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If you had an acetylene torch and cut through the side of a full propane truck what would happen? would you be on fire of would you literally be dead in a fraction of a second?

trust me i dont wanna find out irl and dont wanna sound like an idiot asking someone irl
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>>38178234
There would be a massive explosion once you either pierce the tank or heat the shell of the tank enough to ignite the propane. What did you think would happen?
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>>38178234
Sounds like a mythbusters episode. Is propane flammable or just the vapor flammable?
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>>38178359
well of course i expect for it to be massive but through the person using the torches POV would it just be like youre cutting on it and then its like pulling the TVs plug out of the wall and youre just not alive anymore because it was that huge?

or would you just be on fire?

im around them a lot and id be terrified to light a match around them becuase some of them you can smell gas

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>install discord to see what the hype is about
>join a server for what is supposed to be vidya discussion
>bunch of underage b& faggots posting edgy memes
>"me_irl xd! le leddit memes!!"
>"smoke weed evryday bro lol! bust a nut bro!!"
>fucking get the fuck out of there asap
>join another server
>literally the same type of shit
>join a server that's apparently for robots
>trapfags and normies talking about muh depression and how much they want to fuck eachother

Shit...don't fall for the discord meme lads
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>>38178204
You didn't have to install the cancer on your computer. It works from the browser too.
Anyway, yeah, what else did you expect, reasonable, well-adjusted mature people to be on there? Just by seeing their stupid threads while scrolling /r9k/ you can feel the filth.
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>>38178390
didn't know that there was a browser version, would've been nice to know so I didnt have to take the time to uninstall this shit. I was pretty much expecting something like that from the """robot""" server, but not really the unrelated leddit tier shit in the vidya ones.
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>>38178488
Back when I used to play vidya discord wasn't a thing but I had already learnt to avoid the fuck out of other GAYMURERZZZZZ XDD. leddit shit had already permeated the gaming community and I don't even want to know how shitty it is today.
Not to mention the fact that all I keep reading from other gamers is that all modern games suck ass. I haven't played them but it seems very believable.
Used to love gaming and now I get pissed when I read the word. It's like some faggots took what I once loved and ruined it forever.
Or maybe I just got old. I dunno.
sorry for the unrelated rant.

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[barges into your sleeping quarters]

"Son, it's time you began to pursue a trade and help support the family hearth. Come hither, I shall escort you to Grunwald, the butcher, and have him take you under his wing as an apprentice. Remember to formally introduce yourself, look him in the eye, and bow in humble gratitude. Pack your belongings. We leave in the morrow."
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But father, I've been using all of my precious time studying these charcoal etchings from the Orient! I intend to devote myself to the art of composition and eventually sail to Nippon to work under the Emperor's patronage!
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How do people even become apprentices in real life, anyway. When I see positions for apprentices they require 4-6 years experience. I thought you were supposed to become an apprentice to get that experience. It's like trades are restricted to people who are lucky enough to have a father who already knew it. If you didn't work with your dad growing up, well, fuck you, go work retail you cuck.
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>>38178320

Through nepotism or they get the apprenticeships, when they are 14, since the employer is legally allowed to pay them almost nothing at that age.

We are talking 300 euros nothing here.

Also, in Europe apprenticeship is compulsory, since you need that plus 3 years of tradeschool to obtain a permission to open a business.

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So is he ever going to acknowledge this or would doing that cost him all his fans?
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What's wrong with that image o
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>>38178264
It's a pic of him on the street out of character.
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>Barves

lel

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>womyn didn't have the right to vote for so long because they shouldn't be allowed to vote
>No matter what stupid shit they are doing they are only doing it because men are letting them do it
>Our passivity is the cause of the "feminism" meme
>We can take it back at any time
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>>38178074
>that picture
that's my fetish tbqh
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>>38178074
>>We can take it back at any time

WAHHH WOMEN ARE THE REASON MY AN AUTISTIC
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>>38178074
why is her face so white

is she a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost?

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>tfw no gf Because women only want ten out of ten 6/78 rule Chad

What the fuck do I do brobotz
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>>38178056
You lie down and die but you do it with dignity and pride.
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>>38178085
How do I Shame women into knowing it's their fault? I know women are shallow cunts who wouldn't miss any non Chad unless Chad told them to because they don't have emotion other than lust for Chad.
I would need to get a Chad to guilt trip them. Maybe then things can change
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>>38178221
>its their fault
Its not. Its yours for choosing this. Part of being MGTOW is accepting that YOU are actively taking part in this and have made this decision for yourself.
Saying its someone elses fault is like saying its someone elses fault you shot yourself in the head when you're the one buying the gun, aiming it, and pulling the trigger.

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>play Magic: The Gathering with boyfriend
>he gets mad at me because the first I do each turn is untap my lands
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Calm down Jess
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>>38178007
That's how I've always played/how my dad taught me.

What's the (((official))) step?
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>>38178007
The first thing you do each turn is untap, upkeep, draw
What's he upset about?

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How do I stop giving a shit about politics?.
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>>38177999
Remember that nothing ever changes anyway and then stop reading the news.
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You are not able to know what is really going on. Politicians and their masters are for us incomprehensible evil gods .
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Turn off the TV, stop going to /pol/, don't participate in political discussion with others

EZ-PZ

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would you let a lover put a chastity device on you?
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yes... i would let that happen
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>>38177983
Only if I had an emergency copy of the key.
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>dicklets shamed even when purchasing their cuck cage
Is there no release from this agony?

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I've just catfished some roastie. Translation
-where are you?
-I have to tell you something. I'm fake
-so mine friend just lost bet
She's lying she was where we were going too meet i was there too and it showed that she is within 1km
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>>38177942
Anon, you are a piece of shit. Poor woman
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>>38177942
Does "Tak I myslalam" mean "we thought so"?
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>>38178328
"I thought so", she made a typo

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>Stay motivated to better myself and become a great man so I can one day provide for my future wife and children
>Remember that no girl has ever loved me and probably never will
>Lose all motivation
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I have this crazy idea that /b/ is purposely flooded with all this suicidal, gay, trap, heartache, cuck shit to slowly rot your brains. 5 years ago if you asked what /b/ was going to look like the jokes wouldn't be too far off the truth.
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Don't know why just seems like the sort of paranoid, brute-force, dumb fuck offensive that American government is famous for
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>>38178323
The gay and trap I could believe but the rest has always been /r9k/ shit.

Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeIing?
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>wanting to bleed for 4 to 7 days every month
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>>38177911
>women actually enjoy orgasms
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looking forward to not seeing this thread every day, to be honest.

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These two are the only two "hot" chicks in my high school what do you think?
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>>38177888
Way too much makeup on those whores.

Their skin is FUCKED
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Well it's simple, anon. YOU have to become the hot girl!
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I think you live in the UK

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Fuck pitbulls and the pieces of utter shit who own them.
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Fuck you I raised a pitbull as a puppy and she's the sweetest. The piece of shit owners make people think they're piece of shit dogs.

>inb4 "dogs are normie pets only true robots have imported shit beetles from africa as pets"
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Well raised pitbulls are the sweetest fucking dogs on earth.
>tfw no qt pitbull gf
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>>38177866
Even my pitbull has lost his virginity. My dog is more of a man than you'll ever be, loser

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Hard mode: make it sound not-edgy
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I've ghosted multiple people when they became inconvenient to me.

I've told my parents the DNA they gave me is trash and I have no intention of propagating it. I don't know how to make that sound anything but edgy.
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Beating my brothers if they got too loud/annoying while being a teenager. Nowadays they're still irritating the fuck out of me but I got my anger issues in better control, but I still ponder about punching them into a bloody mess everytime they get erratic.
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>>38177914
>I've told my parents the DNA they gave me is trash and I have no intention of propagating it. I don't know how to make that sound anything but edgy.

i've basically told my parents this without actually coming outright and saying it. same with my brother. they're so very clearly disappointed lol.

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