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>>38188520
My experience is the opposite, every discord is filled with retards who typ lyk diz, call each other niggers and spam their favourite porn and ironic memes every minute of their time

>>38188614
weird I always get banned because I'm having bants with the mod/admins like regular people.

>>38188520
>>38188636

Don't use Cuckcord. It's a program that not only actively supports the SJW agenda, but in addition to that all the servers are filled with cucks.

If you want any sort of discussion at all, don't use Cuckcord. However, if you want to have a CuckCord that at the very least doesn't ban ANYONE, then you'll have to make it yourself and then make sure you never ban anyone.

Hm that is a mildly clever way to bring up how wrong it is to circumcise a child.

Bravo i expected something worse.

>mock circumcision
>JIDF throws death threats n all
kek

>>38188482
Anyone with a face piercing should be stuff into ovens.

>>38188453
You think that's bad?
>1 year of college
>7/10 turbo autist
>girl seems into me
>we hit it off
>talk to each other everyday
>one day she invites me to her house
>she wants to have some sexy time
>when she is about to take her clothes off I confess my undying love for her

Needless to say, sexy time didn't escalate from there like I thought it would

>>38188576

At least youve been invited over

>>38188576
>>38188453

Tough luck anons, maybe it'll happen next time. If there is a next time.

>>38188420
My hand
oREEEgano

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Work'o'holic weeb fluent in our native language and english as well as learning japanese well, we used to switch languages all the time as some things are better expressed in one or the other.
Lovely depth of character and a fair bit of past experiences, caring and devoted. Poor self-esteem, or lacking feeling of self worth, used to be easily taken advantage of just to build up own image and fool themselves into feeling appreceated. Passionate and intelligent, fond of singing and lenghty conversation. Quite the tease as well, and oh my what an artistic spirit, poetic even, but couldn't expect any less from them being well-read. Her digital art was as charming as herself, go figure.

The wayfarers we are, now each crossing their own paths anew.
I only wonder who else will I remember so fondly.

There's a girl at my college that dresses exclusively in gothic lolita outfits. She wears dark makeup usually, she has long pretty white hair and wears different color contacts everyday. She talks like a dark princess, it's quite unusual and offputting if you don't really know her. Nobody really talks to her because she's a weirdo, I do though. She's actually a really nice friendly girl. She's a giant weeb with too much time and money, clearly. She calls me her familiar, whatever the fuck that means.

only discords ive stayed in were once that never got popular enough to have more than 10 people so everyone ended up becoming friends and the chat never moves fast enough for people to be left out.

i dont think its possible to have a robot discord with any sizeable population because then the strongest, normiest personalities stand out the most and end up dominating conversations and forming cliques.

the roastie orbiting is actually hilarious because more than half the time the girl has a dick and the guys either don't know or are too desperate to care

Can someone explain what's the deal with posters who koin a fuckton of discords and don't say a single word? I've noticed people like this on /r9k/, they join every fucking place but never say shit. Are they archiving bots or something?

Also, OP, I'm always down for joining new places as long as you're gonna clamp down on shitposting and beta orbiting

>>38188751
a lot of it probably is bots. but i join almost every discord i see while rarely talking in any of them because my personality is super aloof and shy and it's hard for me to get along with anyone, so basically i'm "throwing them at the wall until one sticks" in an effort to find a place where i'm comfortable enough with the particular crowd they've got to open up.

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nobody has a wall of dubs

>>38188352
>>38188625

Fuck is even happening in those

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if trips you have to trash your room this degree

>>38188351
Don't be sexist you chauvinist pig, this is just liberation in action. You should be thankful that the only people who we can hope to have save us from the oppression of the patriarchy are afforded exclusive housing at next to no cost.

You are a man, grow some balls and get a second job if you want to sleep indoors.

>>38188351
people usually think that females will not fuck your house up as much as boys do in college.

>>38188419
No pretty much every major city in the USA has at least one ad up on Craigslist at any given time offering a private room for a girl in a nice area to like $200 - $300 or an equally massive markdown depending on the location.

>>38188287
erp with me faggot subhuman

>>38188287
kys subhuman
I have weird thoughts sometimes too

>>38188287
>he thinks the boys he's erping with are cute

They are disgusting failed trannies

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> enter gym
> female at desk holds up scanner
> search my big dirty holey gym bag for 5 straight minutes
> finally find my gym card
> put card up to scanner wrong side up
> "whoops heh heh"
> turn card right side up
> female scans my card
> smiles and tells me to have a good workout
> "y-you t-too..."

>>38188264
You don't even understand the y-you too meme you fucking idiot.

>Are you working out?

>>38188204
/b/ and /r9k/ unironically turned me bi. It happens.

>>38188403
>/b/ and /r9k/ unironically made me realize I'm bi.

fixed that for ya, sweetie :^)

>>38188204
that's why i do noporn/nofap, gets rid of the heretic thoughts and desires

>>38188193
why cant judy be real
id be a confident sly fox with emotional baggage for her anyday
im not even a furry

except for Roxanne

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What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

There's nothing right about wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic animal.

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>>38188334
Why would I ever want to fuck a rabbit?

>>38188112
People are fucking weird tbfh.

Women are boring

More news at 11

>>38188112
I like how "neutral" is so much closer to the female end because women barely have any fetishes.

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Go in the kitchen and eat.

>>38188082
typically a browse here a bit, most other activities feel gross stacked right next to finishing.

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smoke a cigarette and play with my cum

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some do, such as myself i guess...

>>38188019
why do you ask these kinds of questions? obviously there will be some women that do out of the billions that exist you stupid frog poster

>>38188019
Yes, even more than guys do. I mean what's better than having a friend you can shop, go clubbing, and hit on guys with, but she also has a penis? There's nothing wrong with two girls having a little fun and taking care of each other's urges while you're both single. Plus it's always fun to tease a girl about her penis while changing your clothes together.

What SSRI?

What do you have, Anon?

>>38187959
They keep telling me I am depressed and that is supposed to fix it. The reason I am even visiting shrink is because of I had injury and they told me "it might affect your mental health". And somehow after 2 visits they want me to start medication.

I just told them I am not coming anymore.

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you watch anime and post in r9k. You are mentally ill. Take your dick killing pills like a good anon.