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>all the Boi pussy threads finally get to me.
>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life..
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>>38192396
Go toss a salad stretch mark ass bitch
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Time to fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
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>>38192396
To put things into total perspective, you just paid to suck a dick anon.
You paid for something that people pay for.
You are gay
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*sips tea*
*smirks*
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...damn this told me, shit...
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>6' 9/10 oxford graduate mummy has me with a 3/10 dumb 6' guy
This absolutely DEVASTATES r9k BEYOND repair
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Dang... I guess I never thought of it that way. You know what? You're right.
/r9k/ is alive again. on /b/ there was rumor we were going to get deleted for bringing down 4chan profits
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>>38192359
there are no profits
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>>38192369
>what is advertising
Only a matter of time before adblock gets b& here
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>>38192359
Why did a robot commit another mass shooting or something
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Should I follow my dream of becoming a cemetery worker?
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>>38192281
Apply for the job, duh
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>>38192281
For bonus points, work the graveyard shift
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>>38192304
a hyuck hyuck
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Is there even one person on 4chan that isn't damaged.
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>>38192248
I'm not damaged at all. I just choose to be here.
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>>38192248
Is there one person in real life that isn't damaged?
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>>38192248
Being damaged physically, mentally or if lucky enough both is prerequisite for posting on this board.
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I can always take solace in my dogs when I'm let down by other people
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>>38192223
yuo of havings nice doggo.
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>>38192223
other pupper, originally
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>>38192268
they're so cute ;-; what're their names?
this is my rabbit, her name is babs
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Which is worse, working at walmart or at a call centre?
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>>38192199
Call center for me; I hate talking on the phone.
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>>38192199
I work at a Call Center and it's not too bad, just boring. If it's at a research firm, it's just steady work that's based on luck. If your production is low you get sent home rather than yelled at.
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depends on what position at wal-mart and at which one. I haven't spoken to my manager and it's been two weeks there (Wal-Mart). It's pretty chill imo. Can't speak for a call center
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Who else /goes into hysterics/ every now and then?
Last night I had a suicidal meltdown. Nothing's keeping me from doing it anymore but I have a bright future ahead of me so i persist, however painfully it might be.
However in desperation I messaged my friend. He obviously doesn't know the extent of the situation, but I mentioned suicide at like 4 am. He should be mildly conncerned yet this madman opened and ignored my text. Seems like an attention whore thing to do, I know, but we've been friends for years and I've never gone to him to genuinely talk to him about this stuff. I was desperate and just wanted to talk to SOMEONE instead of being alone. Should I just drop this guy if he doesn't seem to care about me?
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bump pls fellow robots
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Show what you messaged OP
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>>38192514
He browses r9k so no. I basically said "how do I stop wanting to kill myself help" or something.
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Don't judge a book by it's cover challenge 2017-07-06 06:02:52 Post No.38192152
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Don't judge a book by it's cover challenge
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What is the point of these challenges? We all know that they just want to show how attractive they are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDLPiEdp74
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Also, what's the challenge?
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>>38192152
you answered your own question robot
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>>38192152
I think it's a version of the Jus bee urself meme.
Normans are trying to show how they look ugly, then beautiful and it could be, that in some retarded way, they are trying to make social rejects feel better.
Or maybe they're just sucking their own dicks.
>probably the latter.
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So, what did you do while the board was down, I bought some weed
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I tried to masturbate but couldn't get hard so I cried the entire time
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>>38192142
Got all my shit together and painted my face for work.
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Played some WoW, went outside for a kebab, went to toilet to fap, went to toilet to take a dump.
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Why does nobody irl like me 2017-07-06 06:01:55 Post No.38192137
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Why does nobody irl like me
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its not fair. Literal autists have friends and people hanging out with them.
I am always friendly and helpfull but nobody wants to have anything to do with me unless they arw forced to.
Even my dad only talks to me if he needs help with the computer.
Literally no single person that I know at university ever wanted to talk to me outside of class.
Even my supervisor doesnt talk to me. When I asked him what I can do to help or in my projecthe just says something vague like
>we would have to see
and then leaves even though he is always helpful to everyone else.
Last week I went out with my parents and grandmother to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday and my dad just left after an hour even though he drove us there.
I dont understand what I am doing wrong. It cant possibly be that everybody but me just lacks social skills.
I thought this kind of shit would end after school.
I am not even talking about romantic relationship or good friendships. Just basic human decency. Its almost like everybody decided that I dont deserve it.
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>>38192137
check if you are:
>fuck ugly
>you smell like a dead dog's innards
>your breath stinks
if nothing applies:
check if:
>your friendliness isn't really passive aggressiveness
>you're seen as obnoxious
if nothing applies:
i guess you just emit a negative aura man
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>>38192137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v2FNrrI2qv
Do you have Disccord?
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>>38192655
I am ugly but not deformed or anything. There are certainly people as ugly as me that have friends and are treated normally.
My hygiene is fine too.
How do i change my aura? How can you stop being negative if you only get negativity fron others.
>>38192747
Thanks thats very nice of you. No i dont have discord
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At what age did you stop caring about getting laid or getting into a relationship.
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when i realized sex and relationships wasn't a mutural thing between a man and a woman and its just a chain system of rewards to keep woman happy and men working
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>>38192119
19. after I got laid and got into a relationship. I realized it fucking sucks and changes nothing and that being alone is preferable. cummining in vagina is no worse or better than a sock. it's just messy, you're not missing out on anything and if you don't plan on having kids than there really is no reason for you to even ever care about sex.
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>>38192141
op here.
this
its hard once you learn the truth
Share music and art etc that you have created
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who listens to music in 2017
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I made this on some website I can't remember the name of.
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>>38192136
pretty cool man
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>>38192125
they do goy they do
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>its fine to be gay
>its fine to be a tranny
>its fine to racemix
>its fine to be into beastiality or whatever the fuck its called
>if you like 2D more than 3D though, you're a piece of shit loser neckbeard
Someone explain this logic plz.
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I wish beastiality was more accepted. I like to see girls get fucked by dogs.
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>>38192127
Hey buddy, with how the medias already pushing all this fucked up shit like there being more than 2 genders, I'm sure your time will come eventually, fuck this gay world.
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Love is love!
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So I signed up with a trucking company offering to pay for my training and hook me up with a contract
I figure its a robot thing to do to sit on the road 10 hours a day doing nothing interesting.
People online say its a raw deal, but I dont really mind because Im currently homeless.
Any robots out there have any experience?
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AFAIK, if you fail the training, they make you pay all of it back. Are you confident in your driving skills?
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>>38192090
Have fun while it lasts!
Automation is going to hit transport pretty hard
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>>38192090
C.R. England will buttfuck you. Don't do it.