Vocaroo thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWKPhMxjAt
Doing requests!
original pic had a dick in it so I shopped it out since dicks are gay
pl0x origan owo
>>38182459
>shopping out the penis from a trap
I don't usually wish death upon people, but you would be one of those people
Post sauce and get easy redemption points
>>38183854
Really OP is a fag. It still looks like a trap too just without the penis.
Post it now OP you fucking shit
I lack confidence and my voice goes all weird even if I'm just trying to say hello to someone or something. It's fucking disgraceful and I need to fix this.
>>38182428
>mama's got the nasty jam
Lmao
>>38182428
Do something which involves speaking a lot with people.
If you are reluctant like me, look for an activity where speaking partners/situations are assigned so you cant be left out by normies.
>>38182496
That's a gold hat, cool cat
*KHSSSSSTTTTTT*
This is NEET 514, calling all NEETs. Mr. Shekelstein has ordered that all his wage slaves be in bed in ten minutes so they can wake up more productive tomorrow. Refusal to obey curfew means you only get part-time!
>>38182398
f-fuck you I was tired anyways
>>38182398
jokes on u OP i work nights and im about to head to work so lol@umad
>>38182457
Why would Mr. Shekelstein and his brother Porky be mad you're checking in to turn them a profit?
Enjoy toiling while they make jokes about you during their daily three hour lunches.
Hurry along now, you don't want to be late!
Starting a new game in DS3.
Dubs names my character, as well as chooses my build.
>>38182391
Try to hurry it up, niggers. I'm ready to play.
>>38182391
nigger
pure faith and luck
>>38182391
Depraved nude cavewoman no armor and a club
elliot rodger with a nice jawline
jawline is everything
>>38182338
He's gonna play ER in the movie I'm writing, gonna send it to hollywood, release date of 2022
asian guy from power rangers is in it and imma try to get joe pesci just you wait guys.
Left or right? Which would you?
I don't get mass shooting. Where is the fun?
whats a job i can get with no experience that isnt completely mind numbing?
right about none
>>38182322
Ferrying the souls into hell. Knowing that you live in a blissful dream, and true torment comes from the normies on tge earthly realm
Do some warehouse job m8.
Is it just me or has r9k got a lot less misogynistic and racist in the last year?
Back in 2011 r9k was full of women hate. Even in 2015 there seemed to be loads of threads about being beta or omega and how women are all whores who love Chad alphas.
Now the board is filled with sissy threads, actual fembots and minority robots.
Why did this change?
the normies invaded. as well as people intentionally trying to psyop the board
>>38182293
Eh. No just because tumblr has been organizing raids on her doesn't mean shit. Everyone here still waits women. Those gay threads need to go back to tumblr.
>>38182293
most of the people who hate all that stuff still lurk, but we did get absolutely assfucked by an influx of normies and women pretending they have problems other than "oh no uncle fingered my asshole when I was 12 years old and I barely remember it, surely this justifies me camming and riding dick all day!"
>just broke up with my 2nd girl from interpals
>feel depressed as fuck, don't ever want to dabble in long distance relationships ever again
>feel like shit even though I never met either girls in person
>both girls were cute and really cared about me, especially the 2nd one
>I dont want to talk about it but she would have gone through great lengths to see me
>inb4 normie, still 26 year old virgin
I feel relieved sometimes to be single again but other times crippling depression. Anyone know this feeling?
>>38182226
No, because I'm actually a robot who has never had a girl even smile at me. You sound like a normie.
>>38182226
>interpals
How do you do it anon? I always have trouble even starting a convo on that shit with girls
>>38182226
How did it happen anon? Tell us everything.
[Click Bait Title]
So last night we were cuddling & I thought she wanted more so I started teasing her
things went from cuddling to full on fingering/etc.
out of nowhere she tells me a virginSCORE!!!!
she's as qt with a nice little booty
told her I'm a virgin too BUT she doesn't believe me
how do I prove?
Show her you asked for advice on 4chan. She'll believe you
>>38182216
idk just take it as a compliment chad
>telling a girl you're a virgin
Its best to try and sound like its a lie OP. Women desire men that other women want, being a virgin in a relationship with one implies she is the odd one out among women and thus open to teasing by her peers.
>try posting on /soc/
>no one ever responds to me
It's like even online they can sense my autism
Did this once on a facial hair rate thread. Even asked for advice so there was something to respond to. Got no replies. And the guys that posted above and under me got 3+ responses. They didn't even ask questions either.
How the fuck can they sense this shit anon?
>>38182209
my good sir
why would you want to go on that board
literally 75% of it is dicks
>>38182209
>>38182399
>>38182444
I don't really go on /soc/
Yeah, that's pretty much it, have some (You)'s.
he he he I made a poopy in my pants
and now my mommy has to clean it up and she will be mad he he he
>>38182183
Enjoy having no good boy points
>>38182183
Some of this shit is downright bone chilling.
>>38182256
This ain't shit, boy. Go back to r/eddit f you can't stand the heat.
That kid thread
I'll begin
>that kid who was special ed and was being bullied, then beat the shit out of some 6 foot nigger chad
>>38182168
>that autist from special ed that always fantasized about beating up a huge chad and now lives that out as an adult by pretending it happened om 4chan
>that kid who walked up to the manager, looked him in the eye, gave him a firm handshake and got the job
>that kid who showed everyone a picture of his dick and thought he was Chad
>that kid who was fat during elementary school but ended up becoming a /fit/ Chad
>that kid who crashed his car into a parked bus because he was high and never got in trouble for it
I just want to come home to a sweaty, thicc babe who's down for hours of raw, passionate fucking. Is that so much to ask for?
Yep, roasties make it too much to ask for.
it strikes me as amusing
that all the effort made to create this "paradise" of leisure on this planet
in which presumably people could spend more and more time enjoying the company and community of each other
seems for naught because instead
everyone stares at glowing screens all day long in order to afford themselves the endless pleasures of flinging shit at each other
presumably this indicates that people enjoy hatred more than they enjoy love, or violence more than sensuality
or that perhaps in the periods of greater similarity the nitpicking has become more intense, to enforce a kind of pseudo individuality
there will be no globalism
it may be that the internet will serve to separate people more than ever before
why do women ruin otherwise nice bodies with tattoos, and in the worst fucking places
Melonhead (Anthony Fantano) lays it down and explains how to get yourself out of the negative thought processes that so much of /r9k/ seems to fall into.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWwa5FtUp4
pic unrelated
Self bumperino. I feel like some of you could benefit from this
I'll watch this later
Sad an uplifting thread is on page 7 w no replies
>>38182510
Thank you for the bump. Not everyone wants to get better, but I imagine there are those who want better. You can always think the same robot thoughts you've always had but to effect change you need to believe in yourself.
>first job
>cute co-worker
>has self-harm scars on her right arm
>somewhat unkempt looking, very thin, clearly insecure, looks almost like a ghoul at times
>have 1 month left before school starts again and I have to move an hour away
>really want to ask her out but we'd only have 1 month together
>never asked a girl out before either so nervous
>want to ask her out if only to get over my fear
What do, guys? I don't know how to ask for her number either. I'd be happy to just talk to her outside of work really.
So I guess my real question is this: how do I summon up the courage to actually ask her out?
>>38182082
if she's unkempt, she probably already has a low-rate bf.
it's the pretty ones that often don't have a bf because everyone assumes they already have one.
>>38182082
What's her name, i know a chick just like that
>>38182082
honestly just do it. you'll see it isn't as bad or as hard as you think and she might even say yes.