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>>38201288
That only happens if you're a teen tho

As an adult you usually end up getting a court date from a police officer for petty thefts

>>38201324

Except I'm 21 but I do look younger than my age

>Fred Myer

You're lucky you're in Washington, here regardless of youre skin color, they'd just think you're a drug dealer.

My friend and I were walking around a Fred Myer in Ballard and loss prevention followed us the entire time, then approached us to tell us we looked suspicious as fuck and told us to gtfo

>>38201226
Poop on your dick is gross. Faggot.

Poop on your dick is gross.

Poop on your dick

>>38201176
killed myself

//spoilertag//oregano//spoilertag//

There's really no point dwelling on it too much, man. What's past is past.

>>38201176

what does tits feel, bros?

>>38201087
i've been on heroin and benzos for 4 years and those years went by in the blink of an eye

It's July, school starts in August. I'm a transfer student going into engineering school at a university, my credits from community college haven't even transferred apparently and now I'm stuck here waiting till tomorrow to call the university when their open and ask how this can be fixed so I can take the courses I'm supposed to. Also have to finish document on the student Gov website for my financial aid to go through. I shoudlve done all this shit back in the beginning of summer man. Now I'm stuck here panicking tomorrow hoping my shit from community college will go through. Procrastination is a bitch man.

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>tfw 28
>the 10 years after graduated highschool I literally haven't accomplished shit
>the next ten years are going to go by even faster

>not breaking up with her and telling her to get the fuck out of your house/car/life at that EXACT MOMENT

TICK TOCK KEK KEK

every second you dont block all contact with her you're already getting cucked dude

>>38201079
I'm going to do it probably. She told me how she usually likes darker guys but "I'm an exception :)"
Not even joking. I can't believe she said this.

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She wishes your dick was bigger

>>38201043
Only one you got on me is mentally ill. And I don't give a shit about sex. I just desperately want to have a cute innocent relationship. I want to be able to shyly hold hands going out for lunch, have our first kiss, play games on the sofa, etc...

It's not the same if she's done far more than that with another guy.

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if you're going to dehumanize us like that you're not going to make many friends op

>>38201043
>you know who's actually nice? A guy who isn't a loser.

W R O N G

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>>38200976
Kamidere with a hint of Sadodere
Such is expected of Fae God

>>38201154
Nisetoshi as well, actually

>>38200976
osananajimi and hajidere
i just want to be loved

>>38200914
>cute
>weeb
>community college
pick two

You don't and the you hang yourself

You need to get over the desire to have an attractive girl. You need to find an honest woman who you can trust and share real world responsibilities with. That's realistic.

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>>38200857
"It's called 'hard work' for a reason, champ."

wojak threads always make me laugh

>>38200857
Quit your job and leech off the government. You aren't gonna be working with that mindset. Might as well just enjoy yourself. If you work you die. Go all in and get every benefit you can. Be a leeching scum. This country is fucked anyway.

I have no goals, ambitions, or passion.

>>38200848
Being better than others people, TBQH.
Everything I do and have ever done has boiled down to this

>>38200856
Then why are you still here? You must have a reason you still wake up every morning otherwise you wouldn't

Actually I'd love to be a normie, except I can't because I'm most of those things you just mentioned

>>38200911
Oh me too. I wasn't denying the fact that so was I. I just am tired of people on this board pretending that if they had the chance, they wouldn't become a normie.

>>38200948
you are born normie, or you simply aren't.

OP again, I mean F-t-M transgender, I'm a fucking retard

>>38200756
have fun in your inevitably dysfunctional relationship, pal...You're dating someone with mental illness

>>38200814

I respect your opinion but that wasn't my question, my question was if reverse traps are gay

Why would a male self insert themselves as a woman?

>>38200884
If I'm watching two chicks go at it, it's for the show, not to self insert

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>>38200884
Isn't that normal?
I only fap when I'm the girl in the doujins, the most degenerate she is the more I self insert. from drugs, body modification and NTR to and prostitution.

Me. I tried a week ago and it wont connect in one spot on my chin so it looks stupid.

>>38200675
Real man shave their face. This isn't ancient Greece

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Me b-but at least I'm 6'1

>my apartment
>no car

Fucking poor wannabe rich guy.

>>38200652
you sound like a sheltered faggot, kys

>>38200768
no one who knows anything drives in NYC
>>38200806
rude desu