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>If you count all your money then you become poor

>>38219678
>"anon is such a motivated student, of course he'll make it"

The hottest girl in the school is actually a trap ( the funny thing is this one turned out to be true )

>>38219671
What did they say in detail OP

>>38219688
Op here
When i explained proudly my project they started attacking me personally about how i don't have many friends and never had a girlfriend (i was locked in my house until last year of hs and never experienced having friends and shit).
Then they went on comparing me to other people my age

>using tor to buy heliun

why tho, its not like its illegal, is it?

The same way you perceive things relative to your cat.

>>38219683
Humans aren't 'millions' of times smarter than their cats.

>>38219659

Like the Joker: nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow?
Because I'm sad and alone and it helps me get to sleep, why else?
>What do you do while hugging it?
Smell it and rub my face on it and cry on it

It's a daki too which is extra nice.

>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow?
Why not? It's comfy and makes me feel less lonely.
>What do you do while hugging it?
Sometimes I kinda gyrate my hips into it. Feels nice.

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>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow
Lonely and it helps sometimes in relieving the panging for physical contact.
>What do you do while hugging it
Sleep, usually. Otherwise I just pretend it's another person and have conversations with it.

Mine is just a regular pillow, looking to buy some sort of larger bodypillow soon since I'm too tall for this thing to be comfortable.

>>38219572
That kid who was forced to go to pottery class with his mom because he was inside all day

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>>38219572
That kid who said he was a professional call of duty player with a salary of 55,000 in twelfth grade.

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That kid who was forced to go the hospital in a tiny suicide room for 6 hours because he wrote in his literacy book that he was thinking suicidal thoughts in 6th grade

I think you should pay for everything and be a gentleman.

>>38219569
She isn't a significant person in your life, she's a stranger to you. Don't pretend for one second she is anything more than that, don't think you owe her anything.

If you aren't stripped for cash and want to pay go ahead, otherwise letting her pay is perfectly fine. If anything, she will want to pay, as the onus is on her to impress you, not the other way around

What were her life conditions like when she put you up for adoption? Is she doing better now?

I think you should try to have sex with her

Ian Watkins did nothing wrong

>>38219531
In his case, absolutely.

>>38219579
REMIND ME what he ddidd

>>38219492
I can never get off to this because i would call my dad 'papi'.

>>38219492
i don't think i could stand the latina accent outside the bedroom desu.

latinas were only meant for breeding

>>38219492
>tfw no latina women here
>tfw no qt latina fuck buddy to call me papi
What did I do to deserve this?

>>38219463
I would fuck Brian Molko so hard

How the fuck do you even survive a gun suicide?
Anyways, I don't think they'd be much more than a vegetable after failing that hard.

>>38219463
I'm pretty sure they ant legally buy them, but luckily (unironically) this is a free country and private sales exist. If you offer enough money to a private seller they sell with no background check legally needed, at least in my state (PA) and most others

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>>38219440
Fuck you, Kakyoin

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slep tight noodle!!

>>38219440
They stopped being cool 96 days ago.

>>38219436
stop posting this shit you retarded fucking cuck

what happened? they fired you and then reset wages?

>>38219532

No I left for a new job that didn't work out so I reapplied

>>38219245
I'm grilling for my wife and family. Mom dad wife and baby that is

>>38219245
5'10 manlet reporting in, life is suffering

>>38219295
Op said 5'6 or less. Get out

I listen to Mongolian Throat Singing

Nirvana, both when I hate everyone and hate myself.

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>>38219285
Sometimes I hate everyone and myself, sometimes I hate everyone else, and sometimes I hate just myself.

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That's irrelevant OP. We're each powerless in front of our basal nature to procreate. We're basically observers of a process that operates without any regard to how we feel about it. You're here right now because nature willed it; even if your parents felt differently, their opinion couldn't matter regardless.

>>38219194
My mom told me to kill myself when she knew I was suicidal. She says it all the time. Why do your parents regret having you? Are you a NEET?

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>>38219194

help me oeriginali.

You did your best son, now let's go home and apply for some jobs. You got that $400k liberal arts degree now it's time to put it to the test. Make sure to look the manager in the eye and give them a firm but gender respecting handshake.

>>38219281
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT POLTARD
THIS IS A BOARD FOR LIBERALS, THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
FUCK YOU CUNT FASCIST

>>38219990
The right side of history usually wins btw