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Did someone say Early 2000s nostalgia thread? Nostalgia thread.
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>>38214691
Ayy, the 2000s EDM
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>>38214691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

shaggy was normie as a motherfuck. can't believe I used to like this shit
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>>38214691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

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Do you think Satan listens to like... really satanic music or more poppy indie stuff?
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>>38214628
it's all satanic when you think about it, anything promoting lust, greed or anything non religiously oriented.
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Are you the Grimes poster ruining /mu/?

Can you stop pls?
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what music do you think satania listens to?

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Anyone else here feel like an inferior human? I look around at other humans and I feel like I was a genetic failure. I'm tall but that's about it, I've got weak looking features, a really small frame, disgusting sores on my arms/neck, an odd shaped head and face, weak lungs, strange gait and immasculine voice, sort of androgynous facial features, no facial hair or body hair. I look extremely young, weak, and fragile. I've been told I fall into the Uncanny Valley before. I get off work at the same time middle schoolers get out and a lot of them look more physically developed than me. It's like I never hit puberty, or only halfway.

Anyone else? Would taking testosterone help or am I pretty much just fucked? Is there a medical explanation for this?
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>>38214596
yes but it's miserable to dwell on that, why think about something that's just going to be shoved in your face eventually, you can't think yourself out of inferiority.

It's so horrible to be inferior, i'm sorry you know this pain.
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>>38214635
I just want to know why. What caused me to be this way? I've got 3 siblings, my sister seems to have similar lack of development, although not as severe as me, but my 2 brothers both look like grown men, full beards, healthier looking facial bone structure, increased muscular development, better frames. One in particular looks extremely well built, to the point I question whether he is actually my biological brother at all, he looks nothing like any of us. got a few theories:
>my mom was too old when she had me
>heavy drug use from a young age stunted my development
>my mom didn't eat right when pregnant with me
>poor nutrition from young age
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>>38214596
Do what I do, play along and be as horrible/weird/ugly as you can be for shits and giggles!

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Feeling lonely, robots? Let's chat.

How has your day been?
What are your plans for the rest of the day?
Anything in particular on your mind that you'd like to discuss?
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It was okay, it's 19:48 here so pretty much over
Nothing, r9k, mylol and being depressed

I still miss my ex even though it's been four months. How do I move on and find someone new? I hate being alone.
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>>38214556
>How has your day been?
same as usual.
>What are your plans for the rest of the day?
Shitposting on 4chan
>Anything in particular on your mind that you'd like to discuss?
Why did you make this thread?
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>>38214587

Looks like we're in the same timezone.

There's no silver bullet for moving on, friend. It's been almost a year and a half since my ex fucked me over and it still gets to me sometimes.

>>38214619

>Why did you make this thread?

I'm bored and feeling lonely. I figured at least one other person on /r9k/ would be in a similar position and might appreciate the opportunity to chat to others.

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Do smug anime girls drive anyone else up a fucking wall? Something about them just makes me want to shoot my fucking monitor
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>>38214451
What are you trying to accomplish here op?
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try reading or going outside or something
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>>38214451
this is an interesting way of requesting smug anime girls, nice job op made me reply/10

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Has anyone ever fucked up hard at work?

I made a pretty horrific error. It has already cost us millions of dollars, and could cost at least 100 people their jobs.

I am almost certain to get fired tomorrow, I have been told to go in specially when I don't work weekends. It is also likely my team of 4 will all be fired due to me.

I feel bad guys
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>>38214428
Ha ha ha ha wow what the fuck did you do
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>>38214428
Almost certain? If what you say is true, you're guaranteed to be fired. Hope you have had other jobs since you can't put this one on your resume
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ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH proud of you anon

thoughts on selena gomez?
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>>38214420
God tier feet. Looks great in a bikini. Strikes me as having low self-esteem. She seems like a girl I could bully and fuck the shit out of.

7/10
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I don't watch her shows and don't listen to her music
So I'm pretty indifferent to her
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>>38214420
Not a fan really.

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Give me ONE reason you haven't become a trap yet.
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>>38214407
>Too tall
>Too broad
>Too built
>Too straight
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I don't want to grow tits
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>>38214407
femboys are infinitely better

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>he hates women
>but he loves anime girls

explain this contradiction please.
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Anime girls are a representation of everything a man wants in a woman.
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>>38214343
>Anime girls are a representation of everything a man wants in a woman.
*blocks your path*
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>>38214327
What's contradicting about that, real women are disgusting whores but 2d girls are loyal and beautiful

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>plastic surgery severely frowned upon in most cultures

why
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>>38214315
Her kids will get stuck with that shitty nose and chin unless she adopts. Husband aint gonna like raising someone elses kid.
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because if you fuck then you will have ugly babbys
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>>38214315
She was cuter in the top one, desu. I have a thing for eastern girls with big tism-jaws for some reason.

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6'4 incel here. Ask me anything.
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>>38214290
why don't you just beat women until they sleep with you?
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>>38214304
I am so powerful this always results in the death of the female.
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>>38214328
oh shit i'm so sorry for your loss

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What do I do? I'm literally freaking out, I'm a 22 year old virgin and she sounds great , except I think anal is gross.
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Just becuase you match with someone doesn't mean anything will happen. I was on it for about a week and matched with around 50+ people-only went out with four of them.
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Anal is not saving herself for marriage
Consider suicide
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>>38214259
>Saving myself for marriage
>so anal only
Rustled my jimmies.

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I barebacked a fat black hooker from Backpage six months ago and went to the doc today and he said I tested positive for HIV. He assured me with treatment I can live a long healthy life.

How do I explain this to my parents?

Should I just end myself lads?
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Yes you should. This is why extramarital intercourse used to be frowned upon.
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>>38214330
I would've died a virgin if I hadn't started fucking hookers
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>>38214246
Why would you do that? I don't understand. This is a bait post right?

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>"sorry anon, but your flacid penis is below the minimum length, you will need to be locked in chastity to prevent the spread of your worthless seed for the duration of this event"

What do you say?
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>>38214030
Like a flacid dick means anything.
Erekt is where the shits at.
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>>38214030
ah shiieet
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What's the story? Why is a hippie measuring his flaccid cock?

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I think I'm going to end my life soon. Would somebody talk to me, please? I'm a bit scared of what comes after..
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What's on your mind, lost soul?
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>>38214018
OK what seems to be the problem op?
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don't do it, buddy

who will be there to read my shitposts? what's up

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