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>Moving to Japan for a job in three weeks
>tfw some part of me knows I won't get a qt jp gf
You will always be the same.
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What's your job?
>inb4 english teacher
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What job? Also kys
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Are you the same Australian anon from over 30 thread?
You can probably get a gf pretty easily, try Tinder
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Would you rather be a minimum wage worker or a gangster?
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>>38223241
minimum wage. Fuck troubles
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Often, the two earn the same money, sadly.
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Tbh being a gangster is my dream job
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>tfw no qt /ss/ gf to dominate and protect me
i just wish real life was like my japanese doujins
it's not fair
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If you were an actual shota boy I'd be your gf (male) and spoil you and such!
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>>38223261
that would be really nice tooand who says i'm not
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I was a trap/transgirl's (they weren't sure) mommygf and all I got was a broken heart so you're right, real life isn't like japanese doujins
I have this fantasy
>a future land lady whos looking for a lodger
>sons old room
>he moved out and died in the army or somthing
>new land lady desperate for 'replacment son'
>she wakes me up everyday,
>makes sure I'm up and ready for the day
>always offering hugs
>wears sheer nighties and breeze kaminos
>skirts, low cut tops, no bra = recurring wardrobe
>bends over
>a lot
>likes to get drunk on the weekends
>bottle of wine and a movie on the couch
>she often looses her composure
>fondling ect...
>we don't mention it when not drunk
>did I mention shes desperate?
>leaves door open when showering
>audible masturbation
>end up paying rent in a 'alternative currency'
>i mean cum
ect... ect... the plausible nature of the fantasy makes it feel so good, so right, plus it avoids the whole degenerate incest part of mommy fanasy
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>tfw no younger but taller mommy gf
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>>38223199
The safety and security in knowing your whole body belongs to her, and that she will lovingly nurture it every day
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>>38223242
>>38223285
>tfw no Semi-Conservative yet traditional believing, curvy tit cow carer GF who cooks
One can only hope
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Man can do what he wants, but he cannot will what he wills
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>>38223161
You're damn-right.
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>>38223276
Howdy pardner, that's a nice cup of joe.
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Your heart and mind would destroy each other if you weren't standing in the way.
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>"Anon what do you do all day anyways? You don't have a job so you must do SOMETHING all day, right? Go on, please tell me what you do with your massive abundance of freetime,, surely you must been pursuing numerous artistic outlets, right?"
Ha... ha... dumb normies don't know that us NEETs train Olympic weightlifting with the Bulgarian Method, read 20th century French philosophers, make oil paintings, record music, work on open source software projects, volunteer at charities and practice carpentry and multiple musical instruments instead of working for SHEKELBURG and GREENSTEIN-SCHLOMOBERG Corp... stupid normalfags lol
...When will the dumb normies learn that having a job that provides them with disposable income, friends, sex, a consistent schedule to their day and parents who arent ashamed of them will NOT make them fulfilled, unlike US Neets, The true Societal Elites?
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Hello? Anyone out there? Hello?
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This is one of the most reposted pepes and I still don't understand what it's supposed to actually be.
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>>38223485
A crying frog.
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>be sober
>completely straight
>get drunk
>suddenly a raging homo browsing grindr
Truly the devils water
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>>38223103
Did you spread your boipussy?
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really alcohol just brings out what was already underneath
maybe you're just a homo
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>>38223311
Yep, we've got some news for you
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if all women are sluts then how come they won't sleep with you? doesn't that mean you're so unattractive that even sluts won't sleep with you?
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>>38223070
Yes.
ORGKABANBAN
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>>38223070
Yep thats the long and short of it.
How long did you have to think on that one numb nuts?
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>>38223070
>doesn't that mean you're so unattractive that even sluts won't sleep with you?
Yeah. Did you not know this already?
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Thoughts on the rising percentage of anime watching black people? I'm talking niggas who watch Naruto and Fairy Tail shit. The basic stuff. Do they fit in anywhere within the robot spectrum?
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Black people have always been into classic shonen anime
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>>38222990
This. All the black kids I know are into DBZ and a lot of them are into Pokemon too.
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>>38222990
this. Niggas really love DBZ
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It's another Facebooking your childhood friends and classmates to see if they're doing better than you Friday night
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Why bother? You know they are.
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YEA BOI, CLICKING THE CLIQUE DICKING
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>>38222949
Three guys, three girls from my high school went to Ivies.
Two girls and a couple of Indians are going to med school to become doctors.
A bunch of girls are going into computer engineering and have done internships.
Some other girls are going into nursing.
A pharmacist I recently saw is a good-looking blond late-20's girl.
The hottest Instagram girl I've ever found belongs to Alpha Phi and is retaking a few classes over the summer to get a 4.0 GPA for medical school.
Luckily for you, you don't know them. Please go watch anime/play video games/jack off to porn. It's healthier than feeding your envy.
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I have to get braces at 18. For the first year of college, I will be wearing braces. 2017-07-08 02:35:50 Post No.38222931
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I have to get braces at 18. For the first year of college, I will be wearing braces.
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FUCK THIS SHIT. FUCK MY ASS. FUCK MY LIFE.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCUFCUFKCFUCKFUFKCUFCK
GOD WHY DID YOU CREATE ME?
I AM SHORT, UGLY, AND NOW BURDENED WITH BRACES. STRIKE ME DOWN AND END IT YOU FAGGOT!
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>getting braces
>any age
confirmed jawlet
take the mewpill
required watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8
tl;dw for jawlets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqlxAdmky10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9OqEd5z1k
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would u rather have fucked up teeth or braces lad both are equally bad, but at least you're fixing your teeth with braces
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>>38222931
Go full ugly. Hoodie + sweatpants all the time, don't bother hitting on any girls. Wear glasses if you need corrective vision. Get a buzz cut.
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why don't you have a curry nigger wifu yet?
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>>38222915
I don't live anywhere near India
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>>38222936
There are Indians in North America and Europe, surprise, surprise. Even Nicki Minaj has some Indian in her.
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>>38222936
I live in England, so it might as well be India
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Why are there so many threads about porn and sex? Why can't /r9k/ be a blue board? Who even cares about sex? Please just stop.
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faggot
faggotburito
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>>38222858
>>38222883
no touch digits and make up.
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>>38222883
faggots are just as guilty of spamming porn
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If your hair was severely graying, would you dye it or embrace the gray?
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Embrace the grey like Scott Niedermayer. No sense in hiding.
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>>38222819
Embrace the gray, if I had the hair.
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Leave it, grey on men is literally literally a non issue
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>attend university orientation seminar today
>speaker asks for people's prefers pronouns before speaking to them
>apologizes for assuming a girl wanted to be called "her"
>well over one hour dedicated to the topic of on campus rape
>speaker says one in four women will be raped in college
>one of the clubs listed on the extra curricular slide is the Latina womiyn club (actually spelt that way in the slide)
>mfw
How the FUCK do we stop this? I always just thought this shit was just /pol/ strawmen.
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>>38222761
it's like that during college orientation.
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How does any of that affect you?
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What uni is it, if you're a mericafag? I want to avoid it.