Fucking christ. Mom bought the fake poptarts again. Why does she do this to me? I've already told her enough times that Toast Em Pop Ups taste like an old rag but she doesn't ever listen. She tells me to calm down because they're the same and they're just snack food. I don't care.This is BULLSHIT. How do I get her to listen?
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>>39507432
1. Stop bein a nig
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>>39507432
throw them at her and use a whinier voice than you already do
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Why do mothers buy off brand garbage and insist it tastes the same? For some products it's fine but food is almost always worse.
>getting your nipples pierced
>getting retarded af tattoos that cover like your entire arm, or are a stupid design, obnoxious colors, or a combo of all these
>getting your tongue pierced as a girl (seriously fuck no i dont wanna taste that with my tongue when im kissing you and i dont want a cold metal ball rubbing up against my cock when im fucking your mouf)
>piercing your genitals as a woman
>piercing literally anything but your ears (septum piercings arent that shit but still)
holy fuck woman (and men) can be so degenerate, why would people do any of the above. like holy fuck its so stupid and when I see these people I can only imagine what other terrible life decisions they've made. Having one of the above greentexted things instantly tells everyone around you that your life is a summation of shitty decisions after shitty decisions
does anyone seriously find a pierced titty attractive? Explain how that is in anyway an improvement over the original breast. Its soft, malleable, beautiful in its natural form. Why would you pierce it with metal, which is the exact opposite of softness and warmth. Fucking retards
and does anyone find massive tribal tattoos endearing? Anyone above 80 IQ? Anyone ever got a boner cuz a girl had a tattoo that said Live. Laugh. Love. in red, yellow and orange colored text? fucking morons lmao
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12 btw haHAA
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>>39507431
For tattoos, it's a way to try to preserve a part of you that you want to immortalize. I don't want to immortalize anything about me so I don't do it. It's not about low iq, it's about self preservation in an alternative form.
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>>39507431
For nippile piercings, some people get them to make thier nipples show through thier shirt.
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>be me
>be a shitty independent DJ
>get a few gigs around city, gain popularity
>get offered gig to DJ at prom at my old high school
>fucking hate all those kids but I need the money
>decide to fuck with the kids
>start making EDM song from scratch
>strip off my clothes, lube up my dick and fap into my premium studio microphone
>get all sorts of good spurt, fap, shlop noises
>mix into a song and add a drum kit
>call the song imcoming.mp3
>be at the prom
>yell in autistic DJ voice "ARE YOU KIDS READY TO PAAARRTYYYY"
>play the song
>right before the drop it's my autotuned voice yelling "IM COMING"
>mfw all the kids are loving it
>mfw all the teachers are dancing too
>mfw I played sounds of me masturbating to 500+ people
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>>39507409
post song or didn't happen
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>>39507409
Yeah OP post the fucking song
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>>39507409
cmon OP deliver, I want to believe you
What anime have my fellow robots watching lately?
>Hajimete no Gal
>Tsurezure Children
>Koi to Uso
>Plastic Memories (first anime to make me tear up)
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>>39507386
Eromanga Sensei :>D
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>>39507386
Re:Creators
Qualidea CodeFate/Stay Night
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
New Game!!
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Currently watching Concrete Revolutio Choujin Gensou. It is just ok.
Before that I watched DNA2 because I was in the mood for something from the 90s.
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Message to all women:
Either get lost or convince me why you shouldn't get lost.
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Your anger towards women is misplaced. They haven't maligned you in any way
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>>39507278
Didn't convince me. Get lost.
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>>39507265
I'm trying to find ways to isolate myself completely from as many people as possible. I'm still having trouble trying to find a job where I don't have to talk anyone. I think that you'll want to go to another chanesque site that will let you have the chamber you want. I've been thinking of leaving this place for a while now too.
WouId you still fuck her?
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>>39507242
>WouId you still fuck her?
Haven't opened the image yet but I'll do anything for love
>open it
but I won't do that
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>>39507242
>expect 3D fat swine with piercings
I'm not sure...
>open file
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VIRGINITY
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>Would I fuck a cartoon?
Uhh, no.
Give me the saddest anime you have robots. Make angel beats look like Pussy shit. Make me so depressed that I will want to kill myself after watching it.
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>>39507217
Anonhana as I like to call it when I browse redchan :)
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>>39507217
Haibane Renmei
onigiri udon teriyaki
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>>39507250
What's it about my brother?
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How would you like to be executed? One day I want to be killed by a firing squad
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Firing squad, cheap and efficient.
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>>39507189
>firing squad
probably the most humane and least frightening way to go. shame they don't have actual robots to pull the trigger, so they don't need to rely on people.
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>>39507189
guillotine. seems like that would be fast, likely painless
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>you will never be spike spiegel
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>>39507145
I'd rather be someone who is happy. Why the heck would you want to be someone so depressed and fucked up. Do you just want to be cool? Kind of pathetic honestly.
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>>39507145
I got compared to Spike once.made my week desu
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>>39507169
There's more depth to spike than that, also he has a history of being a super bad ass even though he's usually broke. I'm already depressed and fucked up just in pathetic ways, he's the best bounty hunter in the galaxy. He doesn't feel fear the way we do, he's an ascended super chad like james bond.
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Sis smelled the cum rag
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Mommy tasted the pee pee bottle
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>>39507047
Tell her that it's your sweat rag
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>>39507047
My dog once eat a paper where I ejaculated.
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This is a thread for DACA recipients that will be affected by Trump rescinding the executive order.
In this thread you may post your general feels about the news, how you will be affected, what your next steps for the future are.
Here's a little bit about myself:
>was brought to the country at 11yrs old, 23 now
>lived in this country longer than my home country of ES
>have adopted English as primary language, can still speak Spanish but prefer not to
>applied for DACA when it first came out in 2012 as I graduated high school
>worked as a dish washer then bank teller then truck driver
>bought a car
>still live with parents and no gf but life is generally good
>now in 6 months work permit will be taken away, chance of deportation since government knows all about me
>home country is now foreign to me
If anything I'm a little bummed out. Takes me back to my high school "babby's first existential crisis" days and kinda wish the norks would actually start something and give us a happening.
Pic related, my car.
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>>39507023
Bye-bye Byeeeeee! :)
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why wouldn't you just apply for citizenship
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>>39507023
Nice car, OP.
That is a GT V8, right?
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Why do I, a mulatto guy, find girls who are also mixed the most attractive?
Shouldn't I like White or Asian girls the most like everyone else since I was raised around people who like them the most?
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Mulatto
I am a
Mu
La
To
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>>39507033
Whenever I say/see it I'm reminded of this mildly amusingEric Andresketch so I keep saying it, sorry anon.
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>>39507021
that's your peoples, mixed race nuwave people who want to destroy white society and do drugs and play Japanese vidya and listen to rap, that's your culture.
we're all going to be assimilated
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Has a girl ever made this face to something that you said?
If so, what was it.
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>"anyway, I gotta go, do you have a facebook?"
>no, should I bother making one?
>her face when
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Thanks for ruining my day fag
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>>39507136
tell us what has happened anon
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Mom is such a stupid bitch
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You should probably clean your room.
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>>39507007
The apple doesmt fall far from the tree.
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>>39507007
Sometimes, yes.
Originality was the original sin.
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How do I know if im not some normie high on acid hallucinating himself as some fucked up robot?
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If you ever did acid you know that's not how being in acid feels like.
But how do you know you're not a brain in a tank being sent electric signals programmed from a computer generated life simulation anyways.
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>>39507000
you can't hallucinate for fucking 25 years anon.
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>>39507000
That's not what acid does. And for that matter how do you know you're not a conscious programmed into simulator by aliens millions of years more advanced than us.