Joey from Joey's World Tour is a pedophile. No wonder he does his reviews in his car
>>38221729
Proof that this is him?
>>38221729
Doesn't even remotely look like Joey
>>38221729
This has to be originally fake.
What's he thinkin bout?
>>38221693
kids these days are so entitled.
back in my day I got 12 jobs by shaking 2.4 hands firmly
>>38221693
>What's he thinkin bout?
-Matlock
-The good old days
-How many reefers he used to smoke
-Whether or not they'll get the hot nurse with the nice ass to give him a sponge bath
-Winning the green platypus beanie baby for the only grandkid he gives a shit about by playing Bingo
-Death
>goddamnit, I wish the moon landings we're real
I'm so beta i lose my boner when i look at porn of top tier women. I feel so intimidated. I can only get off to women who are not particularly hot, 2d porn, and shemale porn. And even then, they can't look too realistic or hot.
this is almost impressive to me. they're literally on a screen and they'll never see your ugly sperg ass anyway, what do you have to be intimidated by?
>>38221681
You think i don't know that? I can't fucking help it
>>38221554
I'm afraid to open messages from people I don't know on social media
To someone who might or may not read it, Post initials if needed.
I see you. Don't be looking at me, I'm not looking too fresh.
Those shades are gucci
Dear Y.M,
You are so paranoid that you thought a random post on the last letter thread was from me. Eddie told me that he fucked you several times so yes you did fuck a dwarf. You are so far gone that you don't realize how bad you are. You have a deadbeat autistic boyfriend who says he can box but would probably get beat up by a grade schooler. I know who you the "boyfriend" is and hes a fucking loser worse than I am and I have made a running joke out of him with my friends and Gio. I don't think you realize how pathetic he is and how pathetic you are. Have fun with your "boyfriend" :^)
Sincerely, Victor
>>38221577
P.S You were right about the Australian Stacy :)
Post extremely pale cuties.
>>38221468
>Post extremely pale cuties
what about this
>>38221487
Not my type.
Pic related
>fat jew mick
>cute
kys
Posting a picture of Jotaro dying every day until I get a job.
Day 10.
Woke up late.
What kind of jobs are you looking for, friend?
>>38221420
It don't matter too much, I'm not really good at anything, so any random thing will do.Nothing that requires math.
What was the last thing you did that you were successful at? What is your education level?
Post helpful infographics
Also, some of the links in pic related are kill. Anyone got a more recent version?
Posting on the best /info/ pics
oringinuuuuu
look, i have made an original comment desu desu desu desu
>mobile shitposter on /a/ keeps getting my IPs banned
FUCKING STOP ALREADY THIS IS THE 5TH FUCKING TIME
How exactly?
Oregona
there should be a completely different chan for mobile posters.
>>38222004
We're both using mobile data so we sometimes get the same IP. He shitposts and gets it banned every day.
Ok /r9k/, I've got a genuine dilemma here
>be me
>on tinder
>blind swiping for a while
>phone goes off
>holy shit a fucking match!
>almost piss myself in excitement
>open it up
>it's a guy
>what the fuck
>message him and ask why he's listed himself as a girl
>"because I know a lot of straight guys blind swipe and I think you're really fucking hot"
>I'm kind of shocked
>"you think I'm hot?"
>I've never been called hot before
>"yeah, I want to suck your dick"
>chat for a little while and we live quite far apart, but he goes to the same uni as me
>we start back in September
>he gives me his snapchat and I verify I'm not talking to some pajeet scammer or whatever
>he tells me to snap him when we're at uni because he wants to meet and give me a blowjob
>excitedly send him a photo of my dick
>he tells me he wants to suck it even more now
What should I do? I'm not gay, I don't find him attractive at all but I'm not repulsed by him. If I say no I'm literally turning down a free blowjob, maybe even several free blowjobs, but he's a fucking guy. What do I do?
go get your dick sucked and come out of the closet you fucking faggot.
>I'm not gay
>but
You can't have those two used together.
>>38221317
Anon, you have lost track of your mission in life. You wanted to be born in this world, take control of your flesh and wake up.
Leviticus 18:22: "'Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
Who here is a country- robot?
Most of these threads are city/ suburban people, anybody else live in bumfuck nowhere? Share your struggles.
Here's mine:
>I live twenty miles from my job
>pay a dude cash and sleep on a cot in a garage in the woods
>Coworkers hate me cause sperg
>Nearest bar is 15 miles away
>See cute girls around town sometimes, but there isn't anywhere where people gather and socialize here
>How the fuck am I supposed to meet new people? I'm actually considering going to church.
Sounds hard, meng
My advice is this: your cost of living is probably pretty low. Save and invest aggressively to give yourself a good nest egg.
Get yourself a couple of cheaper rental properties and live off the cash flow.
>>38221536
The social isolation takes its toll, but I wouldn't trade it for the world. Everything I love to do is right outside my door: fishing hiking, shooting, trapping, hunting, I can do any of these in a quarter mile's walk, I just wish there was a way to meet women around here.
I live on the cheap, and once my debt is taken care of, the next step is land ownership, double wide, then just save save save so I can start investing in property like you suggested or move to the West and start all over again.
Where do you live, friend?
>>38221536
Did you not read that this isn't a thread for city-slickers? Beat it with your played out "advice"
>be me at one of those whole foods type stores where they sell overpriced organic shit
>just getting off work and very thirsty
>looking for gallon jugs of water because i work outside and sweat a lot
>can't find them
>see 2 female employees in their 30's walking towards me
>i decide to go up to them, and politely ask them if they have gallon jugs of water
>the one i asked literally rolls her eyes at me and says very condescendingly they do have them and the other woman will show me
>the other woman treats me like absolute garbage saying nothing as she leads me to the water, then gives me a dirty look as she walks away from me saying thank you, while not responding
why do roasties have to be so rude ? i didn't do anything to them. why do they have to take out their shitty lives on me ?
You honestly deserve it for being such a moron. If you need help in a fucking grocery store, you have serious issues.
>>38221208
Like you are always 100% happy and joyful when someone asks you something? Maybe they had a bad day or something, people are not supposed to always like you and treat like a god.
>>38221208
>I get to work indoors in a grocery store, HAHA I'M BETTER THAN YOU
How does one get a girl like pic related?
I want a gf like her. wat do?
Get rich or die tryin' nigguh
>>38221181
she definitely likes the bbc; so be black: no, not one of those well-spoken educated niggas, rather a hood nigga
>>38221181
>tfw you will never be a girl like OP's pic
I never asked for these feels, thanks internet
In what situations can I benefit from having a dry penis?
If all males except for a small handful died and the far higher number of women remaining happened to have a dry jewdick preference
>>38220932
You could use it to start a fire in an emergency survival situation
>>38220932
You won't need to worry about smegma and hygiene as much as someone with a moist cock.
But be careful... You can't let your dick get that dry in the first place. You need to talk to a doctor and look for moisturizing options. The gland is not made from epithelial tissue just as the rest of the skin. It's not keratinous dead cells, they are live cells, but if they get too dry they might die, scar up and you will lose sensibility on what should be your g spot.
Circumcision should be illegal. Why did you let the jews reach your cock?
what does need to happen for you to start living your life to the fullest?
do you need to hold your dying loved one in your arms or get a terminal disease to stop caring about what others think and start doing what you really want to do?
why not just start living like you had 1 year left?
>>38220900
Because all I guess I want is to move to the woods and be alone, but I can't afford a plane ticket to Alaska especially with all my credit card debt. I don't want them looking for me for the money
>>38220900
i do have one year left. actually a little more.
i'm killing myself on my birthday one year from now. i don't have desire to do anything but speed up the time.
>>38220900
I'd need to not be broke as fuck, first of all
any robots here that run? I'm working on my speed+endurance once i get over this hernia surgery. i want to work up to a 20-minute 5k
>>38220888
just want to add that it is one of the most "robot" activities you can do. i used to run at night...it was always quiet and peaceful. just me and my sweat
does running away from the responsibilities of becoming older count
>>38220888
>running
For what fucking reason?