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>>38178797
I've never watched ReviewBrah. Can someone recommend a good video so I can bust my RB cherry?

>>38178843
Same, only video I've watched was him confirming he wasn't at the Ariana Grenade concert.

>>38178843
>>38178888
You're not supposed to post on this board until you have watched at least 20 hours of reviewbrah's videos..

>>38178784
I lost my virginity at 13. Does that count?

Got sexually exploited at an early-ish age.

>>38178784
My uncle went down on me when I was a kid. He thought I was asleep. It's the most action I've ever had.

Bump.

sdafgasdfasdfadsf

>>38178767
You forgot to add: I am into femdom and I want to control someone with a chastity device.

>>38179476

Never thought a girl would visit these parts of the internet. :D

P.S. Contact?

Get rekt by chads

>>38178670
Give us the VR version of Anarchy Reigns. Except less V and more R.

>>38178701
that's what i just was going to post
/thread

>>38178633
I care not

Bye

>"sorry, I'm busy"
>goes home to refresh 4chan 10000 times before falling asleep

>"Yeah, sure"
>bring her to /that/ part of the town
>run away

>having a 10 year old PC
>only if I had a decent PC to play vidya on
feels bad to be poor

>>38178624
that's a temporary happiness dude.. sooner or later, loneliness will haunt you.

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>>38178657
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
I know that feel

>tattoo
>black nails
>leather jacket

Thanks to the sky fairies for not giving me this view.

>>38178559
>big forhead
>weak chin
d r o p p e d

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>>38178603
>>38178814
>Wishes for gf
>Has bullshit standards
You're all idiots.

Bumping
I know you faggots have stories you want to tell. Spill them.

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>In high school
>Tell a joke that everyone clearly hears
>No one laughs, all stare at me awkwardly
>A few seconds later, popular kid tells the same joke
>It's word for word
>Everyone is hysterical
>Teacher is holding his gut
>Girl winks at him

Why?

>talking to close friend
>Drinking ~5 bottle of tea
>Decided to burp in friends ear
>Turns to right and tries to burp
>Starts throwing up
>Whips around and throws up on lap
>Nobody saw
>Stand up to go to bathroom to wash of shorts
>Little bit of puke falls on ground
>Nobody ever finds out
>Still smells acidic next day
>Friend asks me smell next day, never realises I almost threw up in ear
That is the best I got.

>>38178464
*Whips out micro penis*
"How badly do you need money?"

>pull out a $100 bill
>right as she's about to take it I pull it back and out it into pocket
>*unzip dick*
>"you know what you need to do. Call me daddy for an extra $10"

>>38178464
dang i bet she smells bad

>>38178462
terror attacks

Internet freedom.

bronze age of crypto.

Flush it down the toilet literally to be symbolic

Get an onahole ny dude

Spend it all on eggs and drink the eggs for us.

>>38178402
Look up precalculus curriculum. Study topics listed there before you start the class.

there are a lot of adults at community college, it's not that big of a deal to be 'older'

also I think this is a school policy thing but at mine the online classes make you socialize a lot more than in-person classes. In-person you just show up, pay attention, then leave. The online classes have a lot of group work, discussion threads, etc. It sucks, never doing online classes again personally.

>>38178439

That's the plan for the summer, along with my other classes. Sh-should I just take it online then?

>>38178313
Lived in Columbia, SC for a few months. It was okay, but I'd rather watch paint dry. Greenville wasn't bad, tho.

Charlotte NC here

>>38178417
my grandma lives there. she lives in south park though so her neighborhood is pretty nice compared to the majority of the city.

>>38178295
a light seminal coat should spice it up

>>38178295
>buy bucket of liquid latex
>dunk dildo in it
>let dry
>dunk until thick enough to be safe
But why would you even 3d print a dildo even. You should use a thicker but not hard, something bendy, for the inside layer of a dildo.

>>38178380
i have flexible rubber like material, perfect for dildos, also its quicker and cheaper for me to print my own than wait 3-5 for postage, not to mention custom dildos

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This is easily the best flavor

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>>38178301
>>38178267
I've never seen either of these before. Was I born in the wrong country
I remember eating "cool original" once when I was younger, anyway. That was ok

>>38178267
Sweet spicy chili is the most degenerate flavor but also the tastiest. A true trade off