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get schwifty lol

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only retarded normies like this show
pic related

4chan hates popular things

Tea is trash desu senpai
also bump

>>38195932
what about coffee?

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>>38196422
I used one of those presses to make me some coffee sludge that is really caffeinated and makes a great babby speedball when combined with weed.

bumping for more comfy

I don't know but it really activated my neurons, i.e. made me think.

I'm what way to girls get held accountable for their actions. They literally get a free pass in life. What a dumb nigger.

>have a lot of followers
>post something stupid
>????
>PROFIT!

>>38195581
Your feelings are irrelevant, you're too much a pussy to act on them.

Girls reject you, often harshly because they know you're a bitch who can't do shit.

>>38195581
>tfw had sex a tonne of times but never cum inside a girls vagina
I'm still a virgin right guys?

>>38195581
I suppose it might bother me if I weren't regularly giving creampies to the women I date

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>>38195448
List of "dere" types to use

I'm going to not use any of my credits and instead kindly donate them all to the next anon

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>>38195501
A generous sacrifice

Hey barkeep, can I just have some water?

>>38194851
I just want to escape my desire for women. I yearn for a relationship and yet can't bring myself to do the required work to achieve one (i.e get job, move away from mom, get friends/hobbies)

Is there a way to become completely disinterested in women? I don't have money, so I can't castrate myself safely

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I'm all agitated because I'm basically competing with my best friend for a girls attention right now, though I don't think he's taking it as seriously as I am. I'm going back and forth between thinking she's interested in me, or interested in him. They're going to be hanging out 1 on 1 soon, but from what I can tell it's not a date I think? Maybe I still have a chance? He's completely been cock blocking me though, and I hate it. I just want one dinner with her, and after that I'll be satisfied even if she doesn't want another one. But God damn, I just can't get her by herself.

Can I get a Dark and Stormy, a little light on the bitters please

>>38194429
No. It's gross. I prefer a ripped Chad with a monster cock. If you're fat it tells me that you probably have a small dick, too

>>38194429
anything over 20% body fat is barf material.

best if they're chubby/fat or skinny and androgynous. muscular is fine to an extent, but looks like tumors and makes your head look stupid and tiny lmao.

>>38194287
Go to a headshop and buy fake piss my guy.

>>38194287
Serves you right you fucking junkie.

It depends what it's for. But your most likely pathetically rekt, kid.
Don't do drugs folks, you'll end up like this loser who can't control his habit

>>38194230
Yeah especially NW FL. I'd love to live farther south

>>38194230
i agree
total retirement community

Miami sucks... I hate living here

>>38194197
I'm 19 and told my brother I would date a 15 year old and he said I was a freak

im 23
i fell for a 17 yearold
fuck my life.

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>>38194197
>>38194249
i unironically fucking hate the american people.

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I sort of have the opposite effect. My family is constantly proud of me and expect amazing things, as if I'd be written in newspapers or some shit. I think I'm just mediocre as fuck and will probably be a dissapointment to everyone. I'll just probably cut all contact later on.

I'm the example my aunts and uncles can point to and say "don't end up like anon, kids!"

>>38193978
You should tell your dumb mom that if she wanted you to go straight to law school she should have not been a stupid poor pleb and saved up.

ITT: We predict what will happen.

>>38193473
What if it's actually real but we've all just been treating it like a joke?

It's not a joke. It's mentally ill people killing themselves. Fucking tragic, but why shouldn't they?

What illness do you have, OP?

hahaha you're sick hahaha

>>38193354
Chronic asthmatic
>can't breathe and will only get worse
>struggling to move

It will get worse over the years and I am going to kill myself around 30 if it doesn't get any better

>>38192767
neocons should be also be killed, OP

no hard feelings

What's your net worth OP?

>>38192767
>How does economy work
If we kill all poor people, rich people are no longer rich

Are you just doing nofap to get laid? Whats your longest streak? Mine was one year

>>38192631
>doing /nofap/ until I get laid
You may want to pick a more realistic goal there, bub

I relapsed last night because I couldn't sleep