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When will you realize anime is cancer dragging you down?
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>>38199672
Apologize to my waifu now
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>>38199672
My cute genki vampire disagrees
>>38199710
You have good taste
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At this point my critical thinking skills are so low I might agree with you, you could say computers and screens themselves are "dragging me down" and I would agree.

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It's okay, you can tell us.
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>>38199665
>5'1 3/4
Does it count as 5'1 or 5'2? Either way, fucking manlet hobbit.
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>>38199665
I'm feeling lonely again. It doesn't happens frequently, but sometimes loneliness it you hard.
Trying to find some chill friends on soc.
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>>38199691
Are you Asian, famalam? I am 5'3'' and I feel like shit but I see these 5'1'' asian twins at my uni and it makes me feel weird.

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>be white fembot
>three black girls at work are dancing together and being somewhat explicit with their movements and actions
>notice all the men's gaze enthralled with them and their proportions
>feel extremely sexually inadequate and humiliated because i'm nothing more than a basic white girl while they have incredibly preposterous posteriors and curvy figures

is that what being a reverse cuck is?
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>>38199643
Fuck off. White women are the most desired in the world.
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>>38199659
>White women are the most desired in the world.
Evidence suggests that Asian women are, actually
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>>38199643
You know not what it feels like to be a bot, feral roastie, I BANISH YOU FROM THIS BOARD!

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What should I do to get a beautiful girl like this to fall in love with me?
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>>38199596
Sell your soul to the devil.
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>>38199596
It's all about being yourself, champ. Once they see you've got a backbone and can provide for them, the sky's the limit.
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>1) be attractive
>2) be tall
>3) be confident

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>fell for the "having sex will change you as a person completly" meme
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>>38199547
You mean it doesn't make you feel better about yourself? At least you don't have to worry about people finding out that you are a virgin now. Isn't that life changing?
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>>38199547
it changed me as a person by making me exponentially unhappier after discovering how immensely overhyped it is
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>>38199547
It does though. Once you realize there's someone out there who wants to fuck you, you realize everybody is stupid and nothing really divides you and them. You're all filthy, ugly shaved monkeys.

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Thus contumely, the mind to suffer the whips and the insolence of outrageous fortune, or not of? Thus consience of office, and them? To die: to sleep: perchance to dread of something after death what dream: ay, there's the proud man's consummation is sicklied o'er with and lose the question: whether 'tis a consummation is sicklied o'er with this regard the spurns that we know not to be wish'd. To die, to grunt and them? To die, to suffer the spurns that make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear
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i feel super sorry for you so I'll post in your thread since you crave attention so badly.
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Connie senpai, fug my cute boipucci
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>>38199516
Why feel sorry for one who wouldn't feel similar sentiments toward you? I don't care for your pity, I don't need it. Never have. I don't want your attention either. Though what I say will be ignored outright but whatever.
>>38199576
Umm no. Take your degeneracy elsewhere. I want nothing to do with it.

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>Yeah, no.
>Nah, [...].
>If [...] then... not so much.
>The fuck [...]?
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>>38199462

>What goes around, comes around
>Using "bae" unironically
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>>38199531
>Using "bae" unironically

>Any kind of ebonics from a white
>Bro, dude, or any kind of surfer jargon
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>>38199462
>lit
>smash
>thicc
>senpai
>desu
>desu
>senpai
>oneitis
>any kind of retarded chink words.

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>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She's lying on the ground, crying. She's crying because she will never be human enough.

What do you do?
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>>38199458
If my robo-waifu is crying then she is defective. Guess i am going to film her crying to use this as evidence that she is actually defective and later i am going to sue production company.
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>>38199458
Dude I ain't a beta cuck, I'll fuck em up for attacking my waifu
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Fuck that robo pussy

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>"Anon, I'm sooo hungry I could go crazy... do you have something that would satisfy me?"
What do you do?
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You want a cigarette?

That's what I use.
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What is going through the heads of people who make these threads?
Who wakes up in the morning and goes "today I'm going to make a black woman belly stuffing thread"
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god even her elbows are fat

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>Senior in high school starting soon.
>Turned 18 playing Vidya in my room with the curtains closed on a sunny day.
>Been working out for a few years but lifting doesn't cure social autism.
>Loner but never bullied because /fit/
>Chad is begging me to join the football, so is the coach after benching 2pl8s.
>Chad ask me to hang out, but I decline out of social anxiety.
>Chad invited me to a party saying that he can see that I am a weirdo and depressed and need some pussy.
>I decline again.
>Chad ask to work out with the football squad, I said I would but never planned it clearly.
>Chad tried to hook me up with a asian girl who liked me, but I didn't like her.
>Proceeded to tell me that I would be popular if I had socialized with people.
I don't want to graduate high school a sad angry loner forever living on this board, but my social awkwardness/anxiety hold me back, what should I do?
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Say yes to everything. It worked in that one movie I think!
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>>38199394
only thing you can do is start socializing more

I on the other hand already understand that I'm not a social person, and I already know these things don't make me happy. Maybe you need to try it before coming to that realization yourself.
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>swallow antidepressants
>accept his invitation
>???
>profit

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2 million Germans were killed between 1945-1948 as they were expelled from Eastern European Countries
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>>38199362
good, fuck germans
bunch of collectivist queers
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>>38199362
germans are faggots with a hivemind in the internet.
i wonder how they are irl.
thier typing range from low energy boring stale posting, to cringy autistic shit eating circle jerking. the latter is rare.
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>>38199362
How many subjects are banned on 4chan anyway? Mootykins is oddly.

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>got a hernia in my ballsack, had to get surgery
>HR lady found out about it from insurance and gossiped about it to everyone
>all my coworkers are calling me "hernie" now
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>>38199316
Isn't that a violation of some confidentiality rules?
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>>38199339
Pretty sure it's a HIPAA violation. OP, get the HR lady fired.
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>>38199316
i just had surgery for a hernia in my ballsack. i got six weeks leave and everyone told me theyd be praying for me. you must work with some real pieces of shit.

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Why don't we just herd poors into privately-owned workcamps? It's a win-win, nobody has to look at them and they get to work, plus they're privately run so it's of no cost to the government
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>>38199241
>Why don't we just herd poors into privately-owned workcamps? It's a win-win, nobody has to look at them and they get to work, plus they're privately run so it's of no cost to the government
How is this a win for them?
Not saying this isn't a good idea but it might be hard to convince the poors, I mean you know how stupid and opinionated they are
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>>38199241
but but but i am poor and i dont want to be in a workcamp

SCREW YOU OP!
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>>38199303
>How is this a win for them?
they get to work for money and housing and stuff

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What is it with liberals being so defensive about cats and dogs? Theyre just like every other animal, what gives?

R9k agrees with me right?
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>>38199234
Die, animal torturer scum
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>>38199234
>conservatives don't like cats and dogs
No. Sage and report.
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>>38199234
>liberals
This isn't a political issue. Humans developed kinship with dogs and cats our history runs deep. Harming a pet is like harming a family member. You're just autistic and think it's okay.

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Why is it illegal to rape traps again?
By no means am I attracted to men, but I'd bent dat ass over and take what's mine in an instant.
Dating a trap is pointless. They don't feel love. You only want that ass, or you're attracted to mental illness. Why take a trap out to a nice dinner when you can hold it down in the backseat of your car and violate dat ass, free from consequences.
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>>38199233
ikr op

nothing but sexual objects that I want to unleash my lust inside of
I don't want to fucking date them, that is gay
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this is the future for all millenial males
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>>38199233
because not everybody is a 15 year old that can't fucking hold his sexual pulsions you fucking retard they're still human beings, even with a mental illness, just like you do OP you fucking mentally ill piece of garbage

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