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>ywn eat the digested food out of Elsas supple pink butthole

>>38217500
Ugh I wish she did anal

>>38217964
I never understood this. Is it like an image thing?
>I get railed, gangbanged, cum shot in every orifice except my ass, choked, spanked, suck cocks and swallow load
>but a dick up my turdcutter is a no go

You're too late everywhere

What does KV mean?

Origi

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>>38217657

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAAAAG AGHHHHHHHGHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHH

Communism doesn't, never has and never will work. Nobody can refute this. I have never come across someone that can logically back communism and I never will. It's simply too idiotic even for idiots to follow it.

I saw her videos she's definitely trash and I can see her appeal of low hanging fruit like you op. No you's for you

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zr28yOHs0
tfw no autistic gf

>>38217397
NAAAAAIIL GUN!!

>>38217397
I swear to god you guys I have attention deficit disorder. If you don't give me attention RIGHT NOW I'm gonna kill myself

>>38217418
BUT HE'S DEAD!!!

orgi

Hoe kan ik een vriendin krijgen?

>>38217391
Weet ik veel ik zeg toch net dat ik niks heb zelf

>>38217391
Ga naar de buitenluchten

>>38217361
It's been going on for 10 years now. I'm sure it can go at least another decade.

you will break before i do

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I know, i'm trying to grow some balls to kill myself before i completely lose my sanity

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>>38217326
>stem major

master race feels nice right son??? haha

Im so fucking jelly

Im broke as a joke and a fucking failure.

I wanna make it but I cant get a job for shit. in b4 firm handshake

>>38217326
Good for you anon. Now keep it up for the rest of your life.

>>38217313

Yeah. I reread the article for VtmB so many times in game informer

>>38217328
I did that too, I reread the articles to the games I played endlessly, it was so exciting to reread it. today, we have so much overload that nothing really has the same kind of effect again

the whole world seemed to be slightly more colourful somehow when I think back

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>>38217313
i grew up in a shithole and we had an antenna with only like 5 watchable channels. but we had a NES which was nice. it was a simpler time. the thing is once you've tasted it, it takes willpower to go back and try to restrict yourself instead of being restricted by technological limitations.

Sure Timmy, keep watching your animes and maybe you will find some woman whom is simpleton.

>>38217289
Isn't it a lot wiser to make judgments on a case-to-case basis? 99% of people are retarded trash, regardless of what group you're looking at, so generalizations are always going to be worthless.

>dating a woman

This isn't the 90's anymore lol.

>>38217189
That haircut is fucking shit tier, no one above the age of 14 has it

>>38217221
shaving it allll off??

>>38217404
i dont really have a good chin but it helps with me to have long hair so it kind of hides it

>>38217142
is that Disney show still on anyway?

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>The only reason you're single is because you're lazy, champ.
>Which is the reason you're getting dressed and i'm taking you to the mall to meet girls.
>All you have to do is walk up to the girl you like, look in her eyes and give her a firm, strong handshake while you ask her if she wants to be your girlfriend.
>I did that with your mother and look at us in our 20+ year marriage.

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>>38217158
No thankfully. It was shit.

>>38217096
>inb4 F I R M H A N D S H A K E
gotta get that sweet bling my dude

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>>38217096
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVE A FIRM HANDSHAKE CJ

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Handshake. Eye contact. All you need to know. We interrupt this program for some news!

Stop giving false hope

I just had a date with a girl off 4chan. She was bitchy throughout the date. Would not recommend.

>>38217157
What did you guys do? What made her bitchy?

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>>38217054
>>tfw got forced into doing another double shift

Are you really this beta?

>>38217099
I did it to help my co worker who has a sick child in the ER. I hate kids. This was supposed to be my first week without a scheduled double shift in months.

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>>38217054
>not ascending into neethood
what's wrong with you OP, are you not privileged enough?

Jerking off in the first position is very difficult

>>38217008

Says you.

Tufgffhkkkuuiii

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>>38216946
>Tfw inexperienced girl on right is my dream