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I'm 5'7'' and my dick is 6.5''x4.8'' fucking kill me

>6x5 penis
>looks small cause I'm fukkin fat
>if i lose weight it'll look bigger and i gain more length from less fat pad
Literally the reason I'm losing weight.

>>38179549
You sound like a good size to me, anon. Stay skinny.

If you sleep more than six hours a day, it means you really don't want to live and would better off to die.

I agree. I wish I was in a coma.

>>38179591
I sleep 14 on average, 16 on a good day

>>38179363
>Implying she'll still be famous 4 yrs from now

>>38179363
More like 2.5 more years. 17 is legal in most states.

So? She will be past her prime and her pussy will be stretched by every other pedo before than. You either strike now and get away with legal issues, or you snooze you lose.

>>38179354
A male with a slightly unhealthy body and slightly ugly face

Do you find someone "ugly" instead of feeling meh towards that person?
Then he's below average

>>38179354
Average male means a man below a 8/10 score on looks.

What's the point in space exploration? I don't see the benefit in anything outside of mars or the moon, and even then I agree it's more important to fix the issues we have going on here in earth, like healthcare.

>>38179344
What's the point of discovering America and making a colony there or anywhere else in the world? Might as well stay home and fix shit here and never leave

>>38179440
The costs are too high and there are little to no resources on mars/the moon. They're just a plan B.

>>38179218
Everybody is a dumbass at 6 yrs old, i wouldnt worry about these things too much anon

>>38179463
>2nd grade
>6 years old

You what

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>>38179218
>used to press my palm against my ears repeatedly because it made fart noises
>got tinnitus

>>38179190
Learn how to draw then start a patreon drawing furry porn

>>38179190
>Writing ehow articles for money.
>Working as an overnight security guard.
>Dressing up as a tranny and camwhoring yourself for memecoins.

>>38179190
Crime, dealing drugs or robbing convenience stores

>>38179097
>well I done would rather fuckin' mah daughter'n see 'em queers
wow what a shock...

>1 person
>the left

pedophilia is fine
rape is not fine

learn the difference

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>>38179076
If your reaction image folder is well on its way to recovery within the next week then you obviously haven't been on here very long. I only created a folder three months ago and have already gotten 750 images (for a total of 221MB), some of the real pros have thousands totaling at well over a gigabyte. And for some of those, they were recycled from another folder.

>>38179076
I should really stop coming here
Those (You)s are really addictive to get

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>Tell myself that I'll have a nice productive day
>End up sitting on 4Chan all day
You can never leave

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>>38179026
Yes bloody go lad, you got the job just give him a firm handshake

>>38179026
>jar of spaghetti
what the fuck is this

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>>38179062
b-but I pretended to be a complete chad on their questionnaire lol, now i will be exposed

darn it not even one person?

Stopppppppppppppppppppppppppp don't try to comw here for views. Everyone don't click on those links and if you do dislike it and report it. Send the redditor crying back to his moderators

>>38178924
I have enjoyed stamp collecting, i used to love making firecrackers when i was a kid, i have meddled in gardening growing various herbs

>>38178895

>would you date a guy that is stupid enough to spend money on a "gaming" laptop

Just build a desktop for half the price.

>$9000
>1 TB harddrive

>>38178895
only if he played board approved games and not just lol and overwatch

>>38178859
You shouldn't. Don't do anything rash but prepare for the worst when she gets back.

>>38178859
Thats why you need a common friend with your gf.
Someone that tells you when your gf does some stupid shit.

>>38178859
If I end up asking someone out, this is the outcome I will expect so that I can only be so disappointed if (when) it happens

>>38178841
first brobots

Somebody had a battery pack in their pocket and it exploded.

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Weird how a lot of these stories were teachers getting done for showing porn on the projector. I used to Google shit with the projector on and once or twice porn came up, the kids just laughed at it, to my knowledge nobody ever said anything. This was before I retired in 2014 too.

To answer the question we had a string of bomb threats, blamed on the autistic kid who I know didn't do it but I couldn't say anything because new teacher and nobody cared. Then one kid rolled down the toilet paper and wrote "I just dropped a bomb in this toilet" and rolled it back up. This was after the first two bomb threats so we had hall monitors checking the bathrooms after every time someone went in there.

When I was an intern in '99 another intern called in a bomb threat to his host school and had to repeat his internship, he may have gotten kicked out of the program.

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Friendly reminder that Connie is a boy and has a penis.

sage

>>38178876
not even pinoy too
what a pathetic fag to LARP as a brown girl

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>>38178836
Aaaaah I see what happened here, it was just a miss click, here's where you should be friend www.Redit.com