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Start cleaning your room anon
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Fuck you I'm gonna clean all of them!
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But I need to clean my kitchen, my room is fine.
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I can't wait until the jordan peterson fad ends.

hope he enjoys his job at Mcdonalds.

>Anon, please send me a shirtless picture of you ;)

wat do?
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>you first ;)

oreo
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>boldly show her my flabby joke of a body
>she perceives confidence

feels good man
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>>38211632
You'll see it in person once you come over. Provided I see yours first.

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Hey /r9k/, when was the last time you changed your mind about something you believed?

Not "found information to support a new/recently acquired belief." I mean specifically when your understanding of a specific topic or subject was confronted with contradictory information that you believed was credible enough that it changed or reversed your opinion.

>What was it?
>What was the new information?
>How did you find that information / who presented it to you?
>How long did it take for you to change your mind?
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It happened a few years ago. I always believed that people should strive to be debt free, but after I started looking into it more, I now believe the opposite.

The good results speak for themselves.
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>>38211705
that's an especially weird revelation, how did you come to it?
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>>38211769
Mostly, just by doing the math. I actually couldn't believe what I was seeing. But, after talking about it with some more experienced people, they verified it and I had to accept it.

Numbers don't lie

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do you really hate women or are you just bitter they don't give attention to you becasue you are ugly as sin?
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>>38211579
They are extensions of Mother Europa crying out for help. It is a sign that she needs our help more than ever.

We need to fight climate change and factory farming.
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>>38211579
What if i dont have women?
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>>38211579
I'm objectively handsome and get shitloads of attention from women. If anything it makes me hate them more because of how transparently cockthirsty they are.

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What's a decent beer I can pick up in any store that'll give me a good buzz? I've become immune to Blue Moon.
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>>38211559
Pic related. Top tier gas station beer
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>>38211686
quite possibly the most disguisting beer, and just a proof that eurofags have better beer
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>>38211686
I have no idea what this beer tastes like, but the copy of it I brewed was pretty good.

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I FUCKING HATE NORMIES AND THEIR LIFE

>be me 26 years old robot
>20 year old cousin visits us
>call him Chad from now because he is Chad
>he wants to borrow my tent for a music festival
>mom says "you have to ask anon if you want it"
>I don't care "yes take it"
>mom then realizes "I have a better idea, take anon with YOU"
>this can't be right
>this can't be fucking right
>Chad doesn't care "ok"
>mom is hyped as fuck
>Chad leaves he tells to my mom he will return in four hours
>mom starts to pack MY things
>"mom please I don't want to go"
>"no anon, go, for me, I am begging you leave the house and have a good time for once"
>I can't say no for some reason
>Chad comes for me, with his another Chad friend
>we drive to the festival site, they are talking all the time I am silent
>at the festival site we build our tent, and then we go out
>Chad and his friend are having fun with other normies and girls
>I am just standing there with a drink, watching them
>there is a concert with lot of girls
>Chad tells me to go there and start to dance close to them "they are waiting for you anon"
>I know I would fuck it up anyway and my stomach trembles in fear so I say no
>"your loss pal"
>Chad and his friends are dancing and flirting with girls now
>I return to my tent and I start to read a book
>Chad comes back in four hours with a girl
>they are semi drunk, laughing and kissing
>"Anon give us the tent" just like this no please nothing
>"w-well ok"
>I leave the tent like a bitch and they close it
>you can guess what they did there
>After night came I kinda give up they will let me back there, so I found a place to sleep under a tree (there were lot of drunken fucktards sleeping on the ground anyway)
>when morning comes I return to our tent and Chad
>girl is not there
>I decide to man the fuck up and I wake up Chad, and I told him not to do things like this anymore because it is my fucking tent and he can't lock me out
>"Well fuck you anon. You are a loser."
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>>38211530
>"find a girl tonight, and I will gladly sleep outside now. But we both know that won't happen cause you are a loser"
>say fucking nothing
>he is going to eat something with his friend
>as soon as they leave I packed my things and I left the festival and went home with a taxi and a train
>tell my mom that I didn't like it, she starts to cry that I can't socialize with anyone while my cousin was such a good guy that he took me
>she tells me how my life is a wreck

FUCK THIS

FUCK ALL OF THIS
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>>38211530
>spend all post regaling us how you're such a loser
>get mad at your cousin for telling you you are a loser
pottery
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>>38211616
Fuck you. Why did they have to force me to go?

Why was he such an asshole? If I stand up for myself I am a loser?

Fuck you you are a fucking normalfag too.

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>chad brother is getting married
>being the walking normie cliche that he is, he's having a stag do in Las Vegas and getting married on a beach in Florida (we're britbongs)
>because i'm his brother i have to go with him on this fucking trip
>Get invited to a 'group chat' with his 'lads'
>They're talking about going to strip clubs, night clubs and drinking basically the entire time we're there
>they're already planning to 'hit up a brothel' even my brother - apparently its ok to cheat on your fiancee if its in Vegas according to normie logic
>4 fucking days of drinking, being sociable and wasting money on LITERAL whores
>i'm supposed to act like this is the best and most fun thing ever
>i'm NEET so have had to borrow a bunch of money off my parents driving myself into debt because i 'have to go'

I seriously want to fucking die, i hope the plane crashes. what the fuck am i going to do
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>>38211526
oh and we're going to a 'pool party'
>I'm a ghost pale hungry skeleton covered in scars from being a teenage edgelord
>Then later in the holiday a fucking water park

And after this wonderful trip is done, we then fly over and go spend a week in Florida in a house with all of our and her extended family - who you would think are old enough to know better than 'DUDE DRINKING LMAO' but apparently aren't
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You could ask to go to the strip club or brothel or w/e with them, then take a picture of them entering the thing or when they're distracted.
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>>38211576
I don't want to blackmail him or anything like that

I couldn't give a fuck about whether he is loyal to his girlfriend or whatever - i just don't want to fucking go.

They're vastly underestimating the prices and i'm not being dragged to some place in the middle of fucking nowhere to pay $300 to get my dick sucked by some literal roastie through a condom

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If crime was legal for a day, what would you do?
Would you take the opportunity to release years of built in hate and rage or hide like a pussy?
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>>38211321
start smashing and burning shit. get some friends, make some homemade bombs, and just have fun blowing shit up in the desert
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>>38211321
I would try to protect my loved ones more than anything
And I would also record whats going on around me to ruin some reputations if people do some illegal stuff
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would smuggle as much steroids as i can get

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Can we all just take a step back from our opinions on Women for a second?
Every time I come on this site I always see a thread that is attempting to degrade and "expose" women. Do you guys truly believe what you put on those threads? That all women are monsters? That all women want chad?
If you do actually believe so, can you please detail your experiences with them. If you also carry the opinion of men being better than women (in whatever way) then I would also like you to explain that.

Please, I've been on this website for 2 years now and I've never understood this. I need some clarification.
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Of course there are always exceptions, but you won't survive making plays based around those, so its safer just to assume all woman are bitches and whores, and you'll even be more successful with them with this mindset, so you can't lose.
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>>38211318
People are bored and bitter so they post the same inane shit every thread all day. What do you expect. I'm sure people genuinely believe what they say but you have to keep in mind the average poster here is probably around 15-20 and in school and has never talked to a girl in their life besides a few off hand times
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>>38211318
Fuck off roastie.
Oregano parsley

everyday is a relative coming to my house and telling me what to do with my life without actually doing nothing to help me
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>>38211310
Rather than knowing whats up, what do you want to do with your life OP?

What can you do for yourself?
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>>38211334
I mean i'm in college and trying to find a job which is proving to be pretty hard but they come here everyday saying shit
I mean if you want me to have a job so badly then give me one
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>>38211310
"Champ, all you've gotta do is show up, speak with the manager, give him your resume, and top it off with a nice, firm handshake. That's all there is to it."

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Does anyone ever get this feel where your chest feels heavy and tight on the inside like it's sinking and it's very very uncomfortable

What is this called?
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Sometimes i have a simmiliar feel, usually after a nap, i stopped caring and got used to it
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I get it when im lying in bed thinking of how life is pointless and usually before i cry
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>>38211289
Yeah happened to me a few times before. It's related to heartbreak but it's hard for me to put my finger on what exactly it is.

Happens to me when I'm going through some bad shit.

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What can I draw for you /r9k/? I mostly draw silly cute doodles, just tell me what to draw and maybe I'll do it.
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i recognize you, Italian girl.
Draw a boa constrictor.
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>>38211202
Can you draw me a cute Ant?
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Hi anon, can you make a silly doodle out of this?

I would be very happy!

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Just found the best subreddit ever:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackWorldOrder/
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bwo?
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>>38211177
haha le epic subreddit op haha XD now we don't have to stay here haha. in fact lets never come to r9gay(XD) again and stay back on leddit hahaha XD
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>>38211177
wtf is wrong with his feet

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How do females survive knowing it's all just downhill after 15 years old?

Young girls are perfect but then they just rot as they get older. It must be terrible knowing that you peak at 14 and then men prefer you less and less every year.
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Chad doesn't give a shit and helps further inflate the egos of this people.

Once upon a time 15 year old girls getting married was common place but its not anymore I wonder why...
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>>38211051
u know, have u ever wondered if women say similar things about men?
do you think that if u were a woman u would still agree with this?
this is usually what goes through my mind when i see this garbage on 4chan
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Why do you think most women only talk and revolve their life around fashion, make up and plastic surgery.
It's a very common fear among them. Just look at hollywood how much old cunts are mutilating themselves just so they have a chance at competing with the fresh meat.

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>Your oneitis posts this on her wall, how do you react?
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>women signal virtue on social media

Sit down and awe at the predictable?
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welp time to unfriend
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I wish people would show this kind of support for pedos. But no they just want to circle jerk about how they're not racist even though racism hasn't been popular for 40 years.

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