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how can i get the most realistic snuggle simulation out of pillows and bedsheets?
i want to be able to forget shes not real for a while
lying on my side clutching a pillow in my arms feels kinda nice but its not very convincing
advice? ideas?
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stick ur pillow n the oven n warm it up
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I find it helps a little if you listen to videos of girls whispering, making kiss sounds, etc. while you do this. To make intimacy fresh in my imagination I'll also read comics about cute girls while laying in bed.
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>>38208164
good tips, thanks
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itt: fetishes you wouldn't admit to in polite company
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>>38208092
why would literally anybody at all admit to any type of fetish in polite company
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>>38208092
Anything that involves sex at all. Do you not know what polite company is, OP?
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>>38208092
Loli tentacle rape. I'd admit to lolis, tentacles and rape, but they might find loli tentacle rape to be a bit out there.
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/r9k/ what is worse femanons or nor--
*biggie cheese steps in*
whats up im biggie cheese
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>>38208066
Hey Biggie Cheese, what up?
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>>38208066
yoooooo ma man BIGGIEEEEEE
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>>3820806
ITS NIGGY FUCKING CHEESE HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
end it
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It's my first time on this board, pls explain what this board is all about.
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>>38208050
ok so the first thing you need to do is leave
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>>38208050
>explain what this board is all about.
It's a board about nothing.
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>>38208078
then what the fuck do you people talk about all day
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You cannot be a robot unless you enjoy hip hop. Rap fans are the most persecuted group of youth in modern "society."
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>>38208033
does lofi hiphop count?
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>for the past few days I've been able to make frotn page trending threads on /r9k/
>getting all the (OP)'s a man can dream of
>((((blackbot))) comes along and gets butthurt every single time
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Nah, rap is pretty much everywhere, also
>listening to music with lyrics
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Opinions on stoicism?
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pretty good shit if you ask me
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It doesnt bother me
Muted
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>>38208028
My opinion doesn't matter, what is will be.
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>military normies actually think they're experiencing TRUE suffering
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>people actually join the military so they can say they aren't privileged
white people are masochists
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>muh i shot a muhammad daughter
>please feel bad for me
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I mean, when you're faced with the reality that all of your friends and comrades are not there anymore it kinda kills you inside, robot or normie or chad you may be
At least it's not the eastern front
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What is your record of most times cumming in a day?
I tried and aimed for 15 but only managed to do 10. Last 5 didn't evel feel that good anymore.
Picture kind of related because it was used while doing the personal record.
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>>38207971
>omorashi
this guy faps
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>>38207971
>What is your record of most times cumming in a day?
Probably around 180 times or so
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>>38208032
>180
uh, oh
How?
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>Add guy from here to be lewd
>We hit it off he's cute, we flirt, we give cuddles
>Known him for little more than a week
>He's calling me his bf and telling me he loves me already
I don't want to break his heart, and I don't want to lie to him. How much can he really "love me" in 10 days? He barely knows anything about me.
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I am willing to be that he is most likely like most of us and has abandonment issues. That being said,The best thing you can do is ghost him and hope he kills himself.
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There's a chemical called oxytocin that the brain produces when it's "in love". It's completely involuntary. I went through this shit a few months ago, met a really cool fembot, fell for her way too hard, and she had to break it off for my own good.
Don't blame him liking you too much ;_;
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Love hits hard and intoxicates those who rarely feel they receive interest.
Tell him to calm down and take it slow. Now that that's done, go enjoy yourself with your virgin companion.
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>tfw a NEET bitchs about being lonely and empty inside
You have no one but yourself to blame.
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i blame mommy and daddy for not teaching me social skills and leading empty lives in which the work shitty jobs, watch tv, and go to bed. they have no friends and no hobbies.
i never had a chance
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>>38207987
But you could change. Itd take awhile with the whole societal conditioning but eventually yould break the mold you were cast into.
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>>38207987
ok c u
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>I thought I was 6 inches all my adult life
>Turns out I'm 5'11''
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
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>tfw manlets never learn
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do you mean 6 feet? lol you fuckin negro op
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>>38207879
y-yes ;___;
im european, so i struggle with imperial
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I'm looking for a girl (or trap if you truly look like a girl) that's willing to take a snapchat pic with me in bed. It's so I can attract girls in my social circle through social proof. It has to look like we're just chilling and you took a snapchat of us 'without me noticing', there's no need to be naked or anything. The picture will only be visible to like 40 people on my list who all live in europe.
I'll pay you $150 and it should take 30 minutes tops, but probably more like 10.
Yes it's desperate and whatnot but I think it could work.
Let me know,
[email protected]
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What do you hope to achieve with this, OP?
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>>38207859
>What do you hope to achieve
did you even read the post?
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>>38207901
My apologies. Completely read through the social proof thing. My bad.
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>normies say not to watch anime or play vidya
>ask them what they like
>rap
>sports
>partying
>money
>interracial sex
>drugs
>feminism
>religion
>work
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>>38207771
All of those things involve interacting with other humans in-person. They all involve some form of socializing.
Anime and vidya do not. That's what they mean.
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>thinking all religion is bad
Wew kiddo i think you should go back to b.
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>>38207787
There is nothing objectively good or important about socializing, especially considering the quality of modern socializing.
I FELL FOR THE FUCKING NOFAP MEME
> 22 year old
> feel like shit
> libido of a 60 yo man
> lifestyle of a neet
> try nofap
> its been 2 weeks
> still neet
> still feel like shit
> just fapped
Basically I realized that the whole point of nofap was to get you out of the house to talk to girls and shit. If u nofap and NEET at home it practically does fuck-all.
Fuck me im stupid
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>>38207651
Correct you are indeed stupid
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>>38207651
You're fucking retarded
wioefw
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>>38207651
I think the idea is that it motivates you to get out and talk to women, which it obviously didn't do. So I'd say it's nofap that's stupid.
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Go on craigslist in our areas and post results, post the local cringe.
Pic related. This was the VERY FIRST article on misc romance.
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>>38207591
It's really sad that everyone is like 35+
I had to google the terms. FWB is friends with benefits.
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>>38207647
Hello? What did she mean by this?
>7 I'm available 9 so games4.
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I don't want to screen cap but here.
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/m4w/6193104461.html