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Robots who commited suicide, do you regret it?
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sounds like none of them did. You should try it too. Let us know if it wasn't worth it
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Is this a board for dead people? Did everyone on r9k kill themselves? Are we all dead? Are you asking if we regret killing ourselves?
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>>38210943
Yes. Even death did not allow me to escape this place.
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>snuck out the window at midnight
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>Really want a coke
>Go walk half a mile at 2 AM whilst singing to myself to get it
I am proud of myself for that desu
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>>38211638
yeeee its so comfy when nobody is out there.
i have this weird thing where i black out though sort of
I think I might be anemic
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That is definitely not Aya's egg.
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hey guys is my belly cute? hehe :3
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Good god, man. That is vile.
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beautiful fucking tits, my man
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>>38210951
thank you! can you compliment my peepee also? uwu
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Hi, /r9k/
I'm a 20 year old robot.
My parents are sending me to Guangzhou to live with my grandparents because they think I spend too much time in front of my computer and that I need to get out of the house. I've been avoiding thinking about it, but I leave tomorrow. I have to go, or my mom and dad will get angry and throw me out -- my collection of anime figures with me. They told me to look my grandparents in the eye and firmly shake their hands when I get there, and that I could ask them to buy me a computer when I get settled.
Please help me, /r9k/.
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>>38210847
If you don't shake their hands firmly don't come back. Dad raised a man, not a pussy
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I unironically like this forced meme
Good job op
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>>38210847
just bee yourself OP also I wouldn't even try going on 4chan China has some really autistic censorship laws
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Is this illegal in the UK? 2017-07-07 02:58:29 Post No.38210837
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Is this illegal in the UK?
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>pretend to be a 12 yo on omegle
>get a pedo to agree to fuck
>tell them to meet up somewhere public
>go take a photo discreetly
>later threaten them online saying I'll report them to the police unless they send 1,000 pounds in bitcoins to an address
>tip off the police anyway
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>>38210837
The baiting bit, the photography bit, and the blackmail bit are all illegal in the uk.
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It could be extortion, you should consider contacting a lawyer or something.
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Yes, its blackmail.
>>38210854
Wait, in bongland its illegal to pretend to be 12 and ask someone to fuck?
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>browse 4chan
>see someone use one of the images I made
>happens from time to time
Anyone else know this feel? It's pretty great
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what's the image OP?
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>>38210846
This one
originalo
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>>38210846
and this one
olanigiro
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What is the story behind these two? Why is Apu Apustaja being strangled by spongebob? Why does spongebob hate Apu?
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>>38210707
pic related too too
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Go on ylilauta.org/b/ and ask the newfag jonnes there. They are the ones spamming that shit meme
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>>38210716
evidence material too to
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Tomorrow I shall embark on an epic quest to find a dustpan. I will venture deep into hostile normie territory.
If you have any tips or an adventure to share so I can prepare myself better, it would be most welcome.
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>>38210705
Take a shower before you go
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Bring a backpack to easily bring back the artefact you are looking for. Make sure that you are well hydrated, take a bottle of water with you. Also could you please bring me some crisps when you're out?
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>>38211113
If I encounter any crisps on my travels I will take them with me. I will equip myself with my trusty backpack. Thank you for reminding me of hydration potions, I will need those for sure. My steed got stolen by evil thieves so it will be a long journey on foot.
>>38210946
Won't my armor rust though?
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*sees you approaching the store with resume in hand, your dad not far behind after having dropped you off*
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>>38210693
H-hello s-s-sir. C-can I- um. M-may I speak? W-would you maybe hire me to re.... reeeee....re-refill that coffee?
*hastily reaches out hand for a firm handshake*
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>>38210798
"Ah-ah-ah. No talkie before I've had my coffee, kiddo. You've already failed the first test."
(What is it with kids and getting between a man and his coffee nowadays?)
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>>38210821
*legs it*
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>be me
>develop latina fever
>have to learn spanish so i can tell when she is cursing me out in spanish
>very fertile so have to pull out if i have sex
>blow up like a balloon if they dont take care of themselves after a few kids.
how do i rid myself of this affliction?
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>>38210686
>trying to rid yourself of the most tsundere women
why?
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tfw no latina gf that bullies me in spanish and i dont understand what she's saying
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>>38210722
>tfw no latina mamacita gf that cooks and cleans
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It's not like i'll actually an hero but i keep thinking of it. Sometimes i feel like everything is so pointless
But i have a mom and dad and if i an hero they'll never accept or understand it isnt their fault
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So to distract myself from feeling like life is pointless i keep doing things that dont really make sense
I took off from my home all of a sudden with a one way ticket to another country with 1 month of preparation
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And i made a few friends from 4chan so meeting some of them once every 1~2 years is my motivation to live poor and spend all my money going to see them in different parts of the world
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I dont know why im writing this right now
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should i delete my school friends from 2 years ago from steam so i cut all the contanct and forget them? i dont really talk with them and i think if they are gone i find it more peacful
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>>38210634
>should i delete my school friends from 2 years ago from steam so i cut all the contanct and forget them? i dont really talk with them and i think if they are gone i find it more peacful
I did this right after I left high school and there are pros and cons to this
Pros - definitely more peaceful
Cons - I have not had friends since high school
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>>38210675
do you think it would be awkward to meet them irl and they ask why u deleted them
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>>38210698
>do you think it would be awkward to meet them irl and they ask why u deleted them
I moved far away for college
chances are minimal
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Too normie for the robots. To autistic for the Chad's.
I can pass for a chad based on looks, but my robot ways keep me from alpha status. I get tastes of the good life. Ama.
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>>38210598
Have you been ugly before? (Fat, acne, etc...)
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>>38210598
>I can pass for a chad based on looks, but my robot ways keep me from alpha status
That's not true Normie's.When chad acts goofy then find it "interesting and cute"
When a robot acts goofy heres a "repulsive creep"
Whether you acknowledge yourself as a Norman or not , you sure as hell don't belong here
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>>38210598
>>38210629
im alpha good looks (10/10 literally) and all
but too autistic to make real connections with normies
i have gf and friends but normies dont get it
and robots are too pathetic
INTP btw
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At ages 18-19, 24.2% of surveyed men in the USA had never had sexual contact with the opposite sex.
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what is your excuse /r9k/? There is still hope for y'all
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>>38210919
I dunno anon
>Knowing that your average 15 year old probably knows more about how to talk to and seduce a woman than you do.
Knowing that the kid with the cracking voice telling you that he will fuck your mother probably has a higher chance of doing so than you getting laid.
Also funnier is knowing some us might be successful in other areas of life, like our careers or hobbies, and yet still unable to do such basic shit.
It's like we're the guy trying to open a pickle jar, struggling, using our shirts to get a better grip, and going nowhere with it, only to have a small kid take it out of our hands and effortlessly open it.
This is comedy folks, and I'm laughing, inside.
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>>38210554
The percentage is probably higher. Males lie about getting puss all the time. Hurts male honor to admit you're a virgin. I'd say the percentage is more like 40-50%
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Only original comments allowed edition
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>>38210537I prefer girls to boys
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>>38210269
I'm 19 so probably fit in that demographic you're on about lad, heres some of the stuff my age are listening too
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repostin because this is an interesting topic I want to discuss
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3st for the official recognition of ebin as a normie and stud. the kid has basically lost his virginity