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I like it for social anxiety, But I don't like the increased heartbeat and thirst side effects

>>38186147
If Kratom does anything to your body you are not a true robot. Fucking laughed out loud @ your life OP: kratom's the lowest tier and if taking less than like 8g's does anything you are fucking worthless to me.

Was thinking of getting some since I'm out of weed, but it's way too expensive for me to justify not getting high.

>>38186095
Nukes and biological warfare mean mutual destruction. There will be no more wards. Only police action, and terrorism.

>>38186136
This is a good feel, bad feel for me.

>We're so good at killing each other we need to stop else risk going extinct
>We're so good at killing each other that military action is not as viable anymore


I still gotta laugh when people tell me globalism and things like the EU stopped conflict.

>>38186136
Shut up cuck you clearly don't know anything about this plane of existence

I should get paid to have sex with her.

Asians look ugly when they aren't wearing layers of make-up/photoshop

>>38186131
stupid opinion of uneducated moron

>>38186083
is racial humiliation and familial disgrace the ultimate aphrodisiac?

>>38186083
they look like cavemen desu

>>38186083
Why are you so upset? They would never fuck you anyways...

>>38186067
they just assigned the worst task to you (firing people)

you're getting bullied at work, just like in school

Your Boss isn't a nice guy, and abrogating his responsibility to fire people to you is honestly an abusing workplace practice.

Join your union and inform them about what your boss has done. They'll understand.

>>38186067
You could do much more eith that power

>>38186062
Well, I mean, I would totally have sex with her if I had the chance, but I don't think she's THAT attractive.

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>>38186084
Breh come on, just look at her.

She's not though. She is like a wooden plank with tits

>>38186051
is this a running meme here?
i don't frequent /r9k/ but goddamn everytime I check you guys out I see this bullshit

Tech savviness has what use?

>>38186078
yes it is
iojoij

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Was Chicken Boo a giant chicken?

Is OP an original faggot?

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was jackie chun just master roshi in disguise?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Go sort your life out. >>>/adv/

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And nobody will admit it and you're all alone OP.

well, yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otD52qwC9xw

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>>38186010
I wish I had a Tsuyu Asui gf

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me too, anon
but in an original kinda way

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And I wish people would play videogames with me, can't always get what you want.

>tfw gf plays 1 game of cs then says shes too tired to do anything at 9 o clock

Yes. Girls have ridiculous standards.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4665018/Women-freezing-eggs-t-man.html

Yeah. I've never had an interest in romantic relationships. If it ever happens it will be for other reasons like financial stability or raising a family.

Gave up years ago my friend. I'm a pathetic loser to be sure. No girl would ever be interested in me.

>>38185926
can I make you asshole and vaginal cavity into a single brutalized gape

>>38185926

So, how long have you been on HRT?

>>38185926
"I envy death. Technology is just another thing to distract you from the joys in life. Technology will destroy you. Run,run,run."

>>38185894
the best part is she had a bf and would so easily replace him with the nearest chad from tinder

>>38185894
I have had multiple women pull this shit on me. They always end up saying sorry for the lies but I just really wanted a male friend. I always block them at that point.

>>38185894
>meet
>on tinder
no.

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>>38185872
>blonde + blue eyes
>7/10 facial features
>skinny pale
>/fa/ as fuck
>constantly get hit on by women
but
>the densest living thing know to man
>severe social anxiety
>low selft esteem
>borderline MDD
>spaghetti EVERYWHERE
>a real human bean
>MFW i could be chad if i managed to be just a little bit less retarded

>>38185872
yep you basically have described me; basically identical to you except i am 6'5". If you are trying to lose your virginity, assuming you still are a virgin, my advice is to drink before you talk to women. With the right combination of booze and my tall size I was able to overcome my social awkwardness and get laid. There is still hope for you. Literally you show up enough times and something will go your way eventually. How old are you?

>>38186176
I know the feel. It's like as though you want her but just don't know what to do. Once you get in a private you know what you should've done

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>>38185847
wtf, they have live births?

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>>38185880
yes they are mammals

So tight I ripped the skin that connects the foreskin to the head. So much blood she fainted.