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>be me
>at work
>forgot lunch at home
>big board meeting
>fucking bagel mountain in break room
>grab myself a bagel
>7/10 qt3.14 starts talking to me
>talking with her
>apply the cream cheese
>fucking slather that bitch up
>2 inches deep of cream cheese
>ew its all melty and shit
>take bite from my yummy bagel
>OH SHIT
>nearly gag in front of coworkers
>look down
>not cream cheese
>just spread 2 inches of room temperature mayo on my bagel
>qt didn't notice
>keep eating it so as not to draw attention to it
>throw up in office from rancid mayo
No one saw me through up, but they can smell it. Do I need to find a new job, anons?
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>>38213992
>>be me
Wow, really? Huh?
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Dude, stop making me hungry. I'm in NYC right now so I'm literally surrounded by bagels.
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>>38214024
Wha t if i wasnt me? i didnt want anyone to be confused
>attractive girl notices you and says hello
>you start talking, hit it off
>she's funny, nice, friendly
>she invites you to her place
>starts getting touchy, close
>you let her, since she's kind of hot
>sex happens
>afterwards she tells you to get out
>"i only used you for your dick anon, sorry"
How would you feel about that? It wouldn't be so bad right? You had fun, she had fun.
So why is it, that girls whine about the same thing when the genders are reversed?
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"What would happen if I do not get out?"
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>>38213974
Honestly, I would feel sad and manipulated. I'd rather she have been truthful if she only wanted to have sex.
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>>38214002
Eventually you'd have to leave since you'd starve to death. She wont feed your ass. Besides, she can always call the cops.
That's not the point though. The point is, being used for your dick would actually be pretty awesome if the girl is moderately attractive.
But if a guy uses a girl for her pussy, its literally the worst possible thing he can do to the girl next to rape. It doesn't make sense.
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Why are sadistic girls so attractive?
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They aren't. Only a filthy masochist would want one.
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they are attractive in the first place and are only sadtistic because they know that because their attractive, they'll get away with any kind of sadism
your being played
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>>38213874
Yeah, this is probably it, they make up for it in other ways which just elevates the rest of their charm and makes it worth it. It's good stuff.
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Why does no one talk about /f/? It is objectively the best board
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Haven't had flash installed for about a decade, what are they doing nowadays? Last I checked it was just forced memes
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>>38213806
I seen another Anon mention it and looked at it today never really been there before but its pretty cool.can i save stuff from there or will i get fucked
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>>38213806
because flash animations are dated. I didn't even know that board still existed. It is the same as noone talking about Newgrounds anymore.
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> Be 30 year old homosexual male
> Recently quit job at Target due to bad management and anxiety attacks
> Over 20k in student debt
> English major but no one is hiring for my field
> Live with boyfriend who supports both of us
> No sex drive due to weight
> Boyfriend getting more irritable each day
> Boyfriend angry I quit my retail job so quickly and is forcing me to get another
> Still no jobs for an English Major
> Unable to find a business loan to start up my coffeeshop/bookstore business
> Planning to return to college to get a more "in demand" degree
> Boyfriend is against this and wont help me. Insist I work in fast food or retail knowing I have anxiety.
How can someone who is supposed to be there for you be so cruel?
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Start by exercising and losing weight, fatass
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>>38213744
Its not that simple I have bad knees and I cant afford a gym membership or a weight set. This also wont help my issue with employment.
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>>38213719
seriously: put lgbtqdjxjngf organizations on your Rezsume and apply to corporate America positions at big companies.
Diversity points ftw
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Do Japanese girls really talk like this?
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If you find the right one, yeah.
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>>38213697
No, they speak japanese.
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>>38213697
Yeah. It's highly annoying when you're trying to write specs.
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>mfw I can only see women as subhuman garbage
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>>38213693
Weeeewww you're so special
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>>38214060
>he'd be so hot
>he's actually kinda cute
Who the fuck made this pic
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>>38213693
Ignore the faggot above me.
I'm not memeing right now.
Realising this truth, this redpill about women, seeing it clear as day, means you have achieved enlightenment with respect to the matter.
Normie, Jews, and cunts (women) will call you names, call you a virgin/loser/whatever the fuck to discourage you.
But realising this truth means you have an above average intelligence and can see past the machinations of the vagina Jew trying to hide their true nature from men. Most great, highly intelligent men have stumbled upon this feeling just like you have , friend.
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Do robots listen to Bones? 2017-07-07 05:51:23 Post No.38213679
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Do robots listen to Bones?
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Do any of you guys listen to Bones?
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Yea I do. He's alright I guess. BUT, he's not even robot tier OP.>>38213679
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>>38213785
Yee I guess r9k isn't the right place for this kind of music
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>>38213679
I like him but thats because my oneitis is really into him. haha
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you heard it from CNN first, anon days are over. ITT: use a name so they can dox
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>>38213674
Cnn sucks! Take it in the ass Kristen! MAGA!
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>>38213674
You never were anonymous. What you post and click on can be tracked. How do you think people get arrested for the shit they post on here?
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>Mock Fox news live on the air for years
>Nobody does anything
>Mock CNN one time with a gif
>Track down the person who did it and threaten to destroy their entire life if they don't publicly apologize
Fucking pathetic.
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Aren't traps just stealing valor from trannies?
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>>38213642
>Valor
>Trannies
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>>38213642
nah traps are cool, trannies are delusional scum of the earth.
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>>38213642
We are the same branch, just different leaves. There is no need for conflict
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How did your first titfuck feel like?
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>>38213636
I honestly cant remember, the first one i had was when i lost my virginity... which was when I was 16.
Its not really that much a big deal, and the girl gets absolutely nothing out of it.
Much more enjoyable things you can do.
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>being with a cowtits ever
>fucking stupid tits when a pussy, WHICH IS DESIGNED FOR FUCKING, is two feet away
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>>38213711
>not fucking feet, SEXY FEET, when they are 3 pussies away
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Remember that the game is fucking rigged
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>5'9
kys, shorty
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>>38213657
What the fuck it's literally average height!!
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>>38213687
6'8 is average, stop being in denial
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I'm a top tier Chad. Currently in a long lasting relationship, a lead singer in a band and I have played football for a long time. Before dating my girlfriend I was well known for getting all the girls at the parties, even the taken ones. Ask me anything .
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>ask from a chad
what's it like to be dumb?
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>>38213583
Actually I am graduating soon with very good grades and also I have been studying university level of philosophy from the age of 16
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>>38213572
What is your family like?
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Question to the bullies on here 2017-07-07 05:44:08 Post No.38213565
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Question to the bullies on here
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Do you guys bully other anons because they remind you of yourself before you had thick skin?
Do you really have thick skin now or is it just another mask?
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ive thickend my skin but i still acknowledge my past and completely hate it, fuck weak willed losers how can you be so pathetic above the age of 17
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>>38213565
I only do it to gay boys because they like it. At worst ill be harsh with anons who don't know whats up. Its what I went though.
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I've bullied nerds all my life, why not do it here where the losers congregate? It's like giving someone a wedgie, or shoving them into a locker, except far more pleasing. Asocial losers/nerds need to get bullied, so I might as well do it.
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I really fucked up anons and i genuinely dont know what to do
>go to friends flat
>hes going away to visit family in Sydney Australia for 2 months the following afternoon
>invites me over for vidya and pizza night
>usual place is closed so we order from a new place
>XL meatfeast pizza and a donner kebab were greasy as all hell and tasted pretty off
>early hours of this morning we both go to bed
>suddenly need to shit
>had a churning stomach since the dodgy food
>Release a shit of monstrous proportions into his toilet at 3 in the morning
>flush toilet
>wont flush
>ohshit.exe
>try again and again
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
whats going to happen anons? am i a bad person? what unholy smell is going to be waiting for him when he gets back?
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>>38213549
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
Why would you do that?
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>>38213549
Legitimate question anon
do you have special needs?
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Tell him what you did so it doesnt stink up his flat and apologise. Its gonna be fine, in a few months you will laugh about it with him.