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All sex havers are wiped out tomorrow morning. There are only virgins left alive. Is this new world worth living in? If you died leave this board
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i spend all my time on /r9k/ so probably wouldn't notice a difference
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>>38205088
It'd be like 80% dudes and the top 10% of them would just have a monopoly on all of the few remaining women. We'd be in the same situation but even worse, probably.
>>38205110
I haven't gone outside in months. I look like a glowing ghoul from Fallout.
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>>38205110
I'm sure you would notice less normalfag shitposts
Who else here /fearofcheating/?
Honestly I almost don't want to get into a relationship because even the thought of being cucked in any way kills me, which probably isn't healthy
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I think you are just a normalfag who wanted to use "cuck" to sound edgy. Go back to reddick please.
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>dat pic
>my plate during christmas's logo
It's the normies, they know and are making fun of us.
>shower head says peerless on it
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>>38205022
>never had a gf
>on my first job ever
>failed highschool
What's your r9k cred like?
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Men don't even deserve rights. We should all be enslaved to Women and all money we earn should belong to them. We are subhuman pigs who deserve to be whipped and beaten. The only reason we exist is to perform degrading and humiliating tasks for Superior Women.
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>>38204986
>tfw this will never be you
I would turn my face forward and take a big whiff of that foot on my face
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>>38204986
How do you end up having 5 skanks standing on you while you're all red faced on the floor ?
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>>38204986
how can women enslave men when we're stronger and more intelligent anon?
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>Ember ghost squad are all former boys turned into women by death
>Kills three boys and himself
>Believed they would become the ghost squad
Deepest lore
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Channel was full of videos building up to him becoming a ghost girl
It's pure kino if u were to binge watch it all
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>>38205027
I have and it is. Andrew Blaze was an anomaly. So severely autistic yet so awake. Can't quite describe him.
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If I kill myself and others can I join EGS, or is it exclusive? I want ghosty spook boobs.
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>sleepover your friends house
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
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leave, or if not, cover his naked ass.
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>>38204958
Ssk my friend why he's got a naked dude in his bed
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>not groping his butt
why is everyone on this board so fucking stupid?
I could swear a lot of you have sub 90 IQs
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>soft science
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>>38204928
I remember threads on /b/ back in the day that began with a JPG stating
>you are male
>you are 18-25 years old
>you live at home
>you have above average IQ
etc
and it basically just described the average user. I think r9k could be described similarly
>have mental health problems
>khv
>average or lower IQ
>no job
>no friends/family
>no hope
>suicidal ideation
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>>38204928
my IQ was tested and was 72
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i dont think its healthy to browse this board on a regular basis
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>>38204906
everything is completely fucked up.
I'll never be normal again. Now I'm just a toy for these psychos.
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>>38204906
but it is fun so its fine
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>>38204906
No worries, I'm going to kill myself soon anyways. 4 winds shotty for the instakill!
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itt: pic that make you feel something you shouldnt really be feelingrepressing is hard desu
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This one makes me feel sad.
Not entirely sure why. Maybe because I know in my own life it could be okay if I had the same attitude as the sargeant, but I don't so it's not gonna be okay. Also I feel like I've failed as a man. Maybe that's why this pic makes me feel sad. It shows me something I want to be, but never will be.
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Have the movie downloaded but haven't see it yet. Something about this poster is extremely melancholic
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Hello, robots. I took a few months leave from the boards and I figured I'll deliver a greentext of an adventure I had while away of attempting to help preserve the newest generation of girls.
>be me
>be 22 year old shut in
>my father is a pretty popular guy
>Brad more than Chad
>"Anon, you need to go out this is unhealthy."
>He pushes this every other day
>finally he pushes me to to his friends party one Saturday
>adult house party
>even though I don't go outside I'm pretty partial to drugs
>anxiety acting up badly
>I've been pretty indifferent about being alive lately so I take a lot of Tylenol 3 and Captain Morgan
>A LOT
>walking through party waiting for it to kick in
>see dad's friend's little brother
>he's the most annoying fucking juggalo
>I avert my eyes before he sees me
>BUT WAIT
>his little fucking 12 year old daughter is here
>this is a very intense party
>men in drag
>Chad and Stacey making out everywhere
>people are getting naked
>obviously drugs and alcohol everywhere
>he is bragging his gf who is younger than me dressed the little girl
>little girl is wearing short shorts and a ripped revealing Pink Floyd shirt
>I am mortified in my mildly buzzed stupor
>hero complex kicking in and mixing with muddled brain
>"I have to protect her!"
>flood of spergy anger at normalfags
>I actually know the girl fortunately
>I used to babysit her
>I walk over
>"OH. Hello, anon. I haven't seen you in a long time. I missed you."
>she starts telling me about her middle school life
>boys she likes and her "besties"
>normie kid but seems ok
>my vision starts splitting
>remember I took drugs
>oh boy.jpg
(to be continued)
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>>38204846
O shit niggy dis gun b gud
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I am patiently awaiting the continuation of this plotline
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(Continued.)
>shame setting in
>wishing she didn't have to see me intoxicated either
>realize it isn't half as bad as current party happenings
>her dad is getting high in front of her
>"Hey. Do you want to go upstairs and talk? This music is really loud."
>she agrees
>I head upstairs in front praying chad and Stacey aren't fucking up there
>coast is clear
>drugs getting really bad now
>I know I ODed but not enough to die
>it's getting late anyway
>she's obviously tired
>I know I'll go to sleep soon
>we sit on a sofa
>I turn on some relaxing Bowie
>"Your hair is so long, anon. Can I play with it?"
>"Uh. Sure."
>she throws her legs in my lap and begins touching my hair
>seems weird bit ok
>("she's j-just a good kid, r-right?)
>I really am completely out of it at this point but she seems sleepy
>feel relieved I got her out the party
>suddenly she gets in my lap and hugs me
>("relax, self, she isn't being weird")
>literally have lost sight now
>"Anon, you're so cute. You're so shy but I think you're beautiful."
>"uhhh"
>she is stroking my hair and I can feel her breath
>I start to feel sick
>she kisses my shoulder
>OhBoyJailTime
>I physically can't move
>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie
>she won't stop rubbing my abdomen all over
>then I hear footsteps
>it's her dad
>yep, straight to jail, I knew it
>"Come on, kid, we gotta get home."
>unphased by his kid straddling me
>she kisses my cheek and jumps up
>"Bye, anon!"
>she runs away
>I pass out around 15 minutes later probably
>wake up in a few hours
>remember
>vomit
>2 weeks later her dad took her phone for sexting girls
Is there any hope for sexual innocence, robots?
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I reached the point where i genuinely feel like my life is over already and i am just a spectator now.
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>>38204828
Life will get better if you get better
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>>38204828
Then turn of the computer and do something about it
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>>38204828
*gives you a hug*
Do you feel real now anon?
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Does crying make you weak?
I had a breakdown the other day after work, came back home and cried for a solid 40 min after realising how alone i am. I cry very very rarely, but does that mean im weak/cant handle shituations?
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>>38204827
Yes. Shove the pain deep down and get a brain tumor like the rest of us and quit being a pussy
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>>38204827
Crying is a release mechanism, holding it in just causes the emotion to become recurrent. Just let it out, you'll feel better and be free of the pain.
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>>38204827
Only if you cry over literally everything, and all the time as well. If it's only once in a while or after something serious, like somebody you happen to care about dying or something, then it's okay.
If it's over trivial things like your TV show not coming out with a new episode this week or some guy in the parking lot having the same kind of shoes you're wearing then yeah, it's weak and dumb.
Why aren't you guys finding friends in gender neutral bathrooms?
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what possesses a girl to want to be a guy anyway?
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>>38204813
they think they can cash in on the patriarchy meme they believe in
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>That fucking fashion sense that screams trans feminism
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WOULD JAPAN ACCEPT A BROWN MAN
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No, brown piggu go home.
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sure, why not they were nice to the chinese during ww2
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>>38204784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zos3JQkasQ
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Who else here can't speak proper English even though it's their first language?
>tfw I say shit like "catched" instead of caught and other similar fuck ups
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>>38204758
Broken English is cute to me
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>>38204819
That's great, unfortunately most people interoperate it as a clear sign of retardation
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>>38204897
Just read everything, from signs on the street to the back of your cereal box, basic stuff like that helped me learn English
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>Be me, 19 years old, fairly attractive, outwardly normie-like
>Go on Tinder date with 7/10 Stacy to Mexican place in town
>Everything is going great, making her laugh with smalltalk and jokes and the like
>She talks about how she gained like 20 lbs her Freshmen year at college
>I say "its alright, thicc is in and you're rocking it"
>We stay at the place for another hour, thinking, I thought it went great
>we text eachother afterwards saying how much fun we had and goodnight
>Out of boredom I go see if she has a Twitter account
>see pic related
>I'mfuckingdone.exe
>I deleted Tinder
>I'm so fucking done with having my self-worth being marginilized by a meat-market of swiping right or left
>I'm going to go to the University Gym 6 days a week and become attractive enough that I don't have to rely on the validation of shitty Tinder bitches to make myself feel attractive
>I'm not going to feel depressed and hate how I look for the rest of my life because some Tinder cunt thinks that she can have any dick she wants just like that
>This is a turning point for me and I'm not looking back
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Learn how to greentext goOd god
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I'm on the toilet taking a shit right now
I read your meaty green text and I feel happy that you are motivated. you don't need anyone else to validate your worth! take care of your self. look fit, be the best self u can be. I unironically believe in U
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>>38204753
I hope you've got actual resolutions to do this bc you sound just like me
>mfw can't greentext
She was making fun of you? Fucking roastie whores are so tricky to us dumb robots reeeeeeeeeeeeee