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So I've been listening to Non-Stop Pop for a long time now, because the British DJ sounds really cute and has nice energy, so I look it up and it's fucking CARA.

WTF
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>being this late
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>>38212944
Well sorry I haven't been looking up the names of the fucking radio people you fucking faggit it doesn't sound anything like her
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>>38212963

her named was mentioned tons of times before the release of gta v back in 2013 you retard

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LXXXVII

Use a name in the namefield.
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>>38212902
Yay! I am on time for once! Hey Nick.
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>>38213009

Sup Coats.
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>>38213025
Not much here to report. Just another day in the neighborhood.

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After months of pain and crying every hour. My gf Lily bought me a plane ticket to her and is housing me. She made me realize how bad Aya is and how bad all my friends are. I fucked her vagina and we cucked her ex and my ex friend Cod a lot. Feels good to laugh in your face Cod and Aya. I didn't kill myself. I hope you attempt to hang yourself again desu. And I don't regret inadvertently causing you trouble Aya. youre both terrible people and Im glad I caused a shitstorm wherever I went even when i wasnt even trying.
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Damn did little rem finally lose his virginity? Great work!
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Good for you anon. Shouldn't keep shitty people near you.
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>>38212989
thank you

i got to touch her in places her ex didn't get to.
he never even had sex with her.

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Post things that capture your philosophy
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>>38212859
>western comic books

gross
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It don't matter. None of it matters
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>>38212859
Existentialism seems like a prerequisite for robothood.

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What are your worst experiences with women?
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>middle school
>have a friend ask out a girl I like
>she says no

she's a single mother now, did I dodged a bullet
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>>38212814
I actually got a girlfriend once. She broke up with me because I admitted I was into feet and told all of her friends and they made fun of me as well. She also made me piss on her even though I thought it was gross.
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I was shat out of a womans vagina and she took no responsibility for raising me into being a fuctioning adult and thought id be a chad if she just left food in the fridge and did nothing

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>wake up
>s-s-sorry for when I bullied you in HS anon, I'll be your slave to make it up to you

How do you react?
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>>38212765
You... because of YOU I can't even walk right! Every day I'm shuffling!
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75% of your income now goes directly to me
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>>38212765
Put on some pants and go make me some fucking tendies

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>go to supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan all of the items
>say i forgot my wallet and leave

Get fucked normie i am too /DEVILISH/ for you
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>>38212756
whats fucking wrong with you prick
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you could of just ran for it with the cart. i had a person i knew do that for me when i was a cashier. i hated being a cashier. when i got there i was a bagger that went good. the boss told me i am now a cart pusher.
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>>38212756
>be in army
>friend is the unit sniper
>when we are out on patrol
>walk up and casually twist all of his sight dials

get fucked laddo

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Is liking feet inherently beta?
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No, and most of anyone who says it is has a simplistic view of these things.
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>>38212728
Fetishes are inherently beta
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>>38212728
No. There are countless chads that like feet.

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ITT list things you've tried and failed at

>Programming
>Drawing
>Learning an instrument
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>C, C++, Python, Java, BASIC
>french, spanish, esperanto
>art (paper and computer), music
>3d graphics and animations
>piano
>misc arduino shit
>getting anything useful out of a raspberry pi
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>>38212720
>getting laid
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>>38212720
>French
>Electrical apprenticeship
>Enlistment in the Navy
I'm going back to the apprenticeship if this nursing/ college gig falls through and I get majorly fucked. Don't be afraid to fuck up, you'll get something right eventually.

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If your life was a visual novel, who would be your heroines and what ending would you get?
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>>38212681
I would probably be a comic relief loser side character.
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>>38212681
>Who would be your heroines?
No-one

>What ending would you get?
The one where I kill myself
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What's a good visual novel for someone who's never read one. Give me something that will really Fms up.

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>5'9", 160 lbs, don't work out because I don't enjoy it and like playing vidya on my time off from work
>everytime that I've tried working out I got tired/bored after 30 minutes and left the gym/workout area nearby
>only fatties and trannies have given me attention on okc/tinder and the fatties ghost me

Is being a chubby guy really that unattractive?
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Its not bad if you don't mind being a pudge master.

If you want yo get fit the fun way, join a sport. Fencing is pretty fun.
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>>38212678
I only like swimming. That's the one sport I could see myself doing and Idk if there's an actual swimming team where I live besides the high school one.

I'm not ashamed of my pudge and I'm even growing out my facial hair.
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>>38212639
I'm 5'9" 160 and not chubby at all, I'm actually kind of thin. Although I have decent genes and have always had a slight /fit/ build naturally

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On day 7 of /nofap/. Doing fine. I'm starting to get better quality sleep and don't feel drowsy when I wake up.

How about you /r9k/? Are you doing /nofap/? If not, why not? If so, what made you start?
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I tried it out of curiosity from January to late May-early June; I find it to be a bit overrated and most benefits to be placebo effects (the biggest for me is very nice morning woods, and better and easier erections throughout the day), but it's still much better than fapping multiple times per day. the real key is /noporn/, porn is the real issue. cut it, and you'll feel less like fapping (and fapping every now and then without porn is fine imo, like once per month or something, you'd have wet dreams anyway which is pretty much the same thing, just discover your wetdream-rythm when on nofap and then follow it). just my 2 cents originalno
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>>38212982
Thanks for sharing anon. Seems like these robots are too busy masturbating.
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7 days here as well.

I started nofap to be more loyal and faithful to my waifu, as pathetic as it sounds.

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>you'll never live in glorious nippon and drink CC lemon
why even live?
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>>38212578
>be me
>live in glorious nippon
>never drink CC lemon

there's lots more wonderful drinks here anon
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>>38212780
lucky fag.
post pics of your adventures.
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>live in yurop
>asian grocery store sells japanese soft drinks
>drink calpis on a weekly basis
This shit is like heroin

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are you an atheist?

if you are i assume you believe in evolution

the current system is set up to pass on traits the benefit social situations, not intelligence or benefit to society

Islam is much more intelligent than the secular West because they select and pass on traits that are beneficial to society

This is why Islam will prevail

Meanwhile in the West 89iq retards make children and the intelligent men often reproduce at under replacement rate or not at all

It is better for society as a whole to remove causal dating, both from a scientific and spiritual standpoint

the only reason you oppose it is because it threats your hedonistic lifestyle

which is preferable, a life dedicated to cummies, or a life dedicated to Allah?

I say Allah
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>>38212563
>if you are i assume you believe in evolution
Nah, it just seems like a good explanation for some stuff.

Look into the origin of the word meme, before it became synonymous with image macro. Ideas can be modelled as evolving, too, and the west is out-competing Islam in memetic selection.
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>>38212665
Islam is the fastest growing religion on earth meanwhile atheists and the non-religious are in decline because they do not reproduce at sufficient levels. This is contradictory to popular belief but all demographic studies show that religion is on the rise, it is only Western populations that are in decline.

The religious will inherit the earth and Islam will be the dominant religion
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>>38212563
Kek fuck off child killer

>tfw dating qt white boy
>tfw we're going to have cute half arab/half white babies
>tfw healthy relationship
>tfw life is suddenly so much better
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Inshallah

>tfw no hijabi gf
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>>38212577
keep searching!

orreeeggiiiii
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>>38212550
How do two men reproduce?

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