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>>38172306
Doesnt reflect every other sub, vast majority are normie liberals.

Because 95% of their users never touch that shit hole.

I remember when we were liberal. I miss those days. Curse the new generation, literally the worst of all 4chan generations.

inb4 "lol we're the same we just grew up"

The 4chan userbase is still dominated by people 18 and under. You are all shitty newfags.

>>38172306
The_cuck are far more liberal than you seem to think

you can't
it's in a woman's nature to find the better mate
you cannot control the way they're programmed and this is not a meme. just stick to 2d.

>>38172207
Just get a cuck fetish

>>38172207
You just dump her if you start seeing signs that she is. It's as simple as that. 98% of dudes who find out they've been cheated on saw signs before hand and were just too hesitant and lacked the confidence to do anything about it.

You just date a girl, enjoy yourself, have fun, and if you ever get a gut feeling she's cheating you bail. The signs are pretty obvious.

>got really involved with a gay friend group in college
>orgy all the time
>being the smallest and a natural born twink I was the fuck toy
>gang bangs weekly
>the neighborhood bicycle
>my ass saw more dicks than a thai ladyboy
>they all settled down with each other one by one
>left on my own

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tfw you troll online for dudes to jerk off with on cam because you're so lonely

tfw you're too fat and ugly for even that

>>38172206
Do what I do and post in the chubby male thread on /soc/

I've found plenty of dudes on there who love watching me jerk off and shove toys in my chubby ass

>>38172131
>It's another man calls a woman roastie episode

>its another man explaining social worth to woman episode

>it's another bitter lonely virgin gets angry because they were called out for their shitty life episode
>it's another bitter lonely virgin gets angry because their out of touch political mindset is shitty and anyone who is actually a part of the world knows it's retarded episode

If you're posting here, you're ugly.

Sorry mate.

it just means you are not chad, you could still be average looking and have this happen to you

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>>38172032
So it's true

>>38171990
>Downloaded it
>4 days, only 3 matches none respond
>uninstalled it

yeah, didn't work

I did. Got about 3 matches out of hundreds of swipes.

>45 year old fat woman
>bot
>30 year old gold digger

>>38171990
>downloaded it
>matched right to everyone for 2 days
>0 matches
>unistalled

That's how I know you are a Chad/normie

Sounds you need to apply for a job at the local summer resort and get into crazy hijinks with the other teens.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

>>38171929
Sounds like you need a summer job. Just get in there, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake.

>>38172087
>>38172741
I think i might try to get a job, but i don't know how/where. Thanks for the suggestions

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>>38171916
"It all boils down to the basics, son: Look the manager in the eye, tell him you want the job, and give him a nice, firm handshake."

>>38171916
Just try it. If you succeed then great if you fail then just look for another job. Sorry if this sounds too normie but don't pass job opportunities you will regret it more than if you fail.

>>38171916
You'll remember it when you get your hands on it.
Don't stress, Anon.

Tell them to be more specific. "What are your biggest weaknesses" is kind of vague.

"My weaknesses as far as what? Operating a cash register?"

>>38171852
>"what is your biggest weakness"
Never give an honest answer to this question. Going into detail about your weaknesses is a bad idea.

>>38171852
>How do I not fuck this up?
You go in there and give the manager a firm handshake, son.

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>>38171792
...and your (original) point is?

>>38171792
Socioeconomic? Hmmmmmm. Some robots are indian, asian, or black as well. I don't really see your point anon. Being a robot is just having a shit personality, being ugly, and unhygienic.

>>38171812
>claims to be superior race
>ends up lower in life when daddy doesn't help bail them out

>can't even understand the point

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I smoked pot and jacked off.

>>38171634
I drank some liquor at 10:39 this morning and I'm considering drinking more later

>>38171667
I'm proud of you. I'm gonna take some (surgeon-prescribed) hydrocodone and play video games

I miss message boards somewhat. There was one forum called GaijinSmash. It was a big part of my early teens.

the fun times ended in 07/2011.

now it is just copypaste clickbait fad trash. hope 2020 brings something.

>>38171649
What happened July 2011?

Depressing

originililililili

>>38171465
A future worth fighting for

>>38171484
No. We NEED robots.

Yup. The best part is at that age you will never catch up to your peers save a miracle happening to you. Once your mom dies commit suicide.

>>38171495
Drive somewhere really desolate and far away and shoot yourself

>>38171460
>turning 23 in two weeks
>still virgin
>still live with my mom
>got a job last week
>coworkers act like 12 year old kids
>coworkers are virgins
>coworkers still live with their moms
Maybe it's the type of job our kind gets, but I'd say you're fine. If you're even remotely intelligent, you're better than half the workforce.

They're all married to mexican/asian men

>>38171432
A lot of them moved onto hardcore and punk, have tattoos, and look absolutely disgusting.

feminists mostly