SEND ME BACK TO 2006
I SWEAR I'LL DO IT DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME
>>39503522
There's no reset button for life, anon...
>>39503522
God this. I just wanna re do my childhood and just go back to appreciate the comfyness that I've never had since.
>>39503522
>2006
>the fat friend in school
>still had actual friends and girls talking to me
>dropped out of school for video games and my new friend depression
>could've just taken the antidepressants, lost weight, and been a norman
Sucked a dick today. It was alright. Not really anything special, i feel no different from before. You people lied to me, im still a manchild but now my breath smells of cum
>>39503515
I've been thinking of trying this as well. How did you end up meeting someone to suck off? Was it hot? Would you do it again?
>>39503549
Well i met up with a daily erp partner ive been talking to for a few months. He came overseas to meet me so it was pretty forced. From what ive experienced, blowjobs are work, hard work. Maybe i tried too hard but my neck is killing me for going for 30min straight. Its oddly fun though, i plan on doing it alot now i think
>>39503619
30 minutes is a long time to blow someone anon. Why didn't you let him fuck you?
It's another episode of anon makes friends online who he has to exclusively initiate contact with for the friendship to continue. It's never the other way around. They're never messaging me.
>>39503476
usually online friends are too shy. don't bother with online friends if you want to be happy.
>>39503859
this
i never intitiate, which might be why i don't have friends
I'm feeling so shit and lonely now and i have nobody to talk to
i could count on my fingers the ammount of times people messaged me because they wanted to in the last years
Anyone else fap while high on weed or any other high? Why does it feel 10x better than not being high?
orgasm on LSD is so strong its kind of painful. The height of the orgasm lasts a lot longer and starts before you actually cum. Maybe thats just me, I haven't asked anyone else about it.
>>39504399
i like the build up and feel your foreskin stretch back and forth it feels so good and question why god or biology made us feel pressure on our private area
>>39504439
I wish I could fuck high on acid so I wouldn't have to deal with the confusion and terror that comes after the orgasm.
4chan bans thread? These are always good.
>>39503323
I got banned for using my trip on /a/ once because some clueless newfag mod thought it was a banned public trip. Fucking retards, I swear.
>>39503552
You got banned not for breaking the rules, but for being a faggot.
i got banned for racism from /mu/ for saying that blues music was heavily inspired by irish folk
and one janitor on /fa/ was banning everyone who said racist shit for like 2 months at a time by saying it was "ban evasion". he thought it was 1 person on /fa/ saying all the racist shit
>college roommate asks me to go out
>uhhhh uhhhh i'm busy sorry
well done anon l'm proud of you
>internship people ask me to join them at a bar
>awkwardly try to play pool with them while they all talk to each other
Why didn't I just say I was busy god damn.
>girl asks me if I'm free on the weekend
>say yes
>asks me to go to the movies
>"uh...i dont think ill have enough time..."
fugg :D
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day155
they are some cool sunglasses
>>39503283
good job kakyoinbro, well made thread
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Natalie is the cutest name for a fembot
Fuck off natalie
>>39503222
so when i transition you think i should name myself natalie?
>>39503222
nah I knew a girl name Natalie that I used to work with and she asked me to do the dishes since she was a germaphobe and then she left early and then quit so i got stuck doing the dishes and picking up on her slack.
fuck you Natalie
Did anyone start off smart and slowly devolve into a brainlet over time? I used to be into reading books and this summer I tried to get back into it. It's been 2 months and I'm not even 300 pages into the Fellowship of the Ring. Every time I go to read I get cockblocked by mental fog and goldfish tier attention span. Does anyone else know this feel?
bruh i read lotr when i was in 6th grade
you need to be brainful before you devolve into a brainlet
try Kant's First Critique
>>39503191
Thanks for the suggestion. Not reading LOTR because I consider it to be high literature or anything I just never read it as a kid and figured it might be a good series to get me back into reading.
>>39503191
>r/iamverysmart
you pretentious friendless faggot
This guy just messaged me on let go to come buy my TV. Should it bring him over?
He seems nice
>>39502789
his skin looks a little bit too dark.
>>39502789
Yeah that way when he pulls out a glock, your life will flash before your eyes and you'll piss yourself in fear and regret all those times you posted "I want to kill myself" or whatever variation of it on /r9k/
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!"
What does /r9k/ think of this classic female line?
Totally unironically true m8o
Can't expect perfection from people
>>39502763
That might be the worst quote ever.
When mature people fuck up and do bad things, they attempt to improve. They apologize and do their best to make up for it.
Only a childish cunt dismisses all their bad behavior with, "Nobody's perfect, if you can't deal with it you don't deserve me." That shows no interest in being a good partner or a good person.
Any woman who loves Marilyn Monroe is trash.
>>39502922
But she was a movie star and oh so retro classy! How dare you knock such a feminist icon.
>It was sooooo long ago!!!
>get over it!!!
>sins of the father
Bitch go back to Africa if you think you dumb niggers would have been better off without slavery.
So what? The 10th President of the United States died in 1862 but he has grandsons living today. I guess 1862 wasn't that long ago, huh?
I want you to know. I hope you all spend this week happy and relaxed. I have one friend who posts here, and he is the most bro-tier person I know.
I also want you to know, you should leave this website, it hurts you.
"There is no greater teacher than pain."
- Aristotle
>>39502761
This website teaches you to hate and loath yourself. That you are a drain and a parasite on society. Some teachings are objectively wrong, those being a shining examples.
>>39502812
>you are a drain and a parasite on society
objectively true
however you left out the important fact that society is a corpse and exists now only to be drained
Daily reminder that if a Japanese woman has a low pitched voice, it means she's a slut
If she has a fake nasally little girl voice, that is objective evidence in favor of her being a slut.
>>39502648
>tfw no Office lady GF
It's no fair bros.
>>39502786
>wanting a depressed, greyish pale skinned woman who has bags under her eyes, acne due to poor diet/unhealthy binging and starving
I'm heading over to Publix. You guys need anything?
Yeah nigga get me sweet tea and some tendies.
yeah get me some le croix sparkling water
>>39502636
nigga if you aint bring me some key lime pie imma
find ur family