MY 17 YEARS OLD BROTHER IS GOING TO BE A FATHER IN 8 MONTHS WITH HIS CUTE 15 YEARS OLD GF UNLESS THEY ABORT THE KID AND ME, A 25 YEARS OLD MAN IS STILL A KISSLESS, HANDOLDLESS VIRGIN!!!!!!
END ME ALREADY!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEE
>>38223785
Are you Mexican or black?
>my 17 year old brother has just fucked his life up before he is out of school
NICE SHITTY BAIT, FAG.
"So, how's the job hunt going, sport? You know, it's always better to go there in person and speak with manager..."
>>38223778
because getting rejected online wasn't demoralizing enough I have to go in and make sure I'm worthless in person
>>38223866
"Don't beat yourself up, champ. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and displaying that 'can-do' attitude. What have you got to lose?"
>>38223880
People make a meme out of this but honestly this isn't such a bad idea.
Groom yourself, wear nice clothes, walk in and ask to speak the manager.
Sir I'd really like to work at this location and would like to take the first steps to working here.
Or just lie about yourself online desu. That's what I would have done if I didn't have any work experience.
Why do so many girls and women look up to this skank?
>>38223760
She never even said that stupid quote everyone attributes to her and also she wasn't fat
Yeah I think the same thing. She was a fucking whore.
Idiots, all of you. She's one of the most charismatic actresses to ever grace the silver screen, I've never seen someone exude charm the way she does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-BuISTjumQ
Watch that entire thing, focus on Marilyn while you do so (not that you wouldn't be able to if I hadn't told you, since she steals the entire song from Jane Russell). Watch for the sequence starting at 1:32, especially her eyebrow movement at 1:49. It's unreal just how much emotion she could flood the frame with.
So no, fuck off. She's an icon and rightfully so. None of you have even seen her work.
>favorite pornhub video gets taken down
>can't find it anywhere else on the internet
FUCK MY LIFE
Why the fuck didn't you download it
>fapping to a favorite porn video
lmew
>>38223888
It didn't occur to me to save it. It only went up like 3 days ago.
I'm an Incel. I fucking hate women but I wanna fuck them.
I pray for a nuclear holocaust so i can either fuck Stacy's as the literal last man on Earth or die so I don't have to watch Chad and Tyrone double team my oneitis.
>>38223736
>incel
>that cut off image
>reddit spacing
>>>/r/incels please faggot
>>38223833
What is reddit spacing?
Is it this?
Or this?
How about this?
Not quite?
What about this?
This one?
>>38223736
>I'm an Incel. I fucking hate women but I wanna fuck them.
interesting
what made you choose such a life?
To die: to say we end the slings and scorns of us all; and, by a sleep; no more; and the undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the mind to sleep to say we end their currents turn awry, and make cowards of outrageous fortune, or not of? Thus contumely, the whips and sweat under a weary life; for in the will, and enterprises of the dread of something after death, the name of office, and make with and moment with a bare bodkin? Who would bear the law's delay, there's the law
>>>/s4s/
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test
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>>38223752
*yawn*
>>38223788
Whatever.
For the rest of your life, you can have an unlimited supply of this box.The catch is, you can only choose one flavor. You can never taste the other two again.
Which do you choose, /r9k/?
im grape
>>38223686
is it all I get to eat? You need to be more specific with this hypotheticals my guy.
those look great
i bet they would be nice in strawberry flavour
Strawberry if they have it. If not, then Cherry.
I can still count as a virgin if I put my dick halfway in...right?
that's what I did with this shy girl a few weeks back.
I need robot insight on virginity
why did you only go half in? I need the full story before i decide.
>>38223674
You're not a virgin, leave
>>38223674
let me see...if it was in enough to pop her cherry (if her cherry hadnt already been broken by her uncle tod before she started selling her body to failures like yourself ) then yes you can consider yourself a former virgin my good sir
What one TANGIBLE thing could make you happy for the rest of your life if you could have it now?
a real life anime god tier waifu
>>38223642
an orbital ring to go up into orbit on
>>38223677
For the rest of your life? Think harder anon desu
are there any qt boys in psych wards?
WAS, not presently in one. Was not my idea of a good time desu...
>>38223641
please someone be my gf
i will do literally anything you want
i dont want to die alone
it hurts every day to be alive
If you're under 18 then yeah, those are the best. But the adult psych wards.. just a bunch of retards
Can someone explain to me what exactly makes a femanon orbiter-worthy? Is it just the face and body
>>38223570
What kind of ugly piece of trash is this?
>cute
>intelligent
>sense of humor
>humility
>depressed
>may or may not do drugs
No girl is worth orbiting, you're all pathetic.
I WANNA SCREAM
AND SHOUT
AND LET IT ALL OUT
AND SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT OUT
OHHHEEOOHHHEEEOHHEOHHH
ITS BRITNEY BITCH
ORIGNO
>>38223517
do yer job and shut tha fuck up
BOOM BOOM POWWWWW
fuckin orgianlo
Lets see your room anon.
I'll start
I want to move out of this hell hole and live on my own
>>38223457
>gaming with a controller
>was supposed to move over a month ago
>keeps getting delayed
Soon, hopefully...
>>38223457
Are you planning on getting some more furniture?
>>38223532
What's so bad about your "hell hole"?
Why the fuck I gotta drink all my problems away? Why the fuck my dad had to be an alcoholic?
Why the fuck did inherit chronic depression from my mom?
Why the fuck I'm still blaming my parents for being a fuck up alcoholic???
It's actually pretty easy to quit, I just became addicted to food instead.
>>38223423
Is it worth being obese over?
Go to /ck/ and look up al/ck/ there is always a thread for you degenerates, where all you do is circle jerk about your addiction and how shit your life is because of it. Get outta here normie!
Why the fuck don't you have one of these bad boys yet, robot?
>>38223263
this shit is a meme and you can enjoy it on >>>/b/
>>38223263
I do and it's called a penis
>>38223263
I was thinking of buying one and making it into some kind of toy for my birb, I think she'd have fun with it.