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Make a fat lady kill a loved one in front of your eyes. Cured my fetish for rapists.

why cure yourself? that's what you're into, if you feel comfortable enough with it, just go with it.

i'm not saying i agree with you, but if you're into it, why change for someone else?

>>38180064
Why should you "cure" that? I see nothing wrong with that desu

>>38180053
this place is really gay

I recommend this serie to my fellow robots. Its called peep show.

Thoughts?
Ortegano

>>38179998
Cup your lips over your teeth.

>>38179998
look up a jayden taylors blowjob video

Watch this and learn.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57336c571939d

>>38179978
do you use legacy captcha op?

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>>38179978
go into a thread. at the top right of the screen click settings. expand all settings. scroll down and save settings. now you don't have to click the pictures every time hope this helps

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>>38180036
forgot to mention after you expand the setting check the legacy captcha box

>>38179951
Thats called al dente.

>>38180035
Huh neat, can I go into a restaurant and ask for any pasta al dente just like asking for a steak in whatever way you want?

>>38180088
You should be able to. If they don't allow it, they're no good to dine in

>>38179853
Ever think about getting a job?

>>38179872
>at work
>get a job
Really?

I make shit pay but am really good friends with most of the guys in my department.

>>38179805
Trap it under a cup and leave it for someone else to take care of, my ex gf did that to me all the time.

>>38179828
>Trap
Back to >>>/lgbt/ with you

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>>38179805
uguu~

>>38179828
>too lazy to slide a piece of paper under it and let it go outside

>>38179766
goodbye. a

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>>38179766
_ ____ __ ____ ____ ____
also good bye

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>>38179766
cya in a while op

chad cuts places in line
there are new chads born everyday
gf never

You think you've been waiting in line, but in reality you've been holding the door for everyone else this whole time

Thanks anon, your ugliness and social ineptitude gives literally every other guy around you +2 points on the attractiveness scale.

>>38179757
Time to start standing in line for ugly fatties.

Just buy her a big vibrator,

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>>38179754
I would like that. Why a big vibrator and not one of those "fake dicks" though?
We have had sexual experiences with others. It was so awesome. Now we haven't in a while. But our friends just told us they're swingers, and rather hot. I can't think of anything else now.

>>38179989
Anyone has more tips? How do I get her into wanting more cock? How do I make her my slut?

>>38179699
They recently started stocking Halo Top at my Walmart. I bought a few to help confirm that they made the right decision. Fuck Arctic Zero.

Gets me everytime, thanks OP.

>>38179699
Hey I'm going to try and get a construction job tommorow any advice?

>>38179679
Trauma, loss, learning something new, hitting rock bottom

>>38179679
uncensored truth

>>38179679
The Planes

gtfo to /pol/ retard

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>>38179659
National sozialismus, of course.

>He cares about society
>He cares about politics
>He cares about economics

You are not a robot and you don't belong here

>>38179650
I was sitting right here

I was sat at home eating smegma butter when roboto ring
"women are whore"
"no"

>>38179650
/r9k/

Is there something you were expecting?

>>38179555
I don't know why people like Takeshi Kitano's acting.

He's just so deadpan and emotionless.

>tfw depersonalized since 2011

>>38179580
DR is so much worse than DP yet isn't talked about nearly as often