>Mother says I'm handsome
Should I believe her?
>>38196537
if she think you're soo handsome maybe you should get her to prove it by fucking you.
trust nobody OP, not even yourself
>>38196537
Yes.You're a handsome boy.
Help Robots, I have to live with my ex for at least a month, what do?
>>38196513
Find a new lover.
>>38196513
how come? why? what reason?
>>38196513
>I have to live with my ex
>what do
It can't be helped, you mustkill yourself.
>tfw your gf starts stalking you like a predator for sex and you just tryna chill
>>38196487
I know this is bait but it made me hard.
>tfw no yandere dominant stalker gf
>tfw never imagined myself disliking sex
Honestly not even that bad, just boring and I'd rather play video games.
>>38196521
shes not really yandere, its more like she gives me a look that says "you better come fuck me or I'm gonna fuck you" followed by grabbing my dick and wrestling until I fuck her tired.
How do I initiate sex?
as a shy femanon
>>38196363
stop LARPing faggot t
Grab him by the balls.
>>38196363
>watch movie/anime together
>get close
>cuddle
>touch
>kiss
>sex
so plug died a while ago and was remade.
the r9k room is back in action, come chill, play tunes, shitpost. whatever
https://plug.dj/r9k
gonna keep this thread alive as long as i can be bothered.
i actually used to have a couple pics of the last moments of the old r9k room
honestly the bros i made there kept me sane
Why do black women x white men marriages have the best success rate while the opposite has the worst?
Anecdotally, the only BWWM couple I know of actually got divorced then remarried each other. They're pretty religious, though.
>>38196280
Yeah, southern blacks are religious af.
>>38196247
Because black women are desperate and men who date black women are also desperate
Moving to the Philippines with my GF (male)
See you later losers
are white women really that bad?
Sounds awesome good luck bro!!!
>>38196210
is that a trick question? they are impulsive creatures that act on their own desires almost instantaneously, feel bad afterwards and loop right back around.
>Tfw jock itch
You robots don't understand this hell
How does that even happen? Rid you rub your legs against a public restroom?
>>38196154
I do OP. I also know to get rid of it.
>get Daiper Rash Ointment from a store
>for 2-3 times a day, rub the ointment around your crotch(make sure its not your dick since you get bumps from that)
>>38196580
I've just been using generic antifungal cream
Still itches like crazy by the end of the day
> be me
> 6' 4"
> 145 lbs
Am I a skeleton?
General skeleton thread.
>>38196143
Can you afford food ,my son?
>>38196143
Yes, that would be correct.
>>38196160
I am living with my parents and they cook at least once a day.
>tfw too poor to buy cool clothes
>tfw i just wear old adidas tracksuits and ugly t shirts
feels so bad i will die alone, im a 19yo kv
>>38196140
"It's called 'work,' champ."
Tb h I just wear plain t shirts most of the time.
if you can buy things from the internet, try aliexpress, the clothing there is very cheap and fashionable. no debit card? buy a prepaid visa gift card from the grocery store for $20 and use that. i got three nice shirts for 2-3 dollars each with shipping. you will need to know your measurements in centimeters, though.
Can you imagine a life as a teenager in 50's america
>be christian
>be cut (tightly, and without anesthesia of course)
>get beaten as a child
>get raised by a generation who believed in behaviorist methods, which means that your parents believed that hugging you fucks you up
>everything you eat is full of DDT
>everything else is full of lead
>only post WW2 industrial food available, so you live on one of the shittiest and unhealthiest diets in human history
>your teeth are fucked for life if you neglect them when you're young
>your dad is/was in Korea and comes back with PTSD
>you get drafted into the military in your late 20's to fight a different kind of gooks in a different shithole
>come back with PTSD and maybe as a cripple
>hippies hate you and spit on you
>by the way, PTSD didn't exist back then, so people just say you should man up or maybe lobotomize
>born to early to take part in the summer of love, but get to see all those young people fucking each other and taking drugs and enjoying the freedoms that you never had
>get hanged if you're black
>get shot if you are gay
>get beaten up if you have long hair
>get beaten up and bullied really bad when are a robot in school since the teachers and parents just didn't gave fuck back then and nobody cared for the weak kids (yes I know, but it was even worse back then)
>get 20 years in prison for a bag of weed
>constant thread of an atomic war
we have it so good
Now I'll just go and have all this sex that is available to me...oh wait
>>38196134
>get beaten up and bullied really bad when are a robot in school since the teachers and parents just didn't gave fuck back then and nobody cared for the weak kids
This probably would have fixed me.
Our current society is far too permissive.
>>38196134
et's bump this.
>order pic related yesterday
>gonna recieve it on monday which is my birthday
>haven't fapped in a week now
>going to have the intense cummies on my birthday
this is the only reason you should do nofap
Are you going to open it in front of your whole family?
>fell for the fleshlight meme
>not a superior onahole
Laffo at your life
>>38196124
Is this good? Seems like a cheap fleshlight clone
>tfw no big juicy vag gf
goddamn that is fucking disgusting
>>38196005
are you original homosexual?
>>38196049
nah i just like dicks, and pussy is nasty
Chicken parm is the best food.
Chicken parm >>>>>>>
Chicken parm appreciation thread
Chicken parm bump
is this an american thing ive never heard of it lad
>>38195955
FLOUR
EGG
BREAD CRUMBS
Have any of you guys ever fucked a chick from Craigslist? If you have, please share your experience here, I need motivation/warnings.
I am too poor for an escort, and really don't care what I stick my dick in, as long as it is female and human. I just want to lose my virginity and get my first kiss.
Every listing from a woman who wants a man is something along the lines of "looking for a real man", so they're just looking for Chad. I'd get laughed off if I dared contact them.
>>38195945
I have, but it was in 2010. I don't know what it's like now. Here is the run down, though
>took me months of bots and spam to find a grill
>she wasn't very attractive
Definitely use a fresh email for it. Idk why you wouldn't just use Tinder, though. You're still judged solely on your looks on Craigslist, plus you have to deal with way more bots and spam and way fewer females in general.
>>38196006
That's the thing, I am 6ft, and have a good body(abs, wide shoulders, etc from working out). Girls liked me a lot on tinder, but I cannot text, I can't even hold their hands if I meet up with them irl. I figure that if I Meetup with a desperate 40 year old fat single mother off of Craigslist I would be more confident to just fuck her and then get on with my life.