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>>38168007
you monster, what the hell is wrong with you?

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>>38168572
aww shit, bait again

>>38167954
Normal people don't have adhd

>getting to the point where you can have a deep conversation
Try having at that you can only make shitty jokes and surface level conversation to people that would forget you in a week of you dying.

That's me anon but last week for the first time someone got sick of our talking before me. Quite strange experience but hell,it just made me more involved

>>38167882
What do you have a degree in anon?

oringal

Mate you should be more concerned about your future than whether or not you enjoy cartoons enough

>>38167893
no no no

I've been down that road stressing for nothing over it. It ain't the answer, none of this is.

>>Cum in less than 15 minutes
Most times I masturbate I'll cum within 3 minutes

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>>38167902
Women expect you to last at least an hour.

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>>38167915
that's fine though, the only time I ever fucked I kept going for ~45 mins and I couldn't cum. wanking is just a quick fix

Listen to music and sleep

Masturbate and read.

Reading and practicing beer tasting is pretty fun. Brewing is cool but it takes we a while to go through a batch because of low tolerance and preferring the higher abv styles. I really should switch to one gallon batches. I lost interest in vidya long ago, I wish they were still fun. Everyone plays vidya so you get that competitive rush. Non beer drinkers say my stuff is great but I can only find faults in it, and fellow beer drinkers just rate is as average. I'm not looking for a perfect score but high 30s to low 40s would have me ecstatic.

>>38167698
Try something new that you've never tried before.

>>38167746
im conflicted for what I should do
and i have a bad headache. too brainlet to figure out things

>>38167698
get a copy of photoshop and adobe illustrator and start making OC
it's fun, you feel productive and you get a special feeling of accomplishment when someone reposts it

He's not a NEET, he's got a job as a rap guy, no?

>>38167811
I mean later in his career

I cringe at the thought of my 12 year old self used to listen to him. I can genuinely not enjoy his old music because of wincing.

>>38167680
No you just gotta eat the ass god doesn't want you penis to go there

>>38167680
Just get some lube, and then get out you fucking normalfag.

>>38167680
I fuck models. if they didnt shit beforehand you are gonna meet shit

also use vaseline and start with 2 fingers. also non adventurous women dont do anal

also fuck slowly at first

thank me later

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Sorry for the rotated image my phone does some weird shit when I upload pictures to google drive

>>38167606
Are the police assholes to most black people or is that just towards violent people?

>>38167606
whats your favourite colour, mines orange

>>38167575
How much time do you think she put into her hair?

>>38167575
We have a breach in the Cluster B containment unit! *pulls alarm on wall*

>>38167725
None: it's probably a wig.

I prefer these kind of late 90s-early 2000s roasties-toasties instead of modern hip-hop culture followers roasties

I'm waiting until I run out of money then I'll commit suicide. In the mean time I like to sleep and play video games.

>degree
>job
>save for financial independence
>maybe one day hope i'll fall ass backwards into a relationship

My family will not continue, so I will create the conditions for others to survive

Same here. No goals either. Can't even related to r9k's obsession of finding a gf. I need some purpose in my life.

>>38167585
I used to have a purpose if only so small, studying and fitness. I hurt my back in october and gave up. I escaped into my hobby but I just feel like nothing will improve. I do not even care about a gf, because it is so far outside of the possibility for me.

>>38167609
Too relatable. I got an illness that prevented me from working out which was really my only purpose but now that that's out of my life I have nothing left to look forward to or want