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>>38173186
hmmm thats gay anon

LMAO at your life

>>38173208
At least I'm not a virgin. My boyfriend loves me for who I am.

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>>38173186
Don't feel sorry for us
Help us
How to seduce Chad????

That's why I love 4chan. It's all about the content. Who is saying it is irrelevant.

Yeah pretty much. Also your family sound like cunts. What do they say when you reply "what's that got to do with anything?" I mean as a retort criticizing your life is pretty irrelevant.

>>38173156
Is that Steven "Destiny" Bonnel?

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>tfw you wasted your youth playing singleplayer games and shutting yourself off

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there is no misaki who would notice you and pull you out of the helplessness of your despair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW2mRF6-zJ0

Anyone in Aus want to kill me? pls. No friends, gf left me 6 moths ago and aborted a baby (We originally decided to keep it and I was so ready and prepared, but she changed her mind and im abroken man now) wtf do I do?! Im in another state and dont know anyone. Fuck

>>38172974
shut the fuck up carol

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>>38172974
>you're a handsome guy
FUCK
OFF

d-do i give them a firm handshake too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goRegJa8Nww

this comment is now orgiinal

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N1vHuhjLhs
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>>38172954
pretty interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04_CZM16Oow

Me
> horny
> male
> very lonely
You
> girl
> want me

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I have incredibly high standards for personality, I don't think my ideal even exists in fiction.

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>>38172813

me:
> 24 years old, from Europe, male
> enjoy learning and watching documentaries
> like space stuff, science
> like playing all kinds vidya. Really dived deep into Stellaris right now.
> Like writting long messages to someone and talking about anything and everything
> NEET, but started fixing that, because im tired of it
> 5'8", slim
> Really enjoy cuddles. Hand holding
> would love to roll around the grass together and have picnic dates
> Love animals, would love to have a dog again
> prefer to stay inside when possible, to snuggle up in a warm blanket, play vidya or watch something, but can go out if there's a reaso nto
> don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs
> Enjoy having discussions about stuff if the other person is interested
> like shitty memes and all kinds of humor
> enjoy banter
> Like spending my time talking with people and listening about their problems. Spending time with them if they're lonely until they feel good
> Prefer to have fun in games and dick around with people, do stupid shit than go full competative
> like to cook
> clingy

You :

> From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> female
> like to cook and try different weird recipes
> Would like to either play together, play and have me watch or watch me play
> would like cuddles and being snug
> enjoy horror movies
> like pets
> could either spend the whole day inside or outside
> don't like crowded places
> want to better yourself, always try to improve yourself
> accept yourself for who you are or work on doing it slowly. Focus on your strengths
> Enjoy being motivated and to motivate
> clingy
> love to laugh
> would like to have cheeky banter together while playing
> enjoy reading spooky stories
> would want to play Stellaris multiplayer or any other game together
> same size or shorter than 5'8"
> would feel comfortable to talk for a very long time and would feel fully comfortable in complete science while together

Doesn't have to be perfect, but atleast some.

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look at this kind squinky boy

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Jason is also a sweet sweet boy.

>can be apus friend
>Jason cannot die
>apu cant die cuz pepe his father

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apu is my favorite meme frog

this is him in happier times

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>>38172712
tip #2 if you have cats that live in your room, you can dispose of your piss bottles every time you clean your cats litter box! makes it easier to not get caught

I always keep a cumrag under my bed.

>>38172924
>not having your mom steal napkins from Wendy's when she goes to get your nuggies

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>>38172638
colored people influencing me to do drugs at a young age had a terrible affect on my life. constantly seeing them promote mixing races. gangs, violence, music videos brainwashing people to sell drugs...etc. yeah they might be a product of their environment but mostly it just seems like they think with their dicks. don't they realize the stereotypes people have and if so why don't they try to change it.

>>38172701
>think with their dicks
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? You know what board this is right?

I got raised in a multicultural neighborhood. Enough said.

Im not helping you /pol/faggot. I want this site to die, its overdue. Maybe then I can focus on bettering my life

>>38172586
Sure most of us will be in. I need a good laugh from time to time I guess. The last time it was tortanic or even all the butthurtness around the internet over things like gg or no mans sky or other retarded shit (like trump being president).
Sure why not. Let us laugh together.

>>38172586
What are they trying to do? Dox us and raid us? Hiromoot can stop that by himself and fuck Reddit.

>>38172473
Start saying nigga and act like Jamie Kennedy.

>>38172473
Don't be around them. Move away.

>>38172473
She will find out you're a racist and dump you long before you have to worry about that

then kys faggot lelelelelelelel

>>38172359
The truth is somewhere in between. Nobody is as ugly as they can believe they are, and same for the opposite. Luckily each person will decide what they think of, and some will land on the better side of your coin.

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>>38172359
I have realized that I am ugly when I was around 16/17.

Before I had still a faint hope that with puberty I would turn out allright, same with the mental capabilities.

None of that happened for me, while some fat kids suddenly turned handsome when hitting puberty.

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I think they gave up on their future girlfriends

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>>38172289
>>38172523
This, always for a comfy thread though with some tea drinking and the like, helps one relax. How are you guys, making any progress?

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>>38172289
But I want a boyfriend not a girlfriend OP!

>>38172255
THOSE FUCKING TITS THO

BRITTANY PLEASE POST NUDES YOU ARE A GODDESS

>>38172255
what the fuck police have a colonel rank?!

>>38172255
Every race has a right to its own ethnostate. If she pushes for white nationalism, then I see no reason for her own people to have their own ethnostate. North Africa and South Africa need to split- the dark blacks belong in the south, the light skins in the north.

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>>38172179
1st for ignoring Tilde

>>38172200
At this rate I'm going to be putting myself in a pair of frilly knickers

alright lads. had a packet of walkers crisps before while working on the computer.

what have you lads been up to?