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Hi /r9k/
I'm a 20 year old robot
My mom is sending me on a trip to europe (one of those rich kids 20 day bus tours, my parents make a combined 80k a year but they saved for this) because she thinks it will snap me out of my autism and make me a normie. I've done research about these things and it's all just rich chad's and stacies drinking and partying during the whole trip. I've been avoiding thinking about it but I leave this evening. I'm fucking terrified. I have to go or my mom will get angry and might throw me out. I've been going to college and doing okay but I won't be able to live on a bus with forty normies for twenty fucking days.
please help me /r9k/
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>>38210172
Try and convert them OP, or else suicide is your best option
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Better acquire a taste for drinking lad, it's the only way you'll survive.
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Sneak out to a brothel and lose your virginity.
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>that kind, pretty daycare teacher in her early-mid twenties with pale skin, dark hair, and frecklesand a really big chest that I was just beginning to uncomfortably notice at that agewho was very interested in and was going to school for painting and graphical design
>I was really into art and drawing things, and we would always talk and she would show me things she made and I would show her my drawings
>began to realize I was crushing on her at some point, but suppressed the feelings because I knew it was completely hopeless since I was only something like twelve years old
>was always happy to be with her and always offered to help her clean around the daycare
>have only a few snapshot memories of her
>one I have was of her sitting across a long table from me while I must have been working on something, and singing "Feliz Navidad", leaning forward slightly while looking in my eyes and putting her hand on her chest and singing with a passionate voice and look in her eyes on the line "from the bottom of my he~art"
>putting her hand on her chest caused me to look at her cleavage, and then look away embarrassedly, wondering if she was singing that line to me, and figuring she had surely seen me looking at her chest
>another was her sympathizing with me and giving me apple juice when I was constipated and she knew I was embarrassed
>one of the last times or maybe the last time I saw her, she offered to show me around an art college, and when I met her there, she gave me a hug that made me embarrassed,mostly because I was aware of her chest in her white T-shirt and was trying not to squish up against her,but I was really happy to be with her there
>when I went into middle school I left the daycare and didn't see her anymore
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>tried to keep it up through middle school, taking a drawing class and working on my ideas, making comics and computer art, but gradually lost confidence and ended up giving up completely on visual art by high-school
>she probably had a boyfriend then, and since I've been in college for approaching two years, she's no doubt married with kids by now
>have since high school gradually given up on music and writing too
>realize that all I've ever wanted of a friend or romantic partner this whole time was just someone to share those pursuits with
>realize that the reason I've always been strangely drawn to Kaoru from Amagami years before I even watched the show or started playing the game was because she looked so similar to her, mostly her hair and face
I hope she's happy where she is now.I miss you, Ms. Katie.
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>>38210126
Idk if its just my mood today, but this gave some pretty good (mixed) feels.
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>>38210126
Damn it anon this is sad. I hope you can find that special someone to be with.
SAD ASIAN GIRLS CLUB
>Be working yesterday
>Notice cute punk AZN girl with Skrillex Adventure Time haircut
>Bout to leave
>See tattoo on chicks arm
SAD
ASIANS
GIRL
CLUB
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNLurbThUWg
>graphic design with social/political discourse that surrounds our identities as East-Asians who are living in western spaces.
>>advocating for marginalized bodies, decentering whiteness and privilege
I was figuring out which board to shitpost this on first. I ended up choosing you /r9k/ instead of /pol/ . . . I bet there are SAD ASIAN GIRLS CLUB bitches ree'n right now on this board lol
Guess your art project isn't as successful as you thought it would be. . . hence working 3rd shift at a warehouse. What is wrong with society today ROBOTS?
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Hmm yes original
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>>38210069
>WE ARE NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOUR
>SHITTY
>STARCRAFT RECORD
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>>38210085
>WE DO NOT MASTURBATE TO TENTACLE PORN
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I'm a 22 yr old Elliot Rodger clone.
Kissless virgin, no friends, never had a GF or even come close.
I want to date the girl in the pic. How do I achieve this, /r9k/?
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Stop being a faggot op that's how.
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>>38210020
u have to accept that you probably aren't going to get that girl, because she's way out of ur league
once accepting that, u can go for girls who are more average looking.
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>>38210020
Better do it quick. If you really are an Elliot clone, you don't have long to live.
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Have you ever settled for the homely girl who for some mystical reason was really into you? Was it worth it?
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>>38209984
>someone ever being interested in you
leave normalfag
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>>38210009
Fuck you I'm a khv but getting desperate now
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>>38210090
No, no. Fuck you.
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From what I can tell Godwinson is an altright Anglo who has transcended to become a mouthpiece for motivating NEETs to be better people. He's only small at the moment but the content he puts out is very high quality.
He's pretty much an expert on the NEET condition and the factors that cause a lolcow to come about.
Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
An example of his analytical work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXHxlMdfCE
His various calls to action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv1rkhhNZu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABwQTqiEnuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Ark_Gb24M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgot5dRzQU8
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RARE BLACK ADAM
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>>38209969
>an analysis of Neet Louis
Is this an example that actually happened and was recorded?
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>>38210071
Yes, it is quite triggering tbqh. My anxiety goes off the scale when I watch that video.
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>order pizza from new joint close by
>tell me I can pick it up in twenty minutes
>fifteen minutes later I walk down
>tell ugly ginger chef I've placed an order and I've come to pick it up
>he asks me what I've ordered, I tell him
>he starts making the pizza, ask again what topping, I have to tell him
>sit down with fat families eating and talking loud
>twelve minutes go by before pizza is ready
>pay, tip and walk out with pizza
>feel anger build up while leaving
>yell "next time you better have my fucking pizza ready when I come"
>walk home feeling badass
The pizza was really good. It's a shame I can never return
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>>38209943
>never happened
Try again 6/10
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>>38209943
>get poor service
>still tip
Is there anything more cucked?
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>pay tip for a carry out
why
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How do I avoid paying taxes? I don't want to pay for chad and stacy's love life if I don't have a gf. Society has done nothing for me so they don't deserve a single cent of mine. I will pay for my own healthcare if I ever need it, I pay for my own food, I pay for my own transport, I pay for fucking everything I need myself and I have had enough of being the involuntary beta bux for every couple in this country like an ultimate cuck.
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>Society has done nothing for
That's where you're wrong kid.
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>>38209804
I suppose you will also pay for public illumination, road maintenance, pest control.... Wait, doesn't this sound like taxes?
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>>38209804
and the food you buy comes directly from farmers that have not benefited from any subsidized practices paid for using tax-money.
The idea that it is currently possible to live outside the system is laughable m80.
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Who /hate old people/ here?
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>move everywhere slowly
>ignorant of their surroundings
>complain about others while being the biggest nuisance themselves
>always want something from you
>always make everything your fault
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>>38209711
damn, that's like robots except for the moving everywhere slowly part
robots just sit there
old people confirmed for being great
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one thing i hate about them is they can;'t hear.
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>>38209711
It sickens me that there are old people at all. Who the fuck wants to live that long? Who doesn't kill themselves before the age of 30 these days? Fucking pigs
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What is this called where you are from anon?
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>>38209706
Bounty
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>>38209706
Ice cream bar
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>>38209715
We call it a choc ice, a bounty is that coconut thing nobody eats in a celebration box
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>that cute teenager girl you saw outside has already sucked a dick and swallowed cum
>you haven't even kissed a girl
It hurts so much to know that some obnoxious fuck took her purity away
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> some obnoxious fuck
What makes you assume that? What makes you so much better than the hypothetical lover you imagined for some random teenager?
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>>38209683
why should you be the one who takes her purity away and not him? are you special in some way?
you sound like a youngfag, a lot of girls are still pure. you just have to try.
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Don't feel bad OP
There are still pure girls out there, it's just very hard to find them.
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>made a program
>feel really fucking proud of myself
>posted it on github
>saw another similar program made by a 12yo which is 500% better than mine
>go cry in the corner
How can I cure my insecurity?
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>>38209682
steal the best features from the kid
claim that you thought of it yourself
do it better
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>>38209682
what did you make
post it
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>>38209682
By accepting that there are better posters that have threads with hundreds of replies and that someone else made that meme your using.
Research what people like about something, find what they think is missing and use your skills to bring it together. best of luck
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The dance team at the local high school is having a car wash this Saturday. How is this allowed? If I want my car cleaned, I can go to a real car wash that would do a better job. As far as I can tell, the only reason I'd want to get my car washed by a bunch of underage girls in tight tops and tiny shorts is if I was a pervert. How is this acceptable?
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>>38209648
Well, sprinkle a bit of dirt on your car and go enjoy those underage titties.
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>>38209668
I mean, the girls have to know that's why people are coming, right?
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>>38209726
No shit. They know exactly what's happening and will manipulate creepy old perverts like you into giving them money.
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Someone stole my whole check
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Tonight and early this morning has been a big fucking ordeal. I work at Krispy Kreme and when I get my check direct deposit it comes around 1 or 2 in the morning.
For some reason after I got my 264 bucks it says immediately that it's been western unioned and I'm fucking stuck trying to get my cash back and they're telling me it's too late.
Bro, that was all the money I had. I dont have any other means for money. How can I get to work, how can I eat for the rest of the week. My life has been getting worse and worse but come on man. Really? Like I'm about to fucking cry over this shit man. How do I lose my money and I can't do shit about it. All they did was freeze charges to my account but they didn't think tell me who or what charged me in the first place. I never even used western union
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>>38209633
Well that fucking sucks, can't you just crash at the bank or whatever until they tell you what the fuck is going on? Stay calm though, don't go loony in there, just refuse to leave until they give you some info.
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post PayPal and some way of proving your OP . Who knows good things may happen
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How can a check be stolen? I'm not American so the concept of checks is a bit foreign to me. Do they have to steal your identity too to cash it?
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What do you do with so much free time? Do you waste it or rather try to be productive in a way? What made you a NEET? Do you plan on getting a job in a future?
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If I don't have my life together to the point that I don't have a job and am not in education, why would I have the willpower to spend my free time productively? Even normies with jobs find it difficult to do that.
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So, I'm not NEET yet, but will be at the end of the year. With this time, I'm going to take some time off, maybe take a holiday or two, and try to come up with a new life direction.
I made myself NEET, since I've been working toward the NEET/FIRE lifestyle for a long while.
As for future jobs, I don't think formal full-time employment is in the cards anymore. It seems like a waste of time at this point. I'd rather focus on starting businesses and enjoying what I have.
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Been a Neet for a year. All I did was play video games and watch Anime. I always tell myself to do productive things but I always fail in the end. I am now currently studying in a school.