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>inb4 "myself"
That'd be real original.

>>38221636
I guess I'm nothing if not predictable

>>38221620
dr. octopus desu

>>38221578
>semi-safe range
>25
>hope left

>>38221578
>implying I haven't had sex

kys virgin

>>38221606
25 is still some what safe.

When you're 28+ and closer to 30, you're now at the point where you're pretty much never going to change.

There's still some hope at 25 though. I've known guys who turn things completely around at 25. It's the ones who reach 28-30 who are the ones who end up never changing.

I am Roman Catholic but I am also a professional street nigga
#peacebewithyou#hailmary#murder#money

>>38221433
It bother me a lot too, from his birth Christianism never stopped to rethinks herself, particualry in front of science and new discoveries (only a sad par of Renaissance was pretty harsh, when Catholicism was threatened). Because Christianity must promote the truth. Saint Thomas d'Aquin or Pascal were very faithfull people and fantastic man of science as well.
I totally understand that Christianity can be opposed to modernity and "progress", but being opposed to science is just dumb.

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>>38221433
I think most people don't give it too much thought, they just go to church every sunday and listen to what their pastor says. American Christians generally aren't very educated about their faith, even when they think they are.

I really hope I am not one of these people

>>38221402
>I'd also see how it feels to hold hands with a woman

It's warm and a little sweaty. It's always nice when they lift your hand up to their mouth to kiss it.

I would rape, feel like a god

>>38221449
Fuck you


Original oregano oreganous

I unironically wish I was fully white.

White women are so cummy, they're literally all I go for nowadays

t. black

>>38221197
Nobody fucking cares desu...

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>>38220763
i feel you m8, i wanna rail a milf so bad.

>>38220763
The general "no mommy gf" is a worse feel.

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>>38220763
Oh man it's been way too long since we had a mommy thread.

What are your biggest mommy fantasies? How would you spend time with her? Would she be more controlling or just generally supportive?

>>38220584
yeah there are a few I "look after". one of them looks a LOT like the one in your picture, shes a titcow white girl. shes a friend of a friend i met one time and talked to for like twenty seconds. i like to keep tabs

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>>38220646
whats her name? maybe its her :^) does it start with an St?

>>38220776
nah I can see by her face that it's not her. my chick's hairline is lower than the one in your pic

Remember totype sage in the option field guys. Also OP you should really stop. This place means alot to people and when you fags try to ruin it by "helping" us it makes me want to kms

>>38220636
I'm not trying to help right now, I honestly just want to have a conversation right now - I want someone to talk to me and bounce whatever's on their mind off me, and for me to do the same(:

>>38220150
Ok I'll shoot. Why would you describe yourself as a normie? What puts you in a position above me or anyone else on this board?

https://twitter.com/loganhuysman?lang=en


"I don't really give a fuck and my excuse is that i'm young"

I guess maybe now she won't use that excuse bwhahaha

hahaha people say girls arn't funny

>>38219530
>someone is having harmless fun
>cops come to fuck everything up
>>argumentatitve
Fuck you OP stuff like this makes me rage.

>be kid
>with my friend Austin on his dad's yacht
>his dad invites a girl he's dating
>she's a teacher
>later on in the day we go on his speed boat
>she's a bikini
>start staring at her boobs
>her tits come out of her bikini
>she doesn't even bother to fix it
>her tits are out the whole time till we get back to the dock
still fap to it sometimes m8

>>38219237
Maybe you're just telekenetic?

>>38219248
Well it was pretty bumpy so I think that's why :)

My group consists of a recovering heroin addict, an actual autist, a necrophiliac, a NEET who profesionally writes anime reviews, and a robot.

Maybe we're all normies because we can make our combined turbo autism work, but I don't know. You tell me.

>>38218527

Now why would you ask that?

>>38218527
Maybe they're weird in eyes of true normie scum, but in comparison with typical robot they're more normal.

I just played a game of Yu-Gi-Oh against myself. I think I'm finally losing it lads.

>>38217999
did ya win lad

>>38217983
That's pretty funny about the farts
Only ever owned one pet. That's why I'm apprehensive about having a pet bird, I know they need a lot of attention and my last pet was a cat

Occupation: retail
Desired job: a job that requires little customer interaction

Sous chef at mcdonalds

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i do research in geospatial software development

a prof also asked if i wanted to take on a contract updating his boring as shit website. i guess i'll do it since i need the extra cashola

still better than my last gig where i was basically just a technician for a company doing environmental assessments for pipelines in canada. but that sucked. everything you hear about oil companies is true. they are fucking pieces of shit that know they are wrecking the environment and they literally do not care. they fucking laugh about it.

What does dating even mean

>>38216911
No. There are way too many well functioning women out there, why should I waste my time with a defect and risk giving my kids the same defect?

>>38216911
No. They will instantly cheat on you the minute they feel like you're ignoring them and make a ton of emotional bf's that she will confide in with way much deeper than with you.

The only reason why she'll stay with you is because she won't want to risk being single for a day

t. failed normie who has done the cuck'n but also been cucked aswell

I'm a girl, but I'm a lesbian, so.
>age
24.
>height and physical build
170cm, 45kg.
>occupation/education (if any)
NEET.
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any)
0.
>time since last partner (if applicable)
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive)
Eh.
>why are you on r9k
Because I'm bored.
>do you consider yourself a robot
Dumb term.
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner
Interesting and cute girl.
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted
Writing messages to each other.
>contact (optional)
V1V#1942

>25
>1.83, skinny fit
>Masters degree
>2
>7 months
>Music, politics, fashion, cooking
>bad habit that stayed from when I'd just come here to read up some greentext stories
>sure
>likes dark humor, has a spine, bitch in bed
>normal
>ask

>age 22
>height and physical build 1,76cm
>occupation/education (if any) Wasting my time at uni
>previous number of sexual/romantic partners (if any) 1 long term relationship of 2 years
>time since last partner (if applicable) 2months
>passions, hobbies, exc (be descriptive) books,TV series,cinema,manga,anime
>why are you on r9k. Because I love everyone of you
>do you consider yourself a robot. More like a cyborg
>briefly describe your ideal romantic partner. Not fat,I hate fat people(all my family is 100+kg)
>what kind of chat are you looking for if you were to be contacted. Everything's welcome
>contact (optional) Kik: sebdk7

Inb4 normie: you don't know me,and judging someone without knowing him is normie tier,so..