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Roughly 5 bucks a day.

~15 cents

close to expired bread / ramen
seasoning
vitamin tablets
water

>>38177383
yo let me introduce you to this crazy new concept:

cooking.

you just buy parts of food and combine it in proportions and with heat sometimes and end up with way more food per dollar and you learn cool stuff too.

>LARPing as a pinoy girl
Could you have done anything more pathetic?

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>>38177324
Friendly reminder that Connie has a penis.

>>38177337
Pathetic? To you? My world has ended because I haven't satisfied the all omnipotent being. Wew. Pathetic is relative. What you see isn't what you get. Keep on with your drive of hate. I can tell I'm the focus of your life now. <3
>>38177354
Friendly reminder that poster isn't me, it's been null and void for some amount of time now seeing as syntax says otherwise, and a questionable amount of posting. Keep trying. You'll get me eventually, heh. The salt.

>>38177280
what is the point of this thread desu

send messages to the guy

post screenies here

luls will be had

>>38177280
>1 friend
He seems like a robot tbqh, i don't think we should bully him. He's already a disgrace, why make his life even shitter ?

>>38177263
explain to me how its superior

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Cuz I fuck real women

>>38177287
Different materials, namely materials based on TPE and silicone respectively. Because of this, there are varying limitations to items in both categories such as molding and material abilities. Silicone is much more structurally rigid than TPE and is generally more resistant to wear. TPE provides the benefits of being able to mold awkward structures, tunnels and shapes, unlike silicone based ones. Generally, silicone based ones are tougher and harder. Again, properties are dependent on the mix. Onas are often close ended and can offer suction. As with silicone based products, they are generally harder and thus provide more stimulation and often cannot produce a closed end due to molding processes. FL has boring tunnel structures, albeit still stimulating. Onas can have crazy tunnels that keep you interested and mentally active - you could forget that you're stroking at a certain area, then you suddenly feel a certain bump, and so on. The same silicone stuff applies to BD holes. While they come up with varying designs, they are still limited because of their material choices. The benefits of FL and BD is that they offer products for the more endowed, unlike onas that go up to 7" at most, but average at 4"-5". Fleshlights also come with a case that restricts the expansion of the material, forcing more pressure onto you if you are very girthy.

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>>38177221
same
i usually leave home once a week
that's when i shave, cut nails etc.
only briefly shower daily otherwise

You should be going outside every day.

No wonder you guys are depressed.

>>38177294

Are we depressed because we don't go outside or do we not go outside because we are depressed?

I don't

organellum

AIcohol and cigarettes.

Excessive original masturbation.

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Yes, Jordan did a good job at dashing my motivation as well. I've given up on being anything at this point.

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okay so, im lost

k i cleaned most of my room, but i cant find the dragon? i have no idea if im suppose to slay the dragon, or befriend the dragon to fight the spooky evil spirit of my forefathers grave? im not sure.... maybe i didnt clean my room enough?

IQ certainly plays a role but the way it's measured is a bit lacking. As he has stated, intelligence is divided in categories, of which IQ tests usually test only a few.
It's an indication of probable suitability but should not be used exclusively.

>>38177170
Nah, the sex is great, it's the way they'll crush your heart that's regrettable.

>>38177170
All the time but as
>>38177197
Pointed out just don't get emotionally attached. Traps and whoremoaners are VASTLY less stable emotionally or otherwise compared to women and they will absolutely self destruct and take out everything nearby with them so be prepared to cut and run at all times.
I'm not even kidding don't let your guard down around them when they have access to shit like guns or knives they have zero experience with the impulse control needed to know harming people will have instantaneous consequences.

>>38177508
>Implying women are any more stable.
kek they are just as bad as faggots in womens clothes.

I wonder how they make drunks and drug addicts look so cool in the movies while IRL no one wants to be around a drunk.

I honestly think I will look like Drake but in a more mature state, his facial aesthetics is more child like than mine and I'm only 20 years old. I will be tall, I'm already 6'2. And hopefully God will bless me with a graceful beard, and I keep my soft hair.
6.5 inch dick.

>>38176966
Fit, tan, healthy. I'll probably be in glasses by then, too

>>38176957
>anti griefing measures

but griefing is still possible through ingenuity, right?

but whats the ip

>>38176957
How do I go about joining?

none

early memes are trivially simplistic and have been rightfully succeeded by the modern slew of complex postmeta-postironic-posthumor shitsculpting

Candyass-roodypoo

>>38176956
i like looking back on old memes because of how dumb they were but i would legit like to see a reprisal of lolcats

>>38176927
The fan? Like a fucking box fan? How much could it possibly cost a month to have one constantly running?

>>38176927
Are you in a prison?

stop being underageand get a job

>>38176862
8ch dot net / suicide

>>38176944
that place looks rly slow don't think I'm gonna find a buddy there

Where california?

First and last bump o

Saging this because just no
Op needs to get punched in the head a few times

>>38177535
It's a hot topic my friend, just look at those 400+ anti-fag threads in the pst couple days.

>>38176747
are you sure that isn't the most easily realized dream ever posted

>>38176786
Well yeah, it's technically easily achievable. The problem is, no on on /r9k/ has the guts to do it, even though they always maintain they have nothing to love for.

>>38176841
Nothing to *live* for

I fucking hate phoneposting