To all the rap listening anons, why don't you listen to chief keef? He basically represents the autistic rage of this generation. No one has his sound, no matter how much people try to argue about it. He's 21 years old and has made more success than most older than him. Truly an r9k role model.
okay, you can go back to doing your homework now
>mfw I unironically like chief keef
>mfw I was fucking with him since Finally Rich and Back From the Dead
>mfw he is actually an important part of my teenage memories
I still never grew out of him lol
>>38175121
I was listening to him since he realeased the album Almighty so. Always been a fan ever since
Which pill do you choose /r9k/ ?
Superhuman pill DUHH
>>38175001
Probably superhuman is the best choice. Since you won't age, you can become super intelligent and everything else.
>>38175001
Superhuman Pill is the only pill any right-minded adult would take.
https://www.cartoonify.de/
Create your faces and post them ITT
>>38174933
Bumping while I make mine
>>38174933
Hello pajeet
Hgnuhbj
Notto disu originaru shitto agen
>Idiots here still bitch about tfwnogf
>Don't realize that you already start the game with Quetzalcoatl and Shiva.
>>38174886
Going to be an underrated post.
Just know I recognized your talent, OP.
Still the best gf almost 20 years running. Shivafags are kidding themselves.
>>38174886
more than a mere joke
your post touches on bedrock religion
YOU WILL
N E V E R
E
V
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R
EXPERIENCE THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
meanwhile I get every one night stand to suck my dick without even asking
>>38174826
that dick is so tiny
>>38174826
Why laugh? You got born with genes good enough to be able to do this. It's not your achievement. You just got lucky. Remember this, because we sure will.
>>38174837
Wat.
Wat????? Uu
>give friends the silent treatment whenever they make you mad
>they call you childish
reeee
You are childish. Fuck you faggot.
>>38174849
I am willing to wager calling someone a "faggot" on an anonymouse image board is more childish.
>>38174787
ghost them permanently
1 strike policy is all there is now
too many motherfuckers everywhere to waste time on patience
I GOT 6 inch dick 5.6 inch height am I gonna make it?
>>38174711
you'll be fine if you're not ugly
>5.6 inch height
>>38174711
Wat
Are you 5ft 6? Cuz if you are your fucked
Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it or just get what you're feeling off your chest.
Include initials if you want.
G,
You know, I'm not sure I intend on actually going looking for you when these years are up.
R
i love life, california is paradise, love is life :)
https://open.spotify.com/track/5kPt4DNBWixDWhfJw2fhdL
>>38174692
dear OP,
/adv/ threads belong on /adv/
regards,
anon
I'm tired of all the shit threads about traps and gay stuff and those shit baits. Let's have a good thread.
In my current state I am an abomination, a blemish, and I stand out from how much of a failure I am. I'll inevitably wind up homeless when my hiki dad dies. The problem with that is, I am incapable of interacting with humans or asking for help. If I asked for help I'd be a liar, as I cannot be helped. I never asked to be hiki. I asked for none of this. I ask people to kill me, to throw me away, and they don't. I can't leave my room. I'm incapable of mustering courage to hang like the rodent I am. I was born, but I've never wanted to live or to die. Assisted suicide should be a human right. My mother abandoned me and my father taught me fuck all. He's even worse than me. Born to a schizo and a hiki. I'm both. Fucking shit out of mary's sewer into this floating chunk of shit-eating rock rats. I used to wake up in the middle of the night in a panic, run outside and just run and run and run. I'd have a dream where I was someone else, where I wasn't a subhuman elephant man. All I could do was run, never stopping to think, desperately racing towards that dream. Perhaps I was just running from this one. I don't dream now. My life is a nightmare, so I don't differentiate anymore. Waking up and getting out of bed, the act of my feet hitting the floor, my reflection in the mirror, that first thought, I dread it every day. It feels like I'm at the gates of hell, getting ready to burn another day. I'm expired meat. Empty vessel. Ash and pig slop. When I look at people now I don't see living beings. I just see the shape of their skeletons and what they'll look like when they've rotted. The only relief I can hold onto is that I'm so used to stomaching garbage down my gullet here on earth that when I get tossed in the trash dumps of hell It'll be just like waking up in my bed.
Have a nice day!
>>38174889
I think that's not a copypasta. I feel the same way Anon, but I have some good days too. It's easy to forget the good and focus on the bad. I often do that too. Try to focus on what's good. Even the smallest things. There is hope for everyone.
>>38174889
might as well get bux and enjoy the hiki life: gaming pc, comfy chair, pizza delivery, etc. but exercise too.
>See a qt
>Remember she pushes out a fat log of shit every day
>See a qt
>Remember she pushes out a fat Iog of shit every day
>>38174720
Unequivocally this. I have a strong toilet voyeur fetish.
>>38174677
Do people actually poop every day?
This is the man I aspire to be
desu i'd do the same if i was about to die
Do... do you think he managed to bust a final nut before dying? Imagine how intense masturbating while death is in view must feel.
>>38174671
This guy knew we'd find his remains and laugh our asses off. Cheeky fucker. Imagine having this much of a lasting impact on history.
What kinda music does r9k like to listen to?
>>38174642
Lmao these faggots dont listen to yeazy these pussys listen to emo shit
>>38174642
japanese black metal. ICDD is probably my favourite band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGZL_5Wn3aQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUsih-V9P4
>>38174661
fuck you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cPrzkkbxFeQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qz1kOl4UrlA
Now that the dust has settled, I feel like I can say 100% that I'd enjoy a dark comedy based on Elliot Rodger's life. His personality was so ridiculous, there's no way you can't see the comedy in his situation. The soundtrack would be all 80s music and "Can't Hurry Love" by Feel Collins would be playing during the shooting https://youtu.be/upnrXooMh4s
>>38174608
If you have a decent camera try and make some clips for the movie, maybe you'll enjoy it
>>38174608
inb4 butthurt elliot fangirl(boy)s
>>38174608
>that scene where he throws coffee on that couple
>that scene where he says the girl dating an asian guy has a face like a horse
>that scene where he almost gets found out when the cops come knocking but he is able to muster a normal act for a few minutes and trick them
>pure girl and boy are into each other
>no courage to make a move
>escape into media/drugs/hypergamy to ease the pain
>blaming each other/government to ease the pain
>deep down still longing for each other
>can't escape blame-game defense mechanism, because it would mean opening yourself total and utter despair
>under influence of LSD or at moment of death, when DMT is released, everything is laid bare, experience psychotic delusions
>sense of time is broken, so you basically enter eternal hell/process karma for thousands of years of despair and regret
>depending of belief structures and symbols you operate on, you can experience delusions it in a milliard ways, gods and demons judging you, or just you judging yourself, or perhaps it's so fragmented that nothing makes sense and you just feel torture
>if proper conditions are met, there's an extremely small chance that in bazillions years of suffering your souls are given another chance
>it keeps repeating until both of you learn or you fuck up so incredibly bad you fall into the bottom of hell
are sins and karma the same thing?
>>38174599
taking 500ug of acid alone in my freshman year has made me both accepting of death and more terrified of it than I could have ever imagined
>>38175497
because of insight into nothingness after death, or because of insight of what happens after death?
i have no friends, ive disconnected from most others from high school (unintentionally, people just fall off i guess) and ive stuck with what i thought were my coolest funnest friendliest closest group of friends that I've had since high school. now after a couple of years of them not inviting me anywhere near as often to places as the rest in the group (prob once a month or less), theyve finally come clean, i forgot how the conversation came up but i think it started when my friend finally got a car and said he was going to start picking people up and driving places (usually it was only me and like two others who drove) and when i asked if i could be picked up he said 'you got gas money?' when ive been driving these dudes around for years (even back in high school) and never asked for any pay. i thought it was a joke at first but then after telling them that ive been picking them up for years without asking for anything in return, then they kinda collectively said (in the group chat that we are all in) that they only really hung out with me when no one else was available because theyve always just thought of me as like the 'free driver' and the 'spare last option friend'... i have always gotten this vibe from them but this is the first that theyve ever come clean and just flat out told me that. it hurts me so much. i have nobody else. they even went as far as to refer to me as '7-11 pizza' they said i wasnt good pizza but that incase the other pizza places were closed or they werent feeling like driving all the way over to a pizza place then 7-11 pizza was a mediocre alternative. end of story i suppose, no real point to this i just wanted to get that off my chest and explain just how cruel humans can get. i am just mediocre. and ive never mattered to anybody ever. and I will likely never mean anything to anyone ever.
>>38174566
You were mediocre to people who did not necessarily connect with you,
When you find the right people you will discover your unmediocrity.
I found myself in the very same situation as yours except I "had" money (not much I just spent it all on them).
I've found my people and it feels pretty good.
Can't you just kill them?
>>38174961
its better that i dont bother them i guess