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>>38195249
List of "dere"

>>38195249
Waifu thread here >>38195448

>>38195249
Fug, thread is almost dead

I'm a teacher and over the summer I work as a lifeguard.

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Who wants a waifu? Get your free waifu here!

Surg Tech

pretty fun, I enjoy what I do. Although at some point I'd like to be an anesthesiologist but eh

>>38195202
27, this is my year lads

>>38195202
It's so cringe when you can tell the poster from the pic lamo you need better taste in everything

>>38195202
already lost it a long time ago.

I'll probably never have sex again though.

You know I've come to find humanity is irredeemably fucked nowadays.

Have you got a job or are looking for one, or are you just a long term NEET?

>>38195174
can you fuck off and die? try putting in effort in something and stop being a lil dweeb

>>38195185
I have no job.
>>38195190
Soon...

bump R9K orgnaano

>>38195100

Welcome to adulthood, OP.

Just think of that lovely condo in Florida that awaits you when it's all said and done.

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>>38195791
just end me now fdfgfdgfdgd

Why are you watching your underage brother masturbate? Is he any good at it?

yeah watching your brother...weird

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This is 99% fake but if it's true then you better lube up that ass for Bubba's BBC before you get thrown in jail.

>>38195044
they have posted this over and over again and its probably you posting the same fucking threads

>>38195044
You're a dummy. This gets pointed out literally twice a week. Lurk more, newfag

>>38195044
and the newfaggotry continues

This is discussed a lot among various NEET and FIRE forums.

The general consensus is that many people who've worked hard to get free of the work-a-day world are often let down by the freedom that they were striving for (me included). So, you need to find a new way to live, to rediscover yourself and what you really want out of life without worrying about expenses (very much).

But, NEET/FIRE isn't really the solution to your life, it just gives you the tools to create a new life of your choosing.

is there are a point of being a wageslave if you spend the whole day looking forward to the minute you get to leave?

>>38194991
You're lazy, but its not all your fault
If you want to succeed in NEETdom, you need to focus on learning and on improving yourself with the time not spent paying for Mr. Shekelsteingruber's new yacht.
Anime and vidya games are escapist addictions that keep you from realizing your full potential, an opium of the masses to keep you engrossed in a fantasy world while you are exploited and relegated to slavery.
I'm not saying that you can write a symphony or two tomorrow if you nix the anime, but when you aren't vegetating, take time to practice drawing, buy a cheap guitar and pick and strum until you like how it sounds, write something/anything or take a walk/hike and see all the world that you can't see from your covered bedroom windows. Take your time, find a pace that works: you don't want to get overwhelmed because it will send you right back into anime relapse.
I know it sounds like a lot of effort for no immediate reward, but by using vidya and anime daily has actually rewired your brain in the same way drug addiction does. It will be uncomfortable dropping your only coping mechanism, almost withdrawal, but if you push through it you will realize that you were enslaved by immediate gratification. It will get easier as time goes on and as you keep up the constructive pursuits, the hobbies that you've been nurturing have become skills and talents, and you're that much closer to being the kind of person who want to be.

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I'll buy you things but you gotta let me fug u in the ass. ;3

>>38194974
Yeah basically

You're going to have to consummate your relationship someday

I dunno, I spent years being romantic, sweet, etc. to girls and they didn't want me at all. Just completely ignored me. Made me feel undesirable and worthless in the eyes of women. Now I just message them dirty shit and they love it.
Blame your entire sex.

They can just pay a prostitute to do that.

>>38194941
It must suck to have to pay for what I can get for free any day of the week

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>>38194941
That's like paying money to win a prise

Well, we all look back on our childhood as a time of less stress. But, we were just kids! Of course there was less stress!

The 80s WERE fun, though, as long as you weren't worried about nuclear war.

>>38194844
Here are the facts about modern life:
>Sedentary lifestyles leading to overweight and disease
>Low quality food leading to poor nutrition and disease
>Lack of sunlight exposure from having to be indoors all day due to forced schooling and work, leading to disease
>Social isolation, families that split up and live across the country/world
>Increasing economic inequality leading to stress and depression

Makes you think

>born too late to explore the world
>born too early to explore the universe
where is the upside here

not "highly sought after" but after entering college my looks & personality did change and i noticed i was getting a lot more attention, as in more than one person was confirmedly finding me attractive.

went from being a hhkv to hj/fingering.
could go further but i dont want to.

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>>38195059
I mean if you post your ass on grindr

After I cut my hair and got bulkier. I got decent attention when I was lifting, but the biggest difference was after I went shorter and grew out a beard. Shifted through a shit ton of trash before meeting my current gf.

Does being able to use reverse image search make me the smartest person of the day?

3d Fermi surface
i googled it

>>38194762
Will reverse image search let you accurately describe what it is?

>>38194590
How big is it (yours)

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>>38194641
I'm 22 and 5 inches

He's 15 and 7 inches

>>38194695
Why you're looking at teenage boy dick

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>>38194539
>it appears you have many gaps in your employment record why is that?
Because I could.
>So, anon tell me, what gets you out of bed in the morning?
Tremendous amounts of willpower.
Or a fire.
>we'll let you know
Cool.

All that really matter is if you look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake

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>>38194539
>So, anon tell me, what gets you out of bed in the morning?

Giving firm handshakes