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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFUtikqVv1

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>>38202329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZPiOqhR6qP

Good evening op

>>38202329
Vocaroo threads are nice IDM'm bumping

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>>38202248
what's with that hat lmao? does she have CANCER?

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>>38202218
*insists on you seeing a manager; otherwise, you could always go elsewhere, speak with the manager there, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him him you're interested in the job. Then says, 'What've you got to lose, champ?'*

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>>38202218
Fuck HR departments. They're more selective than women. Tens of billions of applicants to one single job in this collapsing economy, and in the end, the CEO's brother's stepson's blonde fucktoy who "helped" out 3 times gets the job. Damn.

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>>38202218
>giving any sort of authority to completely undeserving and unqualified roasties
>if you can't speak their roastie language you're fucked
>none of this stops the corporate profit machine from spinning
>record highs in the stock market last month
>unemployment all time low
>can't get a job because I can't interview

Shit sucks.

>>38202196
>completely killed my libido

What's the secret OP?

>>38202196
How does one improve memory and intellect?

>>38202196

>Actualize the fact that society is anti-male, to the point of hatred and calling for genocide.

>Women have life on super ultra mega easy mode

>Fuck this, I will not be a part of it.

>Discovered a combination of anti-depressants, 2 anti-psychotics and 3 benzos remove all need for companionship, sex and love after years of experimenting with drugs.

>4 years living with the absence of wanting to fulfill a primary biological requirement as long as I take drug stack.

>Working on a QEEG + Neurofeedback therapy to modify brain more.

Dunno if it will work for others, but through trial and error I have transcended.

>>38202185
Middle school nothing much. They would just cuss a lot more than the average kid.

High school came and the hood rats in them began developing.

>>38202185
I honestly don't know, I couldn't understand a word they said.

>>38202185
They were nice to me. We used to shoot hoops together

>>38202151
dodged a bullet there anon
next you'd find out s(he) has a dick

let me get this straight, you're not gonna date a cute girl because she's the 'wrong" kind of Asian? wtf is wrong with you

>>38202289
lots of robots are so depressed and self-hating they think up any excuse to prevent themselves from succeeding

>any suggestions?

Stop eating until you die

https://www.completefoods.co/diy/recipes

make it yourself

>>38202143
I was going to get this too but it's too expensive, is it true that it makes you smell bad?

man i wanna kill myself LOL

>>38202064
Didn't watch the videos but did you know that picture is "blue shoes". A famous fit poster. Possibly for ironic reasons though.

>>38202064
Jacob go back to /plg/

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>>38202040
yeeee a hottie w a body

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> typed the normalfaggot

>>38202035
>a girl has found me attractive enough to agree to be my gf
>a girl has liked me so much she put my benis in her mouth
>I have felt wanted by another human being
>it's been a min tho so I'm sad like you guys :'(

>>38202035
If you really belonged here, you'd accept a girl no matter what she looks like.

Not because it's moral, because you're just that desperate.

THERE IS EXACTLY ONE FEMALE WITH A BF WHO RESPONDED
FIND HER AND KILL HER

>>38202061
KILL THE WITCH

>>38202027
Fuck Captcha. Bitch. And fuck Google.

>>38202007
What the fuck is with these raids all coming from the same IP?

>>38201057
>>38200463
>>38201801

Every single one of these threads and yours are coming from the same exact IP address.

>>38202052
>>38199643

Apparently so is this one.

>>38202007
lol I can tell this is VICE but what is the video anyone know? looks entertaining

feels good to calle calle

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>>38202004
>its a calle + random numbers episode
>type in calle nigger
>works

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>>38202034
What a nice pepe, I have the same one

>>38201999
Screencapped thanks anon

>>38201999
IM A CREEP

IM A WEIRDOOOOO


WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE

I DONT BELONG HERE

>tfw not original
I suppose that says something meaningful

>>38201999
So sad.

oreganoblox

>anon downloads questionable content
>hit delete button
whew that was hard
..almost as hard as not downloading questionable shit in the first place you fucking tard

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>>38201905
ask yourself these three things:
> is it illegal in your country?
> is it something you'll think you'll jerk off to?
> does your mom share the computer with you?

if the answer is "no" to all three you're fine
pic related, it's one of my "questionables".

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>>38201905
I only download clothed pictures with only girls, but idk if that's enough. I'd never touch an actual girl so it's not like I'm a predator, but a dude needs to nut. If the slut takes the picture with consent and uploads it, I don't see how I should be held responsible just by downloading it.

>>38202481
Normies need to leave.