What's the best mbti for a girl? What would your ideal girlfriend's be and why?
>>38222635
>implying mbti is that important
My ideal gf loves me, is loyal, clingy, monogamous and not fat.
Those are the requirements. I will learn to appreciate and love any other trait she has.
>>38222721
Why would you want a clingy gf?
>>38222721
That's sweet, sounds like you'd be a nice boyfriend :)
It's Friday night and for me, it's Little Caesars pizza
>>38222603
For me its a quick death grip masturbation, and then crying into my pillow until I sleep.
I fucking hate slavs m8
>>38222603
Not about that life m8, just started the self improvement meme. Can't have any of those empty calories.
First impression of us /r9k/?
Be honest
B& inc
originariala
>>38222598
Read rules. No camwhoring bait
nigger faggot / filename
I know they aren't all bad but..
For one it seems these days they're mostly all either whiny babies crying about privilege or criminals, both are pathetic because (whiny babies for obvious reasons) and criminals (Too stupid to adapt to civilization and not turn to a life of crime).
Then you have black/mudslime history which is mostly pillaging, genocide, war, selling their own people into slavery and losing wars and getting colonized, then complaining about the improvements they receive because of it.
>inb4 hurr durr blacks didn't sell themselves into slavery whites made them do it
The hypocrisy is just overwhelming, they give whites shit for being supposedly violent and expansionist or for "invading" places like Africa for example (Which has a much higher standard of living now btw) when Africans have attempted(And failed several times) to invade other lands throughout the centuries. Their only way of justifying this is by saying "oh black/mudslime society was totally fine before whites arrived, mud huts are just their culture" (Even though this is blatantly false in most cases). Even if it didn't actually improve Africa's healthcare and medical services and bring water to tons of impoverished villages, at least it stopped them from routinely committing genocide on eachother.
Anyway you get the picture or my picture at least i don't hate brown but it's really hard not to especially when some have the audacity to say things like "black power" or "kings and queens of Africa".
leftist white bots who whine about white supremacists or how they hate their own people honestly make me sick in the stomach and i wish i could reach through the screen and slap the shit out of them for being so pathetic.
Blacks didn't sell themselves into slavery, they sold different tribes into slavery. Just like Greeks and Romans would take other whites as slaves. There was no concept of "black" to Africans back then. There was Yoruba, Igbo, Mandingo, Zulu, Fulani, Dahomey, Ashanti, Pigmy etc. They all saw themselves as different races. A lot of these tribes looked different and spoke different languages. Most African tribes had laws about not selling members of their own tribe into slavery.
There were non meme, unironic kings and queens in Africa. The fact that white people like to doubt this is strange. It's as if people can't fathom that there wasn't one king or queen in Sub Saharan Africa, which is quite large. There were several civilizations in Africa and several jungle villages where the people ate cow pussy. It's called diversity.
The overwhelming majority of blacks rarely talk about social issues. They know there are injustices towards blacks in America and there always have been, and sometimes they'll discuss this, but you seem to think that blacks wake up in the morning and start screaming SJWisms and don't stop until the sun goes down. Yeah, there are some like that, but assuming they're all like that would be like assuming all white people are screaming about LGBT and women's rights all day.
Not all black people are criminals either, you're just being dense. But I'd like to ask you why you think being a criminal is a failure to adapt to civilization. It's almost as if you think criminality only exists because of Africans and their "savage ancestors". Can you explain white and Asian criminals? Yes, they do exist. Did they fail to adapt to civilization as well?
i want a friend
would this work, to put an ad on craigslist and say
"I have a big TV and video games and movies and plenty of 420, just looking for someone to come over and hang out"
I just want some friends to smoke weed and play vidya with, I will even pay for the weed. I have not talked to anyone outside of work in weeks.
Birmingham Alabama
Start going to bars and join clubs for things you're interested in. I'd smoke with you Anon.
>>38222532
Going to bars and clubs alone?
can't do that anon
just want to smoke and chill
>>38222570
How do you intend on meeting people? Once you get a few friends it become really easy to make new friends. please join a club and go to one meeting. Even going alone you won't end up any worse than you are right now
>that girl in middle/high school with massive tits
Tell me about her, /r9k/.
>>38222352
She had some noiice didgeridoos. What else ya wana know m8y
>>38222403
as much as you're willing to
One of my friends got suspended for "scooping" her.
>tfw newly high and all the negative thoughts drift away
Why can't life always be like this
>>38222293
>all the negative thoughts drift away
just from the weed or are you high off a little dope as well?
Weed is the true cue to robot pain. I don't mind being alive at all when I'm high, I can sleep when I'm high, I laugh and smile when I'm high, it's 50x better than being sober. To all robots who wish to die, GO GET FRIED IT WILL HELP.
i dlove to try marajauna but cant due to my father becuas he would break my teeth out probably
i just stick to a few cigs a day but your picture probably smells good
whats that bit of stuff that looks like a brownie? how do you sue and it and how much?
i want to be raped and murdered by a girl
treated like a toy and thrown aside like garbage
i want to be put in my place as the disgusting filth that i really am
>>38222249
>i want to be raped and murdered by a girl
>treated like a toy and thrown aside like garbage
>i want to be put in my place as the disgusting filth that i really am
same except by a femboy
>>38222249
Pathetic. I bet you'd love to be gagged and beaten like a punching bag.
>>38222249
This
Except with no sexual aspect
I'm on fire what do
>>38222242
Put water on you are self
>>38222242
stop drop and roll xd
we must hug
>"Hey girls looooook...ANON'S HERE!! eh, anon we didn't think you'd actually show up hahaha, whats you're costume?!!?"
>>38222158
Do you like hurting other people?
Desu Desu Desu Senpai Desu
>>38222158
>whats you're costume?!!?
Ted Bundy.
>>38222158
I'm clearly a mashup of Hitler and DeLarge.
ballbusting thread.
What's up my kinky robots? come in and chat and drink with me. i got a story
>wife has known of my fetish since we were kids
>has a bachelorette party prior to our wedding
>both sides of our friends know of our kink
>she has a party dedicated to beating on junk
>her friends make a "hit the dick" pinata as part of the party games
>wife gets the bat first and of course goes for the balls.
>girls eventually break the bat and one of the party goers have to get a wrench from the car to finish it off
>they break the dick pinata which is full of dildos and lube and panties and other gag gifts.
>her friends were really creative and fun through the night and it was awesome seeing them go after some junk..even if it was cardboard.
Source on the girl?
origineaux
>>38222319
I honestly have no idea, im just taking images from a sub reddit about tits. everyone likes tits.
Gonna bump this thread with some tits. Ive had my balls beaten for 11 years now i believe. 9 with the wife. Got plenty of interesting tales. that and i was a little skater kid. Up for any interesting stories from anyone else too. they can be whatever related. Im just comfy and enjoying my pepsi/vodka
Who /smokescigars/ here?
Cigarettes are for simpletons, and if you don't smoke at all then how can you even call yourself a man?
>>38222006
like this but not tobacco.
a blunt with some dope mixed in with the weed is enjoyable. it's a waste of dope to smoke it like this but dope is cheap
My dad gave me one of his cigars and it was gross.
>>38222042
Cigars taste better than cigarettes. Less harsh in my experience. Prime time mini cigars are a guilty pleasure of mine.
>Stop whining Anon, you guys lost the race war. now you have to be part of the breeding program. It's mandatory.
If whites lost the race war then blacks wouldn't try and mix with them you fucking idiot. I swear to god you white men make everything about you.
>>38222001
>Lost race war
>have to breed with the winners
Really cranked up my cashews OP
>>38222032
please tell me you're a black girl, black guy here
whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i cant have a qt gf because im a 5'6 ugly manlet
>you need to pay things uhhhh
im not an americuck, my parents didnt kick me out of house and im not a homeless, they will die in 30 years
Ok then. Glad we got that sorted out.
yea same lets fug
>>38221860
>what's the point of getting a job if no gf
My nigger.
If I support society, by getting taxed, they need to make me VR friends and or advanced robot, rather than my money get gangstered into such high tech stuff going into only the military. But not even free healthcare? No free education? Then fuck you, don't expect us not to be very crooked.
Why is smoking cigarettes considered bad today but in the 50s literally everywhere had ashtrays and no one was constantly cough shit up and suffocating
>>38221767
Because back then people had no idea what kind of damage they were doing and I also assume that (((tobacco companies))) weren't putting rat poison in them.
Why is asbestos bad today whrn back then it was used everywhere and no one got mesothelioma?
>>38221862
>asbestos
it's really only dangerous to people who smoke. there's something much much worse about the combination of the two than either alone