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What music are you listening to right now or when browsing /r9k/, /r9k/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME3ODY66GjU
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>>38212535
i'm playing osu! in between browsing so I guess i'm listening to mr busdriver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHc4u-1QIk
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>>38212535
I am listening to the sound of my AC, I really cant focus on things while listening to music.
I'm not that smart

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Any robots here have any experience with music courses at college?

I've been a NEET for 3 years and teaching myself guitar for the same amount of time i can play decently but don't know anything about music theory but want to learn so i can write my own music decently. i wanna know if its actually worth it or its a meme.

might also meet edgy girls and try not sperg out.
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>>38212490
SOMEONE GIVE ME ADVICE
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i make beats on my laptop hmu if u need some heat to spit too
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>>38212837
What kinda beats you make?

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I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, MY LIFE WAS OVER BEFORE IT BEGAN. I CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER A DAY BEING A 5'6 OLIVE SKINNED SHITALIAN SHARTMERICAN. I WILL ALWAYS BE SUBHUMAN, I WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Are you sire youre not Muslim? Im 5'11 Mexican with a little bit of Italian and Spanish. My grandpa and grandma where huge and pure european
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>>38212459
>>38212406
FUCK YOU LEAF MY PAIN IS NOT FUNNY
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Italian guys are sexy, especially the short dark ones

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>mfw the beta uprising isn't just fed-up men, it's a plague
Praise KeK. Post yfw roasties BTFO.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/07/untreatable-gonorrhoea-superbug-spreading-around-world-who-warns
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>>38212296
Based STDs
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>3 cases

Dear Lord, we must stop all sex immediately.
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>>38212504
>770 years ago

>3 cases

Dear Lord, we must quarantine all plague victims.

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Why do normies hate these things so much? Doesn't seem any worse than any other children's' toy craze to me.
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Because adult manchildren buy them.
I also hate them.
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>>38212279
The only people who buy them are normies.
they buy them, make shitty memes about them and say they just use them ironically and condemn everyone who uses them but not themselves
cus you know... they're just doing it ironically
It's like if someone sucks a guys dick and then say his not gay because he's jsut doing it ironically to make fun of gay people


I don't see the big deal anyway, it's just a toy
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>>38212343
By that logic every childrens toy ever should be widely hated, but it just seems to be these things.

I don't own one but I don't really see how they're any worse than those miniature skate boards kids used to play with. It seems like the new cool thing for normies to hate like the latest CoD game, Twilight or Justin Bieber music.

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Post a feel ITT.

>tfw she's forgotten about you.

I miss you Anna
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Tfw my dads health is in bad shape and he can barely walk

I'm scared
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>>38212176
May I ask whats wrong with him?
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>tfw hiding from people for an year or so
so far it's pretty comfy

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i have spent too much time in my room latly, havent been outside in weeks think im legit becoming insane at this point, no other cure is there to my insanity than a juicy virgin hymen of a pure girl, but even that small task is denied, women live to make me miserable. I will not tolerate this sexual starvation any longer
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>>38211988
Rape is bad anon
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>>38211988
Virgins are overrated anon
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>>38211988
Going to jail because of rape is bad, anon.


Have you ever thought of chemical castration? it's better than nothing, you won't crave pussy anymore and live a happy life afterwards. Also, you avoid being raped in jail.

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Did any other robots here get /fit/ just so they can beat the shit out of Chads?

Let me tell you a story.

>be in 4th grade
>very nerdy and awkward, into strange things
>get constantly bullied emotionally and physically by 3 Chads in my neighborhood
>one is blonde, another is a redneck, the this is a nigger
>get lots of anxiety and cry every night at home
>watch Naruto
>decide to stand up to them
>fight like a weeb and get the shit beat out of me
>fight hand hurt very badly
>tell parents what happened
>they sign me up for a gym which has everything, boxing, weights, etc.
>start training by myself because personal trainers were too expensive, have no idea what I'm doing
>be boxing one day and meet this buff black guy
>turns out he used to be a coworker of my mom's
>he teaches me better form, how to punch with more striking power, etc.
>tells me I should never fight unless it's self defense
>ok sensei
>flash forward to 6th grade, be in middle school, still in same neighborhood
>now share the same bus stop with the 3 Chads
>they still bully me
>one day get dropped off at bus stop and the blonde starts pushing me around
>warn him to stop
>he laughs and keeps going
>punch him in the face as hard as I can
>he looks at me with anger and punches me in the stomach, knocking the air out of me
>I fall to the ground and he jumps on me and starts hitting me
>feel a huge adrenaline rush, push him off and start punching him in the head over and over
>redneck Chad throws me off of him
>punch him in the neck
>he falls down
>I kicked him a few times in the side
>nigger Chad just staring at me
>I give him a dirty look
>he doesn't do anything
>after that day they didn't bully me anymore and kept to themselves, as did I
>but that's not the last time I had to fight a Chad.
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>>38211976
Anons post more stories how you stood up to chad. Did you lose or win?
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>>38211976
You aren't supposed to fight in modern day primary school as self defense as you are supposed to take it like a bitch.
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>>38211976
more pls

oregenenfoej

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Why are girls naturally unfunny?
They only have three types of humour:
>lol so randumb xD jokes
>trending memes
>If they use tumblr: feminist humour and saying "OMG This!!!"

There's nothing else. I've never seen or heard a girl try to be funny in a different way. Why is that?
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>>38211958
It's because they don't have to. They know the only valuable things are their vaginas and their looks so they don't bother with anything else.
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>much happy. So humor.
>I don't heckin care
>look at that pupper XDDD
>look at this Vine xDDDD
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>>38211958
Some of the funniest people I know are my sorority sisters. Try again, sweetie

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Hey /r9k/, can this thread be about serious discussion ? Today marks 5 months of me not going out at all and 6th day of me without a shower. I've been observing normies through my room's window, and online and I believe I have some stuff to talk about which you would like to listen.
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Proceed, but originally.
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I am eagerly awaiting your observations
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So first of all. Women.
Females right. I fucking hated them. To the core. I am sure I'd have murdered every damn female on the planet. It could be said that I was the most female hating person.
But you know, I realised something. They can't fucking help it. They're fucking humans, just like us. Albeit weaker, dumber, less intelligent .But seriously, the realisation changed me. I mean a lion can't help but eat meat right ? Same. Males can't help but like some things like guns/trains/bikes/cars/planes/vidya. We get so invested in it too, to the degreee no female could ever even imagine. No female can ever be as autistic as a male about some thing right ? But you see, like some guys are fucking retards, CoD playing dudebros who do everything for likes.You could argue 30% of male population(being generous with the 80/20 split in male population) is like that. Similarly, I'd like to state that maybe, 80% of female population is like that. You know, normies. So what I'm saying is, that majority females are shit, just like some males are douches.
Then what's the point in hating them ? I hate to admit it, but I'd never even think of hating my mom, weak as it may sound, and thus, do those remaining 20% of regular, caring women really deserve the hate ?
This really confused me. Is the number even 20% ? Is it 10% ? Is my perspective just biased and I am wrong ?
cont.

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Would you be willing to go out with a trap?
Yes Not and Why?
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Yeah, I'm bi and lonely.
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>>38211808
It's good as long as they don't get their dick out, so yes, I'd go out with them but I wouldn't play with their dick because dicks are gay.
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>>38211808
Yes, but only for pure hand holding and cuddles only. I can't see myself fucking another man or vice versa, im not that degenerate. Yet.

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>Ugh get outta heere anon, you are such a losear

What do?
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Nothing, I'm not.
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That's fine, you look like trailer trash anyways
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>>38211787
loose ear? what's that m'lady?

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>grandparents are like 84
>so stingy my grandpa wears joggers with stains on them
>no internet bill, no satellite tv, only cable tv
>car is cheap econo-class
>millionaires

i don't get it. they're going to pass this money on to my mom and her sister.... why not spend some of it?
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>>38211730
They should they are getting up there in years they aren't leaving you any money for you anon or is your share in the money you're mom is getting
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When you get older, you'll get it.

Their time of working is done and, unless I miss my guess, they're cruising on a small SWR, which is pretty stressful.

The bills keep coming, your nest egg keeps shrinking and you're way too old to pick up a job. If that money doesn't last, they're super-fucked.
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your parents are going to chew through it like termites

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IT IS UPON US

https://systemspace.link/
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>>38211729
I am fucking ready for this shit
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>>38211729
7 minutes guys
What will happen lol
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phonepost in hell

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Who else /gyno/?

>lost 26 pounds from 175 to 149
>still flabby and have manboobs, only massive difference is face

What the fuck do I do robots
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keep losing weight and tone up

doesn't look like you'll need to do surgery since your skin isn't very stretched
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I know these feels all too well anon
The best thing you can do is regular exercise, and i mean serious cardio and weight training. You also have to adjust your diet, reduce your carb and sugar intake as much as you can.

You're basically going to have to eat near perfect and work out like a beast just to ensure your body looks "normal". Drastic weight loss pretty much throws your chances at having a decent body out the window and you're going to have to work 3 times as hard just to look half as good.

You may not be aesthetic but at least you'll be healthy as fuck and feel great.
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Some people just have shitty genes. I was skinny for my teenage years, but the moment I started putting weight on, it all went to my chest and gut - I developed serious manboobs in 6 months despite only gaining 5kg or so.

Probably couldn't hurt to go to an endocrinologist and get your hormone levels checked - mine were seriously out of whack because of the painkillers I was taking.

>>38211887 is probably the best advice.

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