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you have to piss and shit at the same time. which do you do first?
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>>39501497
both at the same time, op
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probably pee? I mean you pee accidentally just by straining to poop. it comes easier.
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>>39501497
What a shitbrained question. You can do both just fine.
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>tfw verbally abusive dad berates mom again
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>>39501470
>tfw mom and sister are fighting A G A I N
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE BOTH INSUFFERABLE
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>>39501470
>tfw physically abusive dad tries to hit me again
You know I'm just looking for a reason to kick your ass you piece of shit, I don't know why you'd give me one.
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>>39502277
You can always just call him out his name.
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>Be failed normie kissless virgin
>Have to watch my friends make out with girls in the club
>Have to watch my friends go on dates
>Have to watch my friends get girlfriends
>Have to hear my friends talk about sex and relationships
Does no one else here know this feel? This is actually fucking worse than being friendless. I have to see all of these things but am not allowed to participate in them. Like looking through the window of a party you're not invited to.
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>>39501391
Well you've come to the right place dude.You are not alone on that.
Don't expect any life changing advice here.All I can say to you is that you MUST start talking to girls.I am currently trying that.Start with the less attractive ones for practice.Then move your way up.That's my part, the rest is up to you.
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I know this feel anon. Being a failed normie sucks. All my friends are out there going on dates and shit and yet I'm here on r9k. At least we have it better than most robots in that we have friends.
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>Want to make an AMV of Youjo Senki set to Sabaton's Ghost Division.
>Realize how cringey this is
>Would also probably make me look like a neo-nazi
>Still want to do it anyway
I've got problems too, you know.
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Who else here /goodboy?/
I got a story so get comfy, so wrap yourself in your NEET Blanket, get your tendies and drinks ready (If you have some) cause this is a story of a good boy
>Summer 2013
>Be me
>Is inside my room watching Anime and looking at 4chan
>12:00 Tendie time
>"MUMMY WUMMY, IT'S TENDIE TIME, TAKE ME TO TENDIE SHOPPIES
>She says no because she has a new daddy with her for tonight
>She tell me to have some vegetables instead
>Gags
>Are you fucking kidding me
>Guess I have to wait, I make a map of downstairs while waiting for dreamie time
>8PM
>Yep, 8 mother fucking PM I had to waiting, it was way past dinner time and most tendie shops were closing
>I put on black army boots, jeans, black hoodie and a UK Decay t-shirt
>Was about to leave until I forgot my nasty poopie smell gas mask
>Also takes the map just in case and a pencil to record where I am going
>Hear funny noises and words
>Mummy and New Daddy are wrestling together
>I sneak downstairs to the kitchen where I open the cupboard to pick out some candy and put it in my pocket
>What ? Just wanted a quick snack before confronting them
>Walk to the living room door, takes a deep breath and kicks open the door
>They both look at me
>Jumps on the table and throws my poop jugs
>"I WANT TENDIES NOW NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
>New Daddy screams and runs out nude
>He jumps into his jeep and drives off, he bumped into 2 parked cars while trying to escape
>Mummy pleads me to stop and she offers to buy me Tendies
>I stop tell her to buy all of the tendies from McDonald's
>She gets into her car and does so, returning 38 Minutes later with 20 Tendie boxes
>I cum just by seeing how much there was
>I take them all upstairs and start tucking in with 50 BBQ sauce pots
>Mission was a success
I have a few more stories if anyone is interested
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>>39501346
Post more stories please. I am interested.
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if it will keep me from killing myself than okay post a few more
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>>39501346
Post more
What the fuck this is not original
origanoliplease
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All jewish 4chan stars must be gassed
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>>39501296
What the fuck ever happened to Agatha
Did she die of cancer
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>>39501312
I think she got blacked.
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>wants aggy and all subsequent jewesses off of r9k
>better make a thread about them!
brilliant
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Do you ever look in the mirror and think "Oh shit, this is what I look like"?
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>>39501247
I got haircut recently and had most of it cut off because my barber doesn't speak much English and I am relatively beta. I saw the shape of my head for the first time in about 10 years and I hate even looking at my shadow.
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>>39501247
Yes. It happens every time I see my reflection
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>>39501247
I do but I just try to ignore it.
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Why are white guys against getting cucked by niggers but perfectly fine when spics and gooks racemix with their girls?
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>>39501126
asians can assimilate into western society and be productive and respectable
niggers cannot and are disruptive and a hugely negative impact
see the difference?
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I am quiet possibly the most racist cunt on the entire planet. If there was a magic button that said "You will die if you press this, but so will every nigger on the planet" I would press it twice just to make sure.
That said, who the hell has a problem with Asians? The ones that live in my country commit fuck all crime and are for the most part nice people. I mean for fuck sake, I'm racist not retarded, I need a reason to hate I can't just do it for fun.
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Lol, what are you smoking?
Western civilization is mass importing Blacks from Africa.
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im stoned this sunday afternoon and major art block
request anything if you want i guess ill probably draw it
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>>39501077
Draw Eliza pls
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>>39501077
draw us together
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>>39501077
OP pic holding up a pizza and saying "triple cheese please"
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>realized I'm lactose intolerant a few years ago
>been avoiding milk and shit, even though my morning routine was milk+cereal for a decade
>always shitting within minutes of consuming anything milky
>start gaining unwanted weight without milk
>this has been going on for a few years now
>no matter what I do now, I can't lose this fat (I've become skinny fat)
Should I go back to consuming milk every day so I shit out everything and lose weight?
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>no matter what I do now, I can't lose this fat
eat less retard
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>>39501072
>handholding
i want this
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>>39501104
Yeah, tried that, but only my arms and thighs get thinner, not my belly.
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>tfw my little sister and her friend are both significantly taller than me
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that's impossible unless you literally have dwarfism
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>>39501029
how tall are you shorty?
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>>39501049
My little sister is like 1 or 2 millimeters shorter than me and we are both 6'2".
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>tfw have to have the most beta name ever
My name is 'Buddy'.
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It might work, what's the last name?
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>>39500891
I'm not your Buddy, guy tbqh.
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>>39500891
>name is more commonly given to dogs than people
Damn, son. Is it at least short for something?
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Womens' assholes stink like everyone else's. Stop putting them on a pedostool.
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>>39500868
what other assholes have you smelled OP?
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>>39500868
They smell like perfume, i would eat 100 kms of feces just so I could enter a lottery in which the winning prize is to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
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>>39500868
I still want to sniff and lick them though
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You can post ITT only ifyou wish you were deadfuck the universe tbqhwy familias
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You fuck the universe you fuck yourself, boyo.
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>>39500822
I used to wish i connected more with the "friends" i have, but honestly i dont care anymore
my mind is just still
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>>39500822
tfw other people fucked up my life without realizing it and I was always just being a nice guy. And whenever your around them it's super cringey because there normie behavior can't comprehend how dead inside I am and how much certain interactions with them made it that way among other things.
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Lets get those matches happening!
>Their gender
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Talk a bit about yourself
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>Optional contact
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>>39500698
I just want to find a girl that is autistic as I am.
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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
20s
>Their height
Over 5'
>Their body type
Not fat
>Their race/nationality
Don't care
>Their personality
Agreeable
>Their interests
Don't care as long as they're real interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
I don't know I've never thought about it
>Talk a bit about yourself
Late 20s KHV STEMlord manlet with no friends
one gf please
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>>39500730
>tfw all i want is friendship and maybe a bff
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You'll start improving yourself tomorrow, right wageslave? Today just wasn't the day. Oh well. There's always tomorrow. Again.
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I quit my job today
Now what oh wise NEET breathren
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>>39500690
Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll start improving yourself... tomorrow.
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>>39500830
After you, good neety weety