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>>38191653
been looking for the picture of her vag for ages

anyone have it?

Has he ever been known for making good decisions?

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She looks like a goomba

Fortunately, I've never met a woman who was better than me at something I actually care about.

I've met female musicians that were outstanding, but not in a genre or on an instrument I give a shit about. Oh, you can play romantic Era compositions on a piano? That's neat.

Exception being that my guitar teacher is a woman. She's much better than me, but she is literally the only one I've ever met. And I pay her for it.

>>38191684
So here's the thing, why I'm panicking.
Let's say, I'm walking , you know, being an autist, mind my own stuff. Then this girl comes with her group or something, or anything, and somehow we argue. I dunno, could be because I bumped into her or something. So the nearest thing to us is people playing basketball, and somehow she ends up challenging me(or worse, I think she's just a fucking female, and I challenge her), and then it turns out she's really good at basketball. I just signed my death warrant man. How the FUCK am I supposed to live after that humiliation. truly losing to a woman is the worst thing to happen to a man.
I don't play much co-op /online games but I believe there are actually some good girl gamers right ? How do you even cope with the fact that a girl is good at a particular game and you're not ?

>>38191628
>there will be

There is, amount of people on earth basically means there are group of people better than you at X and chances are high what it is a woman, except for very man type of stuff.

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/tv/ is based

I WANNA SCREAM
AND SHOUT
AND LET IT ALL OUT

>>38191565
fuck off go to bed! nobody cares about your shitty timeline. the 2000s where NEVER GOOD and this music only solidifies that you are NORMIE SCUMMM

>>38191547
I once dreamed I was walking through a black and white park, and I saw my brother. I sprinted towards him with a knife and right before I stabbed him, everything went black and I woke up. I don't know why I had this dream. I don't hate even hate him.

>>38191616
I often dream that i get killed and most of the time i get stabbed with a knife. I had like 5 dreams where this happens the last few weeks.

I had one when all my family was standing still, each looking at a piece of paper. When I went over to my mother I read the paper and it said when and how she died, best remembered for etc. Went over to my brother and same thing. They were also wearing the same weird looking hats

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Ofay master race

Why are New York people so weird?

>>38191631
A complete lack is socializing has led them all to be stunted.

None of then ever get out of their weird little niche and so they have no idea how normal people act.

NYC needs a fucking plague

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This is the only way, sorry bro

>>38191508
same, i keep super glue on my desk becasue i regularly a few times a day bite until they bleed and need to fix it quick.
i hate finger and toe nails and would remove them if i could without looking like a broken

I'm not even kidding buy a damn fidget spinner or a fidget cube or something so you can fidget with something else and not focus on something orally

thnaks fren love u

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>>38191447
u ar gud fren!

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i will drink bier

Because it takes the power over sex away from women. Even if it's the "guys no one would ever fuck", they still want to remain the gatekeepers. Companionship and sex are two different things, and can be mutually exclusive. If a guy is getting his jollies from his sex bot, then he might treat women differently "not on a pedestal" since he isn't looking for a release from them. Historically, the control over the pussy has been the one thing women have had, and they are terrified of losing it.

>>38191468
How do you explain the feminists in favor of legalizing prostitution ?

>>38191368
Basically, they lose one of the two things they can provide; sex and a "relationship"

Men are hard wired to want females for reproductive purposes. Over time and with society's help, that changed into a desire for "love" in addition to sex.

Men can get companionship elsewhere if they have to, or they can live without it. The sex is the real thing they desire. So if the bot can provide it, even if it's not real, women lose their real power.

They probably view it like a disease; it may not affect them now, with only isolated cases here and here, but it is better to kill it or come up with a cure early

>>38191354
You're going to spill your spaghetti everywhere but if you do it in an elegant manner it should be fine t. Skyped to a cute boy I met here a few days ago

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>a person who browser /r9k/
>not spilling his spaghetti when talking to crush

You may choose only one, my friend.

>>38191354
Why are you asking this shit on this fucking board? >>>/adv/

Conservitards think the government should enforce moral hygiene

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Because allowing criminals to run rampant is immoral and unhealthy for the people and the nation. Public healthcare is a meme and sucks for countries that have it (high taxes and shit health care). Education doesn't improve by sending it more money.

>>38191363
Why should the tax payer be penalized for non violent crime? Education is an investment in human capital that would improve the workforce. I am not advocating for an increase in taxes just changing where existing revenue would go.

Yes
orororororo

>>38191314
Nah. You're even considered tall in certain countries.
I'm 170cm/5'7 and Im doing just fine. Im not even a virgin. I'd kill a nigger for your height though.

>>38191314
Not with that height you're not.

>>38191278
Doesn't matter how much you make annually. Just save up and buy one like any other commodity.

>>38191328
Will it even be legal in the uk?

>>38191376
Soon enough. Sharia is coming.

>>38191245
Like I want to squish it.

Yay chubby girls!

what belly?

listening to the dope show by marilyn manson, it's bouncing to the rhythm

>t.edgy kid

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>>38191233
I put tinfoil on my windows to keep the heat and light out.

>>38191233
Maybe this is autistic but I try to do it but after a while my body starts to crave the sun and I am basically forced by my body to open the curtains

>>38191261
nutty the master carpenter

i only sleep during the day, going outside and looking at the grass being so color and stuff is almost like being really stoned.

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>>38191170
Fucking chad and stacy! REEEEEEEE

>>38191206
Just making you guys feel worthwhile at least for a little bit

>>38191170
>>38191170
>>38191170


NORMIES GET OUT!!!! WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!!