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>>38169840
To get fags into watching their shitty shallow show, it's fanservice for the mentally ill

>>38169840
name some new ones. I only know the classics, ie. marya holic, otoboku, himegoto, etc..,

I need some tasty 2017 trap-containing anime.

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>>38169840
Because it's 2017? Duh

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>>38169820
>tfw dating a cute girl (male)
>tfw he has a bigger penis than me
>tfw he doesn't want to cut his penis off because he likes when I play with it

feels good bros

>>38169820
But what if you're huge as in a huge wide and tall body with lots of hair all around but happens to have a tiny dick?
I doubt anyone would get a bonner by seeing andre the giant wearing heels.

>>38169820
>so fucked in the head that you need to tie off your dick to even hold a boner

kekkles

>>38169796

I eat my own cum after I fap because if I use tissues my mum will smell them

I can't quit runescape

I like to rub my nipples when I talk to people. To make them less uncomfortable, I don't look them in the eye and instead in the crotch. Usually this means I can't talk to girls as I get aroused from seeing their crotch and thus start obsessing over trying to catch some camel toe.

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I'm gonna get my masters degree in AI for my waifu, so yeah.

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>>38169780

Hate to break it to you pal but AI robot waifus will be exactly this in the future:
-always on, always listening
-the eyes serve as a camera watching you
-glorified expensive walking talking advertisements who recommend you products based on the history it communicates with you under the guise of it being "intelligent"
>which in turn
-makes companies money
>which in turn
-helps subsidize the cost of the robot to make it affordable

You will not be able to mod it, the state owns it, because laws will be in place so that the robot does not act on terrorist accord. You will not own it but pay a subscription model like a car. You will not truly own it because you cannot hack it. Only the rich will be able to truly own a robot wife and mod it.

But look on the bright side VR will be perfected long before robot wifes.

>>38169861
I mean just look at the cost for a plastic fuck toy. 15k-20k for a good doll. You sure as hell won't be able to afford a machine.

>>38169743
Umm maybe file a police report?

They have a database for this shit and can narrow it down to where it was registered.

>>38169743
Why'd you buy a house in a nigger-infested slum?
You should've known that shit like this happens

>>38169743
Call the police genius

same place we can find you

>>38169750

I don't leave my bedroom. How is that possible?

>>38169805
I N T E R N E T

maybe?

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Please, no more. I'm sick of coffee.

Uh...umm..Mr Bossman, may I-

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>>38169740
[jiggles mug]
(What part of no-talkie-before-my-coffee doesn't this kid understand? If only his father taught him properly...)

>>38169706
how can you enjoy salvia

>>38169722
Who said this is for enjoyment?

>>38169706
my recomendation:
>take woodrose
>wait 30min
>smoke 1,5g
>wait til woodrose kicks in
>mix weed with salvia and smoke that shit
>die

lol wagecucks BTFO lelelel jej

lol wagecucks BTFO lele so fun epic good

Are you seriously bumping your own thread about your shitty content?

Consider suicide.

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>>38169638
Please don't, anon. You're going to hurt her more. This may drive her to suicide.

how the fuck do you think this is your fault?
There is literally no lead that it was your fault anyway so why end your life?
Its only going to make her life worse and drive her to her OWN death.

>>38169638
That's retarded. You're going to kill yourself because your mom is suffering, which will only make her suffer more? Stop being a dumb pussy faggot and get your shit together. At the very least try, that will make her happy.

>>38169635
sauce for god's sake OP

>>38169635
Jesus christ, that's so hot

>>38169663
learn to reverse search
by the way, it's chloe salpa

>>38169511
I don't hate you.
Oregano

>>38169511
Maybe it's because you get really close to people and don't treat them with the respect they deserve. Maybe it's because you take and take and take and don't give anything in return. Maybe it's because you think you're smarter than your so-called "friends" and when they tell you that you're being a stupid fucking asshole and acting like a selfish prick you laugh them off.

I dunno, does any of this sound familiar to you? Because if you're who I think you got what you deserved. Grow the fuck up you selfish bitch.

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>>38169540
I think you got me confused for the wrong person...the only thing you're kinda right about is I can be really quick to upset and snap on people, but I've been so autistic towards myself about that recently so it hasnt been happening at all :(

I at least hope I'm not who you're thinking of...

>>38169474
Sounds good t b h, mashed potatoes are god tier though
I had
>water
>pasta
>McD's breakfast (no egg!)
>Coke
>tea
>alcohol

>>38169474
>>38169551
Not terrible. Cereals and pasta in the US are vitamin enriched.

>>38169474
5/10
Do me now:
>protein/porridge shake made with milk
>2 scrambled eggs on toast with avo
>150g steak, mashed potatoes and tomatoes
>3 chicken drumsticks, mashed potato
>lamb chops, sausage, rice, broccoli
>i also took a multivitamin, procydin, omega 3 and zinc supplements

who else /boogermuncher/

>>38169463
>>38169496
Why tf are brits so disgusting? I'm glad we genocided your asses yesterday

>>38169508
im not a brit. im a proud american

>>38169461
What kind of jobs come with MechE ?

>>38169461
I wouldn't say im stupid, but my ADD makes my academic pursuit much more difficult.
I hate living with this disorder, bit its really hard to get a prescription because of people faking symptoms to sell the meds to college students

>>38169471
Any job in the engineering industry.
Its a flexible major.