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>>38201898
>tfw when oneitis leave you
>tfw when sadder than before
>tfw can't tell if you are happy or sad

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>>38201898
holy shit. just kill yourself. she is sad because her boyfriend sucks but she would still rather be with him than with you. She doesn't give a fuck how well you are doing, how much money youre making or what, she is a worthless attention whore and she wants chads fucking abs and his big cock rather than your cash and friendship and average body. KILL YOURSELF

or fuck some other whore on tinder and forget about her,

your bitch ass better not respond if she ever contacts you

fagg0t

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>tfw this doujin with these two is super cute

https://e-hentai.org/g/804626/e433525a13/

>that guy that think he will win over Stacy after graduating engineering school and earning 60K a year but she's already fucked like ten millionaires

>That autist who I played Minecraft with to keep him from shooting up the school

I've got a story about this one if anyone wants to hear

>>38201924
Plz give us the greenies

There is not a thing i consume every day besides air and water. You are human excrement. The wasteful surplus of our species.

>>38201753
Those are medically prescribed pills thank you very much

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you're either a severely overmedicated schizophrenic or you have some sort of heart problem

OP here:
>Making music and playing an instrument
>Learning languages
>Working out
>Finance
>Stretching cock

>>38201690
getting cucked by niggers

Wasting time on this board.

Our schools haven't had "tiers" or "cliques" since the 1980s. This sounds like some middle age fag trying to imagine how their public school experience would apply to modern day archetypes. Fortunately things are much more complex than that. The nerds don't cower in the corner of the lunchroom gazing in awe at the tables of jocks or greasers or whatever anymore. There are groups of cool kids and autists, sure, but it's not as simple as that post imagines it to be.

I actually had very little idea how the hierarchy was when I was in school. All I knew was that I wasn't high but wasn't rock bottom either. Didn't know which cool kids were more popular than others. Didn't know everyone was dating until grades 8 and 9

>>38201678
That's not how my high school was. I went to school in Texas so we didn't have gay shit like drama. You had the sports players but they were on the same tier as the gang members. You had the Mexican gang and you had the black gang. Then you had the non gang members who liked to hang around the gangs. Then you had stoners. Then the nerds, who were treated pretty cool. Then you had the turbo nerds, the ones with the big black glasses and the buck teeth and acne, 90 lbs, following girls around the halls, etc.

purge it

Ask it to leave and call the cops

You're fatter than me fuck

This is an excuse to shill, but I'd appreciate if OP joined.

WpY84eJ

>>38201639
Hey! You quoted me! Neato

>>38201854
Just ignore this poster. May this be the only reply.

What was the topic and what did you say? I need more context.

>>38201582
You're the alpha in that situation. No doubt those girls who held different opinions were fucking slip N slides by the time beta chad was trying to hold you. Go back tomorrow and fugg the puss

Let me guess, bullshit liberal arts class right?

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I'm drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes all by myself. I wish I had the courage to jump down the fucking balcony.

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just had my first LSD trip last night. while the trip wasn't good nor bad I'm just really fucking depressed right now, more so than usual. I feel dead inside, I don't usually think of how lonely I am but now I can't stop. I'm sure its because there's literally no serotonin left in my skull which should only be the case for a week tops. I don't know if I can wait that long

>>38202609
>while the trip wasn't good nor bad
Are you sure you took LSD? You may not have taken enough. I've never heard of someone having a boring trip, it's usually a positive or negative experience.

killing myself requires effort

>>38201493
lack of motivation to kill myself coupled with the awareness that some people would be sad if I died and my contributions to the economy would cease. I don't think I'm really worth the carbon I'm made of, but I don't think I'm worth much less than anyone else. It's all a wash, so I might as well just exist until I don't.

saving up my cum for the next fap

>>38201485
I'm in a similar boat. I've lost all desire for money. I just want to exist. I will not wageslave. I can't. It makes me want to die more than I already do.
My hobbies have become largely dull, and everyday is more like a chore than anything. I'm alive still because I don't want to hurt my family but I pretty much running on fumes

>>38201485
>What do I do robots? I have absolutely no motivation at all. I have a loving gf

You can start by fucking off to >>>/adv/

It's hard to find motivation when you're stuck in the lazy/apathetic trap.
I don't know if it will work, but having a dream that you can strive for can be helpful.
Mine is pretty simple, I just want to get a good job so I can buy some land and make my own outdoor paradise.

How big is the benis and can you post pics?

>>38201463
are you a grill (female)(with a vagina?

>>38201559
No I can't post pics it's againzt the rules
She(male) has a 7 inch fatty

how hungry is her anus that it ate the stopper?

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>>38201454
The fault lies in the design of the buttplug. Those gem ones are trendy but a proper plug needs a base much larger than the toy like pic related. That's the reason why experts don't recommend that particular style

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>>38201714
Get a load of this buttplug expert.

>>38201436
Definitely. Lurking.

>>38201436
>>38201457
Here I am. What seems to be the problem?

>>38201502
No need to lie my friend, he'd never reveal his identity. It's not the kind of person he is.

>>38201316
it's still amazing every time I see it

then it hurts because you are right

>>38201316
what are hip dips
origfdg

>tfw brap hipdip gf